Most people call it a one night stand.....
I mean, some people with learning disabilities
Most people call it a one night stand.....An “honest respectful human connection” is not getting you a burger with no fries (or drink?!)
Then fleeing in the night at 3am???
Well don't fucking do it then, you stupid moaning prick. You've got nothing worth hearing to say, it's not making you any money. Just shut up.
Maverick brain ramblings and chatting with FMs while the Karl tweet sits there festering.. she's a real specimen.
Felt this. So true, Love your name btw.Ah the comedown shame is kicking in is it?
The realisation that you are in your mid 30s with a child to take care of,
the reality of (the possible / speculated) dangers of substance abuse.
The whoring out of yourself (no shaming from me, you do you)
The patching together of memories as they randomly reappear.
the cringe of the receipts on Social Media that you don't remember..
The realisation that your sleep pattern will be fucked for a week because of the above.
etc
All speculative and entirely IMO your honour.
Been there, done that, still do it occasionally, just not on this level.
Didnt they use sex toys in the olden days to calm hysterical women down, perhaps because nothing else is working they are going old school.Alright, I don't know love and genuine honest respectful human connection but I can buy my own burger and Hula Hoops without the inconvenience of being bonked for six hours straight. Who's the one actually winning in this situation? Really makes you think.
The childish use of the exclamation mark is very Jack-like though.Yeah. No. She hasn't written this. No way. Not after the last few days and nights of her bilge. Unless she can switch that on and off as she pleases when it suits her...oh wait...
Quite. That's not appropriate under any circumstances on your ONLY ACTIVE WORK SM account. You know, the platform where you highlight yourself and the work you do. It's more like teenagers on snapchat ffs.Because telling someone to ‘go fuck’ themselves is just fine if a couple of sentences on social media make you think they deserve it but you know nothing about them or their circumstances? Aww, what a lovely lady you are Jack.
Right there with ya. Can Jack go to sleep please so I can do the same and keep my job.Back at work tomorrow could do with not being up till 4 again… but also
Patreon squig doggedly chipping away is a marvellous thing.Patreon Squig is my new spirit animal
(there's not much competition, a three toed sloth and the Silent Night Hippo were the previous two)
As I suspected. It’s that dirty bastard Hamburglar. Here they are together-just look at Jack’s abs.
I thought “round trip”was defined as the total outbound travel time plus the total return travel time?
Yes they didDidnt they use sex toys in the olden days to calm hysterical women down, perhaps because nothing else is working they are going old school.
I am aware i have weird humour, but well like jack says im a freak!
I love her. Interesting that Jack won't just refund her £20 and block her. Almost like she writes and has a decent follower count same as TD.Patreon Squig is my new spirit animal
(there's not much competition, a three toed sloth and the Silent Night Hippo were the previous two)
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