Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.

[Philimena cunk]

In my head Jack's new OH is called Burger La Bill.

Hamburgler...

 

[Tittykitty]

Vlad seems to think someone needs therapy

 

[Bugger13]

OT but God I love a Pears soap. We used to get them in our stockings as kids (absolutely wild parenting from my folks).

For the sake of your energy bill, I feel like boiling grated soap would be a quicker process for dissolving it than the whole bar? But I don't know if it's something stupid in Monroevia that you need to have the whole bar in to stir miserably with a stick.

God, I can imagine that’s just going to fuck up the grater. And make the next coleslaw you knock up inedible as graters are notoriously hard to remove every last bit of material from (especially that stupid fine side. Hello raw knuckles too)

 

[ChactFecker]

Now please let me alone. I’ve got the worst heartburn anyone has ever had and should be Dino-napping

Can highly recommend anything Esomeprazole related.
some expensive OTC versions are Guardium and Nexium. Which come in at stupid prices of like £1 a tablet.

though Asda (i'm not Jack) do a own brand version of the same ingredient and strength for ~50p a tab.

https://groceries.asda.com/product/asda/asda-heartburn-acid-reflux-control/1000154240022

Other brands may be available but they really do work well.

also ask your doctor about Lanzoprazole.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Jack, where is your hula hoop?
You seem to think it encompasses the whole world or certainly Twitter. For someone living their best life, with spite jobs and holidays, you seem to give a whole shiny shit about things that don't concern you.

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

Oh look at Russ there sliding in

GIVE IT SOME CRINGE!

 

[Elastoblast]

I regret to inform you Jack Monroe is awake

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Poor in sense of taste, style, empathy, actual friends....

 

[ChactFecker]

So I got a bit confused with the comments about the hula hoop...

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So I looked them up. Is it just me or does it look like something from Love Honey? (I'm sure a frau mentioned earlier that Bad Harold could be a purchase rather than a person )

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Ah the circulation reducing rings go somewhat to explain the stamina or indeed the ability it was indeed snowing that night

 

[MM85]

My god, she just gets worse with every tweet. I am utterly horrified by her behaviour, and that of her FMs

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I'm sick of the right wing gender critical bollocks being banded about Jack and her merry men of wazzocks.
Many GC are left/right/centre.

She's being called out from every corner of twitter not just by GCs.

It's not about reality though is it? Her FM are not interested in reflecting that, they're going to seize on the fact that it's written by a GC person

 

[ContentCrunch]

I’ve found some instructions on Pinterest involving coconut oil… which I HAVE because I’m not really a POV and neither are you JM

(have been when first left home like everyone!)

 

[MooBelle]

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LADS!! Have a look at this!!!

Jack got the dog in 2022 not 2021

Also her brothers are one older one younger.
Quibbles, but nothing of huge note and certainly nothing Jack could sue over.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

 

[Pimpinella]

100% agree with this. It also allows people to say what they think with absolutely no penalty. And you can do it secretly with nobody knowing. People then get stuck in echo chambers because you can say things without having to look someone in the eye and say it. Without a doubt the worst and most damaging 'social media' platform. If I was Prime Minister the first thing I would do would be unplug twitter. Sorry for those that use it harmlessly but it has enabled huge changes in our society that I don't believe we have begun to grasp.

100% It's invaluable for keeping in touch with people for me BUT ...... I said "somebody just slap me if I do this again" about buying more stuff on etsy again and I was flagged for abusive posting! Yet the hate you see on there on a regular basis....

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Right now, I feel like Raggetty did their beansquitting business in my brain, so I'm going to watch JO and come back for an update in a day or two when I am "clean" again. My respect to all the fearless ones who are staying on to observe and receipt.

 

[PurpleAnt]

In my head Jack's new OH is called Burger La Bill.

I’ve had The Beatles’ Bungalow Bill in my head all day and I blame you fraus.

 

[That Forensic Man]

Formatted version here

Didn't mean to attach the pdf, sorry
I hope Katie archived all of these sources.

Spoiler: References

References

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2. ianonabeach [@ianonabeach]. @esspeearr @Nigella_Lawson @BootstrapCook I’ve sent enough to cover toast and jam for SB for a month. It’s not much really but I hope it helps… [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from:


3. Lyn M [@lynnielou80]. @politicaIicious @littlemonalila @goodman_carina @BootstrapCook I think my problem is, not wanting to see it. Just wanting to continue to believe the goodness. Which I realise is incredibly naïve. I flung her £200 last week oh well x [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from:


4. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. But it takes a special kind of person to read an article where the author says they are struggling severely with their mental health, self harm, PTSD, ‘can’t go on like this any more’ - and your response is to start a hateful gaslighting harassment campaign. And tag them into it. [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from:


