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Jack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire
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Jack’s publishing team reading her Twitter over the last 12 hours, realising their attempted intervention and strict advice has very much failed, but at the same time breathing a sigh of relief as they realise that they dodged a bullet when they tipped the home pickled radishes in Jack’s lunch slop, slyly into Jack’s bin.
It was decided tonight they shan’t be going again, Jack never listens, she’s on her own now.
It was decided tonight they shan’t be going again, Jack never listens, she’s on her own now.
I've been out after work. She's done something horrid again, hasn't she?
Remember when she was away and we made our own fun?
Remember when she was away and we made our own fun?
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It's just a biscuit ffs. Couldn't he have his own bloody biscuit?!
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It doesn't seem like much written down, but I grew up being shown I was the least important person in the household, and honestly, these tiny things can hurt more than the 'big' humiliations.
It's just a biscuit ffs. Couldn't he have his own bloody biscuit?!
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For the love of God, if you're reading this and you know Jack in real life, get in touch with her family. She needs a welfare check, especially if the child is with her. I know you're probably exhausted by her antics but she's really lost it this time. Defending this behaviour is enabling and harming her
It's incredible that even in the midst of all this, she's still imagining herself as the main character in the movie. Getting excited about the sidebar of shame taking an interest, being watched by special public eye team etc. Utterly preposterous.
Am I the only one who liked this 'do" ? I believe it was known as the kumquat
TOOT
TOOT
My flabber has never been so gasted at the steaming pile of bullshit she’s throwing around tonight. The however many he is in line to the throne Prince Harry, can not receive full MET Security for himself his wife & children, even with him contributing to the cost of it but the little smol pixie has got Sarrrfffends answer to DCS Sandra Pullman checking up on her! LJC she’s had a right few nose bags tonight hasn’t she? Off her effin nut she is!
None of those examples were threatening. Not pleasant but there's now law against being rude to Jack. She's like a child hiding behind her mums skirts.
The lies go from bad to much, much worse! They generally figure they haven’t much else to lose so ramp it up! Well, that’s my experience with one anyway!
Hi all, this latest nonsense has shaken me out of lurkdom since DKL and make an account - my OH (I have one you see) works for an Essex adjacent 
police force and he confirmed its absolute horse shite.
There is a specific team for this sort of thing but they'd only get involved in the way that she's said if it was like ministerial level people in the public eye. He said it's most likely she's reporting it repeatedly to much eye rolling but they still have to deal with it. They cannot get involved if nobody has reported it. Apparently the sort of things she's actually got screenshots of wouldn't even meet prosecution level under malicious communication
police force and he confirmed its absolute horse shite. There is a specific team for this sort of thing but they'd only get involved in the way that she's said if it was like ministerial level people in the public eye. He said it's most likely she's reporting it repeatedly to much eye rolling but they still have to deal with it. They cannot get involved if nobody has reported it. Apparently the sort of things she's actually got screenshots of wouldn't even meet prosecution level under malicious communication
It's particularly devastating to Harry. He gave Jack that good advice about sharing nudes and tracing leaks all those years ago and she repays him by stealing his security detail. I bet she didn't even mark Diana's anniversary this year- COWBAG.
Can confirm from er... previous professional experience [red triangle]. The police barely have the resources to investigate crimes reported to them, let alone monitor nasty messages sent to minor celebrities. She absolutely thinks she should be given special treatment for being famous but that just is not remotely how it works.
ETA: Keep imagining a crack team of highly trained officers sat around monitoring twitter, saying things like 'Sarge, @MUFCfan88 has just called Holly Willoughby a slag."
This *gestures*
I just remembered about when I was poor on maternity leave I did a mini VBI of sorts…
stay tuned.
*goes to find the old planner*
also… emergency food shop £20 limit. Makes you think.
stay tuned.
*goes to find the old planner*
This is a long lost reminder of my personal POV I was actually on maternity allowance as my scumbag employer sacked me when I was pregnant, so yeah benefits Britain period. Never got as far as Asda… these are Aldi and Tesco prices
also… emergency food shop £20 limit. Makes you think.
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