Vlad’s up to his tricks this morning!
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I’d be constantly ill too if I ate her slop."In bed miserably sick"
Of course she was. I don't think there's anyone in the history of the human race who's been ill as often and as severely as Jack. Incidentally, what work commitment was she trying to swerve around this time?
Can't even be bothered to comment on the Patreon revelations because you've all covered the "IT'S BEEN TWO bleeping YEARS" element much more eloquently than I could.
I'm just going to wait for the latest hairdon't. Hopefully it's as hilarious and terrifying as the shrivelled floral goblin monstrosity from yesterday.
The wonderful rhik samadder and the egg master (btw, his book in which he talks a lot about his depression is really good)She could get the inexplicable eggs involved in that gig as well
Make sure your sound is up before you hit play for full effect(it’s from The Guardian, so not a dodgy website, I promise!)
She's face-tuned her chin off. It's really freaking me out.Just can’t believe she wants to suggest this is the face of someone who isn’t high
No worries at all. I read it as that but was trying to compare Jack's endless invasion of that poor lady's privacy to the normal thoughts of a parent. I try to be considerate about my boys feelings , I hope I am...Jack centres it all on herArgh sorry dear heart @Elastoblast I should have been more specific and said "a) my mum uses social media like Jack does" (i.e. half a million Twitter followers and uses it as a stream of consciousness!) IMHO there's a world of difference between putting occasional family pics on the gram and Jack's MO on Twitter. If I had kids I'd be exactly the same as you![]()
She's face-tuned her chin off. It's really freaking me out.
Has she cut it herself? She said haircuts are an unnecessary luxury in HH2, didn't she?
Thank you for all that you do xxI’ve decided to help Jackie out and do one of her recipe cards for her:
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Please credit the canal if you use this Jack x
It’s still thereHas she cut it herself? She said haircuts are an unnecessary luxury in HH2, didn't she?
Has HH2 to been deleted from her blog? I can't see it. (This might be news I have missed).
Shops name is big cartel?She could recycle some of her poetry from her early years to send to her patrons
Exert from Girl on the Radio
Sorry should I spoiler that? Possibly a bit early
The shop works for me
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not a lot on it though
Thanks.It’s still there
Still there for me.Has she cut it herself? She said haircuts are an unnecessary luxury in HH2, didn't she?
Maybe she will deliver them on her tour of the most deprived places in EnglandJack will never get those cards out. She made a typical Jack Monroe comment without thinking or checking facts first. Print costs have gone up c25% so she won't be able to get that quantity done at the price she will have been quoted all those years ago:
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More paper price rises loom large - Printweek
Another wave of paper price rises look set to impact the sector as two manufacturers announce further double-digit increases.www.printweek.com
Then factor shipping cost increases and this us simply not a financially viable 'product' unless she's not spent the previously gifted money (yeah right) and plans to subsidise the cost increases to keep her customers happy. And we know that won't happen.
Can’t get over how endlessly fascinating she finds herselfWell, no one can accuse her of consistency
October 2015 - comes out as trans, announces she’s getting a double mastectomy
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Please don't call me A Girl Called Jack. I have something to tell you.
First published in the New Statesman on 20 October 2015. If you are a journalist or other media outlet, please scroll to the bottom of this piece and read carefully. “URGENT: Legal warning: Jack Mo...web.archive.org
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Hurting hungers shooting out all over the place. We should do a poll to see what one is the funniest.Still there for me.
Also... Fraus. It is actually Hunger Hurts 3 - Hunger Hurts 2 was one year on...
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Hunger Hurts – Still. A year on…
Today is exactly one year since I typed out, on my battered old Nokia, the words that have been reblogged and repeated in international news reports again and again and again over the last twelve m…cookingonabootstrap.com
I don't know, but did enjoy a twitter search "tax (from:bootstrapcook)"When was the last time Jack paid any tax?
What happened to the continuity hair for the book launch?