Jack Monroe #385 Just admit you're full of loathing and misdirected ire

[Slopholm Syndrome]

So grandiose! Public life is for MPs, Royal Family etc. Public eye is for anyone on Strictly or Lorraine's sofa but only when it's Actual Lorraine. I don't even think Carole Malone counts . Soz Carole you are tainted by association.

i want you and your public life to leave me and my son ALONE

 

[jenny2603]

Why is she showing a fire dept uniform...she worked the control room...12 years ago. I cannot take this embarrassment Jack I'm begging u

I wish I'd kept my old KwikSave uniform in case I ever become the main character on Twitter. I can just casually tweet out my tabard and jacket and folk will know I have served.

 

[Menopausal Stormtrooper]

Does your fish van play ice-cream van music?! Because mines does!

Stamps foot.
I want a fish van that plays ice cream music too

 

[jenny2603]

So that's why the plod was at the crappy bungalow... aww she's gotta be twisting my nipnops now

I hear Salman Rushdie has reached out to Jack with a message of support.

 

[veronica71]

For the love of all that is holy will she just stop tweeting

 

[Mrs Peel]

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This is going to come back to haunt me in the middle of the night.

 

[Orphan_Black]

For the love of all that is holy will she just stop tweeting

 

[Pimpinella]

Eh?

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What a load of old rollocks..... (a) like the police will be arsed and (b) depends how much you want a burger love.... oh the drama.....

 

[FrumpyCat]

AKA malicious welfare check.
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No Jack that didn't happen.

You are embarrassing yourself.

 

[Edie Po]

Just ask G if I could have a game on her Xbox..she looked at me like I was unwashed pickled radish then swung her gaming chair round like she was Blofield.

I think it's a maybe.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Wish I’d kept my old pilots uniform now. ETA that’s not me, it’s a random child on the internet.

 

[threetintender]

I’m a little bit behind (aren’t we all?) but am I right that JM is now hinting that she needs / will have close protection officers because people on Twitter aren’t nice? So she gets it but his royal griftiness Harry doesn’t? I don’t understand anything anything in her world.

 

[kachoochoo]

omg. I'm still in the last thread, but, duck me, seeing her latest unhinged tweets I'm like

obviously, i do agree with her re that gross teacher, but jack's properly losing the plot wrt everything else

libel? cops? bodyguards? and wtf is my pork repertoire?

sweet ljc and the orphans, put a film on, woman!

 

[Just Lou]

I picked these up in M&S today. Look at him, all up in her niche.
No slop in sight. Makes you think.

Oh but they do look and sound nice!

 

[SendReceive]

Jack’s special taking the bins out uniform. Can’t be too careful, safety first. She might blow away in the wind or get run over by a badger.

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Hope someone reports her to Essex Fire & Rescue for appropriating property to indulge in her Fireman Sam walting.

 

[alphaspagbol]

Prescriptive linguistics re her use of meme type phrases really aren’t going to be Jack’s downfall

 

[GrannyOgg]

She has lost control of the narrative and keeps getting caught out. I think she may be scared of journalists too.
This isn’t her last throw of the dice but it’s getting close

 

[frostily]

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If I was a Patreon subscriber I’d be very concerned as to where my money had gone

 

[Begborrowsteal]

She doxxed her own son. Shes baited herself up where she lives. She abuses people and instigates pile-ons - she can dish it out but can't take it. Absolute toe rag.

 

[Pimpinella]

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Oh for the love of God just stop it with the BULLSHIT you vacuous slack arsed slattern with the morals of an alley cat and the brain of an amoeba..... all you do is "duck around" literally and figuratively..... I need some chocolate.....