Jack Monroe #389 She's like Boris but with worse hair

[frostily]

I find the best thing to do is treat everything she says like a back to front science experiment from school, with the conclusion being ‘she’s lying’ then take your steps backwards from there to fill in the gaps.
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off topic but that worksheet!! memory unlocked

 

[Tin Can Crook]

That's because chicken liver, black pudding, lentils and blue cheese are the four horsemen of the culinary apocalypse, squig.

 

[metroglide]

Performative shop time!

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Nothing on that list takes my fancy. Not a single thing. In fact, reading the list makes me retch a little bit.

 

[Pimpinella]

Didn’t Jack also show a proposed increased bill that included boiler servicing/repair contract which obviously couldn’t be hers because the landlady would pay for all that. All about the grift.

Yep have to have a yearly service...... I just don't understand how anyone would think they could get away with the number of lies she tells.....

 

[FrankReagan]

Mackerel with pickled radish and anchovy mayo???

 

[Ooointitot]

Chicken liver, black pudding, lentil and blue cheese lasagna? That's the second on the list, my brain locked down and refused to let me read further.
Jack is history's greatest monster.

I’m absolutely hysterical with laughter at this, thank god I was near a loo and some spare pants

 

[mince]

You were lucky. I currently have a metaphorical breeze ripping through my house and I'm not even sure it's survivable.

Unlucky. I found a metaphorical breeze to be quite easy, tbh.

 

[NellieBoo]

Performative shop time!

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Oh god. Please no. Not another one. I can't bear it.

 

[metroglide]

She's just done this to mess with us. I'm certain of it. I'd eat the cat's meaty pouches before anything she's describing here.

 

[Smeghead]

Chicken liver, black pudding, lentil and blue cheese lasagne? Mother of God...
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This reminds me of this kid’s song my little ones liked where they put loads of ingredients together that make you go ‘yucky’. Makes you think

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Chicken liver, black pudding, lentil and blue cheese lasagna? That's the second on the list, my brain locked down and refused to let me read further.
Jack is history's greatest monster.

This needs reporting to the Italian embassy as some sort of crime against their cultural heritage.

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

Nothing on that list takes my fancy. Not a single thing. In fact, reading the list makes me retch a little bit.

Chicken and Vegetable pie sounds like a normal meal (I mean I wouldn't eat it, I'm a veggie and it's made by Jack). What the hell's it doing on there?

 

[Clovis]

Spamacaroni cheese bake!

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

Spamacaroni cheese bake!
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Dear Lord where's the spoiler tags??

 

[frostily]

She's just done this to mess with us. I'm certain of it. I'd eat the cat's meaty pouches before anything she's describing here.

Babe, same x
Also - thread title

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

She's just done this to mess with us. I'm certain of it. I'd eat the cat's meaty pouches before anything she's describing here.

Pet food is legally obliged to be fit for human consumption, so you'd probably be better off.

 

[Suffolkmum]

The pig and prawn prolapse has done it for me.
I’m getting on a bit, but, in my entire life I have never seen anything as nauseating as that. Were those sausages cooked. She’s doing it on purpose, she can’t really think anyone with taste buds could eat that. The thought of it sliding down my throat is making me feel really sick.

 

[sioc]

Just going to spend the next hour sitting around appreciating my jolly pink eggs. It is raining here () so appreciate the indoor activity suggestions

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

I see she’s committing hate crimes against Italian food again. I hope she makes one so I can send it and cause a chaos at the ex in laws again.

 

[PeepholePringle]

Chalet bungalow is used by estate agents to describe the setup where bedrooms are in the roof/eaves. It’s common in that part of south-east, bet if you search bungalows in Southend on Rightmove you will find many.

I'm from the SE and hear the term dormer bungalow, but I'm not on the coast so perhaps that's why.