Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.

[Edie Po]

We are all going to think this now when Jack goes missing on the Twitter in the evenings, well I am …..4 hours now, stuffed with burgers and getting deep down and dirty with nightmeat, shrieking as she cackles at all the conspiracy theorists staying so mad and wrong, her mind filled with the delicious bliss of it all.

This thought unfortunately entered my mind, I’ve done a Jack and over-shared, now you all have to think about it. Go well pals

Well I wasn't..but thank space you

 

[TillyMiffin]

I missed the ‘shagging’ tweets last night does anyone have a screenshot? Thankspaceyou

 

[MistyWindows]

I regret to inform you that Jack Monroe is awake

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That tweet gave me diabetes

 

[Phillipa78]

This has probably been addressed already so my apologies, but if she has another housemate she can’t surely be paying all of the rent anymore can she? Which is what Hunger Hurts 2: Solar lantern boogaloo was about

A more forensic Frau than I will recall that a housemate was suggested by a squig a few months back - maybe circa HH2? Jack had obviously "completed it mate" and just dismissed it.

 

[Sparemethebollocks]

So the Tories embed this guy in the "care home" but it's really a MI5 outpost. Jack is trying to set up a chain of Essentials 4 Poors (does chamois leathers and magic trees too as well as lemon curd) and we're trying to kill them, so "Karl" is going to start some Twitter beef to distract Jack while we hide all the lentils and stuff. Winter hits, dead poors everywhere, Jack does a howl 'n' claw but it's too late then SUCCESS.

This is comedy gold.

 

[AnnRKey]

Christ, that’d be some sloppy sex.

Let's hope she rinses her bea...er, sorry, I don't want to make you all vomit so let's just leave that there.

 

[SendReceive]

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Now I’ve seen that, I can’t get the idea of her on a sock, scraping Twitter at some ungodly hour and saying to herself “Your name vill also go on ze list” out of by head.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Still there for me.

 

[ContentCrunch]

Jack's sex tweets were in response to someone on Twitter accusing her of neferious indulgences. Tweets posted towards the end of the last thread.

Phew.

 

[SmolWarrior]

She’s still out for the count I see. What are the odds of another all-nighter on Twitter when she finally surfaces?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Editor texted Jack after the show to apologise about the lack of time.

Editor probably also asked whoever booked Jack “To see them in the office immediately“

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Apart from the fact they only pay you £50 though ey Jack?

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Just wanted to see if anyone was able to clarify - her 12 step fellowship thing. Is it for addiction or ED because she says both? Do you get them for both?

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A lot of recovery groups use the 12 steps, as amended for their particular issue.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

I can’t make any guarantees or mention sources so please take this with a pinch of salt in case it doesn’t happen, I don’t want to get any one’s hopes up.

But I have it on what I deem good authority that the cap for universal credit is going to be raised soon as part of the ‘cost of living support package’, entitling more people in the U.K. to financial help who don’t currently qualify for any benefits.

I’m only putting this here, now, so Jack can’t claim she had anything to do with it if it does happen. As you were.

Oh, I hope that's true. Fingers crossed.

 

[sleepingsatellite]

Thank you, makes sense now.

Yep, and the ‘pending transaction’ bit might be what they see on their online banking.

 

[Dogrose]

I’ve just seen Jack’s latest tweet and now you all have to see it, as I did a big sick

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And there I was thinking it would be “Jack, no one cares about your hoop(s)” - advice she doesn’t seem to have taken to heart.

 

[AuroraBlueSky]

She's getting the kick out of it for now, but the comedown when she realises what she's done and how awful she's made herself look will be quite something.

I really hope you're right x

 

[Vanelope]

Much better to ask the lady getting midnight visits from the fucking Burger King

If I see that image in my dreams tonight… scary AF

 

[Edie Po]

did Jack show him her collection of (not pawned) engagement rings?

Bet she gave him a cheeky glimpse of her frozen fish and goats leg phaworrrrr
Rings long gone ...

 

[Saltfish84]

I’ve not grunked cause I’M BUSY and living a life of actual things, events and humans. However, thrilled I missed Jack “shagging” though how she was still (tooting) tweeting whilst riding some poor sap I cannot fathom.

(She was snorting, not shagging. That’s how) Still being a nasty c£nt I see

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Latest stats.

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Interesting. I'm sure when I looked at her profile a few days ago it said 572K. Perhaps I misread something.