Jack Monroe #388 Even @3ssex Police are laughing at her
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God she’s such an obnoxious spud
She’s been loaned and gifted more items than the British museum.
So have any of the items of SBs been from her? Everything remotely child like (figurines/bear/that looks to be it) have been gifts from others. Where’s his actual stuff? (I’d love to think he still has a room full of it that hasn’t been plastered on social media but she gives the impression all there will be is more sideboards.)
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Every time she does this i wonder is there some other secret evil forum that we don’t know about that spews out hate on her. It’s not twitter, it’s not mumsnet, it’s not the fruit farmers, it’s not here. Where is this mystery hate site?
Right you ninnies, unlike Jack I've got to go to work. See you all later and Jack, stop justifying everything, it comes across as bite good.
Now duck off
Now duck off
Where’s the solar lights in your sons room, Jack?
The last part of this tweet sounds like a pep talk to herself
So many gifts, Jack is super lucky!
I especially enjoyed the detail about the homeless person sleeping in their car with a nice expensive Star Wars collection then softly, gently leaving them all behind. So selfless, so giving, so unfathomable!
She's just pumbled because people are seeing through the story of the heroic room decoration nonsense.
She wants both praise for the way it looks (her vanity), that she's doing this on NEXT TO NOTHING, and that she is being so incredibly thoughtful to be doing something (not sure what) for her son. Oh, and also how smart she is (?) for forcibly sharing one bedroom before the big move, and how much she is suffering because of this (giving up so many painstakingly collected things).
How dare we not praise her for this.
She wants both praise for the way it looks (her vanity), that she's doing this on NEXT TO NOTHING, and that she is being so incredibly thoughtful to be doing something (not sure what) for her son. Oh, and also how smart she is (?) for forcibly sharing one bedroom before the big move, and how much she is suffering because of this (giving up so many painstakingly collected things).
How dare we not praise her for this.
She's really become a sad act. Horrible invasion of privacy of her son and why the hell do 570k people need to know about their sleeping arrangements anyway. Ugh. Now the sausage slop - yes please we want to see it, for the pure horror value.
I'm not mad, you're mad. I don't care. That's why I only tweeted like 6 times. See how much I don't care? I don't care! How dare you! But I don't care. Here's 5 excuses for my behaviour but I couldn't care less! I swear! I'm definitely not going to spend all day fuming about it! I'm going to make some soggy pancakes with all my ingredients that weren't in my performative ASDA shop. Now duck off!
chop chop jack it’s already nearly 8, most secondary school kids will have left for school already !
The positive about all this nonsense is that without question, there will be people right now wondering “WTF” about Jacks own tweets and attitude. There will be bemused scrolling from a couple of fans thinking “what knobber says that she has booze in the bed?” And when they don’t find one - they will also start questioning the bigger picture.
Every single time she goes off on these rants about trolls - another frau or herr is born. Every time.
Every single time she goes off on these rants about trolls - another frau or herr is born. Every time.
Great. A soft toy infused with adult sadness in your son’s (note apostrophe) room.
ETA @Lazarus got there before me!
I’ve never known anyone to make such a meal of moving house. Of course it’s an obvious beg for money - rattle rattle.
Oh good - she’s remembered it’s first day of school so she’s making herself pancakes, sausages and syrup.
Because we all know J is having a lovely morning at his dads.
And after all she didn’t say who she was making breakfast for, did she. Weasel words as always.
Oh good - she’s remembered it’s first day of school so she’s making herself pancakes, sausages and syrup.
Because we all know J is having a lovely morning at his dads.
And after all she didn’t say who she was making breakfast for, did she. Weasel words as always.
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