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Jack Monroe #388 Even @3ssex Police are laughing at her
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Looked at the quote tweets and apart from the one she flared up at, they are all overwhelmingly and sickeningly positive. And still no mention of booze found.
Has there ever been a more desperate attention seeker than Jack Monroe, @BootstrapCook to grace this planet?
Has there ever been a more desperate attention seeker than Jack Monroe, @BootstrapCook to grace this planet?
She could have just searched for the hashtag to see couldnāt she? Also, iām taking bets right now on whether she actually comes back to do this. Ā£10 free bet if you have thrown away 2 things in your house today, Ā£20 free bet if you throw away all your kids belongings and send me proof. now duck off x
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Took the photos on the 3rd, did some more messing about v early on the 4th, apparently.
Jack doesn't drive and SB's school isn't in walking distance. How is she doing the school run? 
Also it's nearly 9 am there?
Also it's nearly 9 am there?
āSchool runā at 8:48?
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I'm currently reading the Gulag Archipelago. And yes, twats like you probably would've ended up in there. Most likely after grassing loads of people up though because you're not a nice person and you talk too much. But, you'd have ended up there nonetheless. Bit like your anti Semitic stuff Jack, it's not nice to joke about really.
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Smug condescending holier than thou Jack is worst Jack. Selfless people don't actually feel the need to constantly bang on about it. And they actually DO centre their loved ones instead of this weird pointless performative invasive bullshit.
Yes, the timings! School run now? Surely school has already begun for the day? And making breakfast at 5 to 8, unless the school is next door, thatās way too lateJack doesn't drive and SB's school isn't in walking distance. How is she doing the school run?
Also it's nearly 9 am there?
This is all just such nonsense. We've moved multiple times in 20 years and not once have we ever 'practiced'. We get told '2 bed house' or '3 bed flat' and that is it, no dimensions etc. Sure, we sort out as we pack but usually only 2-3 weeks before we move and if things don't fit when we get there, then we put them on Gumtree etc, unless we really, really do want to keep things then we find a way. It's a load of sh1t!
Smuggery, yes, but everything she posts is to garner attention - any attention, good or bad which is twisted. Sheās rejoicing in this commentary about her, itās giving her endorphins. And remains absolutely blind to all the excellent points raised. Donāāt post your kids lāa safe space. Donāt invade your childās privacy. Itās gross and such tit parenting.
Sheās so damaged and sooo awful with it. If it was just about her, it would be tolerable. But she uses SB as a prop/tool/shield.
I have very strong feelings about this.
Especially with a long journey by public transport
To be fair, on the first day back here, only the year 7s start on time and everyone else goes in at 10.30 so the poor little ones get a gentle start before the huge teenagers arrive
This is a back to school morning that someone who isnāt doing a back to school morning would imagine it should be like.
I donāt know if this is still a thing but some schools did a later start for the older year groups and just had the first years in for start and assembly, when I was a kid. Of course, if you depend on school bus or car share with siblings at the same school, itās was/is pointless.
which of course is irrelevant because at no point has she said that she has cooked for SB or is accompanying him to school. Itās all smoke and mirrors for the gullible paypigs to praise her wonderful mothering.
also - which year 8 kid on this planet wants his mum walking him to school like a toddler to nursery?
which of course is irrelevant because at no point has she said that she has cooked for SB or is accompanying him to school. Itās all smoke and mirrors for the gullible paypigs to praise her wonderful mothering.
also - which year 8 kid on this planet wants his mum walking him to school like a toddler to nursery?
My three sons are on a staggered start this morning. Year 7 went in at 8.30. My year 9 starts at 11 and year 13 at 10.30, so it's possible.
It's incredibly sad that SB's room (if it really is his room) is Jack's take on what a 12 year old boy's room should be. To a neutral observer, there's no way they would clock that as a 12 year old boy's room. No posters, no toys (other than Jack's rehab snuggle bear and someone else's figurines) no loud or weird mixes of colour. Nothing is his, he had no input into how it was decorated, and no right to privacy. It's just another way for Jack to say, "You have such a good mama, haven't you? Look at this lovely room! Don't like it? Oh, well.... I'll be sleeping on the sofa anyway, I guess...."
So on the morning of her son's first day back at school she was on twitter the whole time to own the trolls?
That's tragic.
That's tragic.
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