5. Awfully Molly. Jack Monroe: Saint or Scammer? [Internet]. Medium. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 21]. Available from: https://medium.com/@AwfullyMolly/jack-monroe-saint-orscammer-80ec92f37bb6
6. Monroe J. ABOUT JACK [Internet]. COOKING ON A BOOTSTRAP. 2014 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2014/05/07/jack-monroebiography/
7. Moorhead J. The Toughest Love. The Guardian [Internet]. 2004 Sep 1 [cited 2022 Aug 10]; Available from: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2004/sep/01/children
8. Essex Safeguarding. ESAB Introducing...David Hadjicostas MBE - Essex County Fire & Rescue Service [Internet]. Essex Safeguarding. 2012 [cited 2022 Aug 22]. Available from: http://essexsafeguarding.blogspot.com/2012/05/esab-introducing.html
9. Drake K. Our carers are so special [Internet]. Echo. 2015 [cited 2022 Aug 10]. Available from: https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/13798460.our-carers-are-sospecial/
10. Monroe J. Go, Greta. Autism is my superpower too. The Observer [Internet]. 2019 Apr 27 [cited 2022 Aug 11]; Available from:

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like-greta-thunberg
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stayed-for-you.6973/
12. The Newsroom. Jack Monroe, Bootstrap Cook interview - spilling the beans on tins, Twitter and talking about gender [Internet]. The Scotsman. 2019 [cited 2022 Aug 22]. Available from: https://www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/jack-monroe-bootstrap-cookinterview-spilling-beans-tins-twitter-and-talking-about-gender-102271
13. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @DrEmBurns I have ADHD, I was diagnosed a few years ago now [Internet]. Twitter. 2021 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from:


