Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.

[frankychester]

Has she been quiet all day? Sleeping it off?

The tortuous sleep of the damned, one hopes.

I'm not on top of who her suspected sock-puppets are. Can any more forensic frauen see if they've been posting while Jack has (what I'm told is a common nightmare amongst 'talent') dreams about the police closing in on her buried victims.

 

[Lazarus]

I’ve just seen Jack’s latest tweet and now you all have to see it, as I did a big sick

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You were robbed pal. You make fucking everything your concern.

 

[Soap a Dope]

Rib Bruiser 1000

She was already setting up that excuse with all the woe is me if you had to do this for 10 years nonsense from this morning.

Yeah, can't get a job, I'm too busy with my snazzy hoola hoop. Gtf

 

[mchops]

I'm right, you're wrong.
New book by JM
Forward by Karl.

I'm seething for Karl and nearly putting my anon hat on

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I got a bit confused with the comments about the hula hoop...

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So I looked them up. Is it just me or does it look like something from Love Honey? (I'm sure a frau mentioned earlier that Bad Harold could be a purchase rather than a person )

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They're doing the rounds on teen social media and are more than likely just a gimmicky piece of garbage. There's no way anyone bought this other than Jack herself.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Jack: A very dear friend recently gave me a gift I use every[nospace]day and I wouldn't be without it, it's inspiring, cheering and warming like a cuddly, snuggly hug

Squig: Glad to hear it Jack, what is the gift

Jack: I'll text the friend and ask x

What was in the BOX Jack?

 

[WoolyMammoth]

As part of my anti-poverty work and seeing as no one else is willing to tackle the housing crisis I am launching a fully transparent and accountable tiny house project. It'll be a steep learning curve but I have an extraordinary team behind me on this- can't say too much yet but YES this feels RIGHT and YES there will be perks...

If there was a signed piece of paper promising no more patreon, no more books, no more tweets, no more, all this stuff. I'd genuinely be happy to contribute to a gofundme for the tree house in the woods. As long as nobody had to hear about it and she didn't have to live tweet her happy or her every waking stream of neurosignals in no particular order or arrangement. Just have it for herself and her family. I'd give a weeks food shop money at least - at my rates, not hers.

 

[PeepholePringle]

Does anyone else think Burger La Bill is the old friend who was tweeting her pretty intensely on Saturday?

 

[ChactFecker]

Nah all still there for me, I think some folks have I ternet issues.

 

[Elastoblast]

Gender Discussion Gossip Forum

Here you go.

Didn't know how to link it. Cheers @Silver Linings

 

[Boyo]

So what does the housemate make of the hot water being turned off and being forced to use solar lightbulbs?

Tbf I think that’s the least of his troubles.

 

[Maisene]

It's 20 pages, with footnotes. I do like a footnote. 10 pages if you ignore the footnotes.

BRB, just putting the kettle on.

Grabs bottle of red

 

[Ooointitot]

Oooooo I wonder if new man has a big van ... please please goddess let it have a massive cockroach 🪳 on top.
It'll be like Jack has a friend.

I think she has a buddy, at best

 

[Pimpinella]

I feel like soap bars are making a comeback?? With shampoo & conditioner bars becoming a bit more mainstream they’re another environmentally friendly option people will be swapping to, surely? The other week I bought an exfoliating bath cloth (fancy!) that has a pouch for soap in it!

Very much so, remember those shower sponges you could get with a soap in? Lovely. No plastic packaging with a soap and especially if a natural one better for the pipes....

 

[Sketchy]

Apologies, it's still there....God allfucking mighty !

Yes and still no apology, she's too busy going on about her hoop.

 

[Nonah]

Omg just seen jacks almighty screw up.

How is she going to come back from that

Spoiler: Marmite

bollocks. Your avi reminded me I forgot to buy marmite earlier

 

[Captainmouse]

Reported. It’s not enough but it’ll have to do

Reported

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I'm thinking a sinkhole or abandoned mine shaft would be a good forever home for Jack. She can cook up mud and lava slop stirred with a stalactite and enjoy her own nasal echoes telling her how great she is. Just don't say cunt by accident Jack or you will be hearing it for hours.



Because she is a shrieking Tory who loves to shaft the poor and marginal groups as much as Boris and co.

I wish she would go off grid where there is no interenet or telly and just be a hermit.

 

[Soap a Dope]

Unruly beef curtains the size of an African Elephant's ears. Snorting her way through August as if she has a fire up her arse. Despicable

 

[hiyaaaacath]

An essentials weighted hula hoop? is that squig on glue?

Absolutely mad thing to say. I’m not sure how much protein is to be found in a weighted hoop