Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

[Elastoblast]

I’m playing the Jack Monroe Recipe game where the recipe is the first three things you see in your fridge plus the last thing you ate or drank. Mine is Cheese, Bacon and Orange Juice Tea.

Broccoli, coleslaw and cheddar coffee

 

[Nurseali]

Pear bread

 

[ForgettyBetty]

I don’t disagree!
Do you know that’s a derogatory term for her sexuality, though?

And now people have ruined my favourite ever children's programme.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

More horrors. I'm assuming she's trolling now.

Because it would be really dumb to brag about your massive stockpile of food and then turn around and claim you spend £20 a week.

 

[Nurseali]

New list. Yummy.

 

[Elastoblast]

Fraus I am quite upset that my jokey recipe for the pink eggs was actually almost exactly what Jack posted, with the exception of my added pickled radish juice. I think I need a lie down and to spend some time considering my life options. I'm straying down a dangerous path to botulism and salmonella

 

[auntylil]

Mackerel with pickled radish and anchovy mayo???

This was my personal barf moment. I love mackerel but serving it with anchovy mayo? Her pee must smell like a fishing trawler!

 

[flxwerpxwer]

OH MY GOD THAT'S WHAT SLOPBOT IS

Day = made

This is the first time I’ve seen this and it had me literally at my desk

 

[metroglide]

I’m playing the Jack Monroe Recipe game where the recipe is the first three things you see in your fridge plus the last thing you ate or drank. Mine is Cheese, Bacon and Orange Juice Tea.

nail polish cheese milk coffee

 

[Nurseali]

Has she really just wrote stir fry as an idea
This could go on forever

Chips
Sandwich
Crisps
Soup

Maybe I am a 10 year experienced cook and poverty star and didn't know it

 

[sioc]

Ask a reasonable question….


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There is nothing reasonable about suggesting those dishes sound good tbh.

Stir fry listed on its own there is actually sending me.

 

[Elastoblast]

Fraus I am quite upset that my jokey recipe for the pink eggs was actually almost exactly what Jack posted, with the exception of my added pickled radish juice. I think I need a lie down and to spend some time considering my life options. I'm straying down a dangerous path to botulism and salmonella

Quoting myself to say that a neighbour who is an actual counsellor, and knows I am studying it, has recommended a Russell Brand book to me. I feel tainted

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Also completely outrageous that she said the N word in the first place!!

This is what she does. It's widely agreed that the N word is the worst and most toxic of all the racially abusive words. It's history is shameful and for white as mayo Monroe to go chucking it about in a pity me whine is disgusting.
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Where I grew up, saying it was an arrestable offence, you could actually literally be chucked in the police cell on the spot.

 

[Captainmouse]

Do you think the cheese was bought blue or she just left it in there too long. Thrifty!



Genuinely think you could make a novelty meal generator to throw together combinations of random words and they'd be about as appetising. In fact I'm convinced that's how she's doing it.

We already have one of those

SLOPBOT V.2

www.slopbot.com

SLOPBOT V.2

cooking on a botstrap

brought to you by Mel Donte

 

[Veronicaaa]

You didn't HAVE to reply Jack. The only thing they'll gain from interacting with you is a few flying monkeys.

 

[auntylil]

I'm from the SE and hear the term dormer bungalow, but I'm not on the coast so perhaps that's why.

They're pretty common up north tbh, seems especially so in seaside towns (I could be wrong ~that's because I'm not Jack, of course, who can never, ever be wrong~ ) x

 

[FrankReagan]

This was my personal barf moment. I love mackerel but serving it with anchovy mayo? Her pee must smell like a fishing trawler!

Exactly! I love all the ingredients - but not together.

They. Don’t. Go.

Mackerel flavour would be drowned out by pickled radish. Anchovy mayo is overkill. The textures are off. She has no clue!

I bet her nutribullet is on a UN Chemical Weapons list.

 

[jf99]

Chicken liver, black pudding, lentil and blue cheese lasagne? Mother of God...
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what in the actual duck is this? chicken liver, black pudding and blue cheese are all so rich! then the texture of the lentils alongside the pasta

she's an actual idiot!

 

[hooplifehero]

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More horrors. I'm assuming she's trolling now.

Because it would be really dumb to brag about your massive stockpile of food and then turn around and claim you spend £20 a week.

I have mild arthritis and would never, ever write that much long-hand, unless I was required to by law. Doesn't Jack have disabilities that should make this length of list painful? Why wouldn't you type it out, unless you were performing for an audi...

oh

 

[HotesTilaire]

OH MY GOD THAT'S WHAT SLOPBOT IS

Day = made

New slop please