Jack's probably got a cupboard full of items that are new and unworn that she's completely forgotten about. The fact that it's old isn't the issue. The issue is she has a neverending pile of crap that could have been sold and made her a nice little amount of cash, rather than go on the beg publicly AGAIN. She doesn't need any new clothes, she certainly didn't need to keep hold of a £55 item that is the wrong size for her. She is taking money from the kind of people that most likely don't have spare boiler suits, sideboards, sofas and freezers to sell if they're a bit strapped for cash.
Jack Monroe #384 You're churning out rinsed hoops and boiled slop, not storming the Bastille
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I really want a squig to point this out! Having to sit on my hands to not do it myself.
Liar liar boiler-suit on fire.
It’s this years stock.
It’s this years stock.
It LEFT.
All i can think of since the picture yesterday is a new money making venture for Jack. A new waxwork museum, Monroe Tussauds where all she needs to do is stand there under a spotlight like a baby in nan's curtains. Charge £50 and jobs a gooden.I really want a squig to point this out! Having to sit on my hands to not do it myself.
Sure, Jan.
The thing that pickles my radishes is if she can just knock it all out to catch up so easily (shan't) then there really is no excuse for not having delivered each month, if it's so little work. The other aspect is if it's so little work where is the value in paying her a living wage over 2 years for this? Unfortunately I think a lot of the patrons have probably already excused this as paying for the 'endless good' she does, and even if they have something to say they'll get piled on by her mob saying that. She thought she could ride the gravy train shielded by her FMs but it's all finally falling apart.
What's this parcel?
Postcard brick
Jack be nimble, Jack catch up quickI’mat the idea of some one who’s forgotten they are even paying for her patreon suddenly receiving a huge box of beige postcards randomly in the post
What's this parcel?
Postcard brick
The sweet relief of seeing 'only' 10 new pages, and knowing there'll 'only' be 3 or 4 added by the time I've got through them
Oh, you're in for a TREAT!
1000% shopping addiction. Oh Jack, if you could but see it, you probably are the voice of your generation- weaponising victimhood for social media clout, general SM addiction, shopping addiction. The truth will set you free, Jack. You, a real therapist- not bleeping Huggy Hoopy the Gifting friend but a horrible old witch that will break you and rebuild you. Do the work, write the book, do the media. Redemption, cashos, fame, success.If nothing else you'd at least be able to admit you can afford shampoo.
Vlad wants me to buy a new boiler to go with the boiler suit.
This old thing..haha I found it down the back of the sofa ..I've had YEARS.
She's such a cockwelk.
Andy darling...Hi Andy
YOU CAN SIT WITH US
Can any of you kind frauen please point me to the origin of lingering honk? Is it a direct quote from JM?
Don’t do it if you have loose bowels.
But....but....the stunt hair! Or is the confirmation the book is off?
The boiler suit is from 2019 according to that evening standard piece it was featured in.
Co-sign; tThe Evening Standard had an article on the best floral jumpsuits dated 2019. OMG, could she be telling the truth? (This may be my aneurysm, Fraus und Herren!)
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Another frau may remember better but I think she once had some pork scratchings and then said there was a lingering honk of them in the crappy Bungalow.
I want to believe she is telling the truth, however I feel if she did buy it back then she couldn’t have resisted trotting out the chortle-some ‘nans curtains’ line over her socials then.
Thread title nomination!
Can anyone tell me where I placed my violin?
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