Jack Monroe #388 Even @3ssex Police are laughing at her

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When Janey 'Racist To Her Core' Godley is your only sleb pal, you know you're in trouble. I guess they can bond over stories of massive abusing pile-ons/self-aggrandising sockies together.
 
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It's Ok Sergeant Showbiz at Celebrity Squad has agreed a late start with the school after receiving some intel that a vile troll planned to insinuate that SB would launch his Jack prepared packed lunch over a hedge in an act of hatred so foul and grotesque several officers at CS Essex have had to go on long term sick leave due to trauma.
Some of the laughing at her Tweets is some of the worst laughing they’ve ever experienced in 25 years of Celebrity Squad. There’s not just long term leave, so many officers are retiring after days on the job, they’re now having to recruit specialists in from Georgia. They’re setting up a specialist rehab centre for some of the shell-shocked officers with Peach and Chickpea Curry and goats leg on the menu and a big teddy for anyone that makes it through
 
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To be fair, on the first day back here, only the year 7s start on time and everyone else goes in at 10.30 so the poor little ones get a gentle start before the huge teenagers arrive
At my old secondary school the Year 7s start today and everyone else starts tomorrow.
 
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Days and days of Jack talking about herself -while people don't know how they are going to cope in the financial crisis - and they STILL say she is the saviour of the poor?

At least signpost, Jack. Actually do something. You have a big platform
 
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Has anyone seen what she's describing here, on the bird app or elsewhere?
 
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Jack, no one is having a go because they think you put your son first or that you have demonstrated any love and care towards him at all. Quite the reverse, if your own version of events is to be believed you're the mother from hell and twice as embarrassing.
As a cleverer Frau than me said, she’s giving off tremendous ‘About a Boy’ mum vibes. Poor parentified SB. Jack, imho, you are a crappy mum. You repeatedly expose your child to new partners from Allegra onwards, take his things, comment about him on line to a ‘Glastonbury’ sized audience and fail to safeguard his privacy.

You’ve done this for at least 10 years but it’s not too late - go get some parenting lessons stat. And some better therapy.

Jeez. 🤬
 
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Screenshots, or <sigh> this. simply. did. not. happen. you. tedious. bleep

EDIT: Forgot that required a TW, thanks to whomever did it.
 
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She’s truly unhinged, all this cos we (rightly) said that “his” bedroom looks like a Cotswolds co discount outlet? Do better for him and for Twitter Jack.
 
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Has anyone seen what she's describing here, on the bird app or elsewhere?
Sorry to quote myself like a twit but note that she's specifically referring to tweets, not DMs. I can't see anything in her mentions that even comes close to what she's alleging? Really makes you think.

Still, if she has evidence of such blatant threats of harm, I'm sure the specialist Jack Protection Team at Essex Police will have the perpetrator bang to rights as I type.
 
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When Janey 'Racist To Her Core' Godley is your only sleb pal, you know you're in trouble. I guess they can bond over stories of massive abusing pile-ons/self-aggrandising sockies together.
Godley is a horrible woman. I followed her years ago then blocked her when I saw her speak to people in the most appalling way because she disagreed with their politics.
 
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Days and days of Jack talking about herself -while people don't know how they are going to cope in the financial crisis - and they STILL say she is the saviour of the poor?

At least signpost, Jack. Actually do something. You have a big platform
She is coming back later for a rant, in which she can tag herself into Martin Lewis timeline, at a minimum.
 
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Didn't happen. The threads over the weekend were a bit odd and chaotic but I am certain if that were being tweeted at her, we'd have seen it.

If somebody had been tweeting that at her, it is disgusting, actually abusive and unnacceptable. We wish her no harm.

It was telling that she struggled to find anything particularly offensive when screenshottig her "abusers" over the weekend.
 
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Has anyone seen what she's describing here, on the bird app or elsewhere?
Considering she names and shames old ladies who post innocent pictures of cheap dinners and sets FMs on people with LD you’d think she’d do the same to these people.

It’s almost like…they don’t exist?
 
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Not sure how much Jack is actually 'joking' here. We all know she has a deep resentment of the reallocation of resources when her parents fostered. I bet SB hears, "When I was your age," a lot.

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