For the love of god, don’t give her ideas. That could be the genesis of a whole new revolting bookShe's just done this to mess with us. I'm certain of it. I'd eat the cat's meaty pouches before anything she's describing here.
Christ imagine how strong that would tasteChicken liver, black pudding, lentil and blue cheese lasagne? Mother of God...
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In gravy or jelly? Would you rinse the gravy off first?She's just done this to mess with us. I'm certain of it. I'd eat the cat's meaty pouches before anything she's describing here.
I will pay £10 to the anti-poverty charity of your choice if you manage to video their reaction and share it.I see she’s committing hate crimes against Italian food again. I hope she makes one so I can send it and cause a chaos at the ex in laws again.
Gravy. He just gives the jelly ones a really disdainful look and strolls away.In gravy or jelly? Would you rinse the gravy off first?
I can actually taste metal in my mouth 🥹 it’s like a thousand rusty eBay spoons in there!Chicken liver, black pudding, leek, and blue cheese lasagna? I've honestly just brushed my teeth, I'm right cheers
Quite. And a lot of relatively non cheap items - gruyere, blue cheese, water chestnuts etc. They wouldn't come in her performative £20 shops for 3 people.I see thrifty, I only spend £20 a week on food Jack, has more food kicking around her kitchen than most of us buy for a month
Yeah sounds very fire safety conscious from the former fire person. I'll just cover the doors which may act as a temporary fire block in the event of a house fire, with some highly flammable material that will no doubt release noxious fumes when it smoulders and catches alight. Mmm toasty and warm nowOK, I'll leave it. I had no idea, thank you for putting me right.
I read that as “I’ve honestly just bruised my teeth” and nodded sagely. Even the notion that any of this abomination would pass your lips would cause you to involuntarily grit your teeth together hard enough to cause injury, so I understood you completely.Chicken liver, black pudding, leek, and blue cheese lasagna? I've honestly just brushed my teeth, I'm right cheers
Genuinely think you could make a novelty meal generator to throw together combinations of random words and they'd be about as appetising. In fact I'm convinced that's how she's doing it.did she just throw some food words in the air to see what landed and where?
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