14. Hamilton C. Jack Monroe on defeating Katie Hopkins and why low-cost recipes matter [Internet]. inews.co.uk. 2018 [cited 2022 Aug 27]. Available from: https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle...es-austerity-cookbooks-vegan-interview-190212
15. Monroe J. My name is Jack Monroe, and I’m an alcoholic. But now I’m recovering…. The Observer [Internet]. 2019 Jan 5 [cited 2022 Aug 9]; Available from: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jan/05/jack-monroe-i-am-an-alcoholic-mea-culpa
16. Jack Monroe #129 Jack, could we have a quick chat? [Internet]. Tattle Life. [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-129-jack-could-we-have-a-quick-chat.13452/
17. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @cinnamonremote Ah yes, also a waste of a grammar school place here. Struck off most of my GCSE exams as my predicted Bs and C’s would damage the precious Sunday Times League Table spot. To say nothing of the damage being deprived of my own academic achievements went on to inflict in my own life [Internet]. Twitter. 2021 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1365635368654094338
18. Monroe J. You Don’t Batch Cook When You’re Suicidal [Internet]. COOKING ON A BOOTSTRAP. 2020 [cited 2022 Aug 23]. Available from: https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2020/07/30/the-price-of-potatoes-and-the-value-of-compassion/
19. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. When he came to the second coffee shop i’d moved to, I’d briefed my assistant manager in advance. He walked off the shop floor discreetly and called the Police. By the time my stalker had got his cappuccino in his hand, two cops were standing behind him. they walked him out. [Internet]. Twitter. 2021 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1370638072866541570
20. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. Jack Monroe on Twitter: "@heysugardumplin And I’ve actually been buyi… [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://archive.ph/O3A4t
21. Tanner C. Jack Monroe was forced to sell everything she owned to pay her bills - here are her top tips to boost your credit score [Internet]. inews.co.uk. 2018 [cited 2022 Aug 26]. Available from: https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle...e-check-experian-loan-bad-credit-bills-228442
22. Echo News. Former police officer leads honours list [Internet]. Echo. 2007 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/1477459.former-police-officer-leads-honours-list/
23. Hadjicostas M. MEL HADJICOSTAS: Biography [Internet]. MEL HADJICOSTAS. 2009 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://melhadjicostas.blogspot.com/2009/12/intimate-collection.html
24. Hadjicostas M. Mel Hadjicostas [Internet]. WritersCafe.org. 2011 [cited 2022 Aug 7]. Available from: https://www.writerscafe.org/Mel Hadj
25. Monroe J. We need to talk about Grenfell, and the corporate manslaughter of the poor. [Internet]. COOKING ON A BOOTSTRAP. 2017 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://web.archive.org/web/2017071...om/2017/06/16/we-need-to-talk-about-grenfell/
26. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. I still have my little black notebook that I recorded my firefighter training in; it’s identical to my recipe notebooks and sometimes when looking for an old recipe of mine I open it by accident and have a moment of marvelling at that joyous, incredibly fun period of my life. [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1518909223442259969
27. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @DembaiSystem Ah I think I vaguely remember this from my son being in NICU, thanks for the reminder [Internet]. Twitter. 2020 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1339629502834479104
28. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. SB just brought me Mr Raa. I’ve had him since September 2009 when I found out I was pregnant. He guarded SBs incubator when he went into NICU, and has been part of our family ever since. We share him, depending who needs his dopey little face and snuggly bum the most. https://tattle.life/threads/19920/ [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 11]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1494037297196670980
29. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @VeganCyclist4 @Sorrelish We spent 2 scary weeks in SCBU (well he did, I slept in a chair next to the incubator as wouldn’t go home without him) but it was lovely to have such a supportive team of professionals to hand. First night home alone together, I didn’t sleep, terrified something would go wrong. [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 10]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1517483873000644608
30. Monroe J. ‘Unemployed Mum Sells Off Belongings [Internet]. Essex Enquirer. 2013 [cited 2022 Aug 17]. Available from: https://web.archive.org/web/2013020...oyed-mum-sells-off-belongings-essex-enquirer/
31. Layton J. Living in poverty: Young mum has just £10 a week for food [Internet]. The Mirror. 2012 [cited 2022 Aug 7]. Available from: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/young-mum-turns-off-heating-so-she-can-1502710
32. Newell C. ‘I woke up in A&E’: Jack Monroe discloses breakdown from juggling childcare and work. The Telegraph [Internet]. 2021 Feb 17 [cited 2022 Aug 25]; Available from: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...-discloses-breakdown-juggling-childcare-work/
33. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @laura_flora1 I resigned, then immediately wrote to rescind my resignation with the support & full backing of an occupational health assessment + report, the deputy chief, and @EssexFBU. Had a meeting with a panel of HR, several Snr officers etc up at Service HQ where case was made for return> [Internet]. Twitter. 2021 [cited 2022 Aug 19]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1362005118066044931
34. Butler P. Jack Monroe: The Face of Modern Poverty. The Guardian [Internet]. 2013 Jul 23 [cited 2022 Aug 11]; Available from: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/jul/23/jack-monroe-face-modern-poverty
35. Monroe J. Hunger Hurts [Internet]. A girl Called Jack. 2012 [cited 2022 Aug 16]. Available from: https://archive.ph/LdGTk
36. Booth W. Canned foods helped her through poverty. Now Britain’s ‘Tin Can Cook’ inspires others with her budget recipes. Washington Post [Internet]. 2018 Dec 10 [cited 2022 Aug 19]; Available from: https://www.washingtonpost.com/life...ae7654-f422-11e8-bc79-68604ed88993_story.html
37. Monroe J. Thank you to ... my son’s father – the most decent man I’ve ever met. The Guardian [Internet]. 2019 Dec 27 [cited 2022 Aug 7]; Available from: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/dec/27/jack-monroe-motherhood-thank-you-brave-father
38. Clay X. My 49p lunch with a girl called Jack [Internet]. The Telegraph. 2013 [cited 2022 Aug 7]. Available from: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/9900773/My-49p-lunch-with-a-girl-called-Jack.html
39. Monroe J. Sleeping Rough In A Car Park [Internet]. COOKING ON A BOOTSTRAP. 2013 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from: https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2013/03/02/sleeping-rough-in-a-car-park/
40. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @FishGirls23 @norfolkchatter1 @joncoop194 @MarianM60 @Michael28782256 @jeanrobinson946 I had my housing benefit withdrawn almost a dozen times in 1 year alone (I’d done nothing wrong!) and it was horrific. Ended up being evicted from my home because of it. I wrote about it a lot at the time, but I still can’t open any post that comes in brown envelopes as a result. [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 16]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1526175968485842947
41. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @Jennife14723496 @HeyMissSmith I can’t help a decision my parents made for me at the age of ten, sorry. I didn’t have any tuition or extra help, I was the poorest kid in my year, and it was a non fee paying school. But I’ve worked with, alongside and in comprehensive schools extensively for the last decade... [Internet]. Twitter. 2021 [cited 2022 Aug 21]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1381010871984525316
42. Deloitte and Touche LLP. Fostering Network Director’s Report and Financial Statement [Internet]. Companies House; 2003 Mar. Available from: https://find-and-update.company-inf...Dc4YWRpcXprY3g/document?format=pdf&download=0
43. Grant: JOANNIS SAVVA Hadjicostas [Internet]. Gov.UK Probate and Wills; 2013 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from: https://probatesearch.service.gov.uk/orders#
44. John Savva Hadjicostas [Internet]. Echo. 2012 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from: https://www.echo-news.co.uk/announcements/deaths/deaths/10080874.john_savva_hadjicostas/
45. The Move Market. Property valuation for 2 Avenue Road, Leigh-On-Sea, Southend-On-Sea, SS9 1AX [Internet]. The Move Market. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 19]. Available from: https://themovemarket.com/tools/propertyprices/2-avenue-road-leigh-on-sea-ss9-1ax
46. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @AnneAnonymous1 @Daddy__c0o1 @MxOolong @jeremycorbyn First home was a flat so small the ‘kitchen’ was a piece of
MDF balanced across the communal hallway bannister. Two rooms. Not legally allowed to be rented as a dwelling now. That’s the one Dad owns lol, a glorified fucking cupboard. [Internet]. Twitter. 2021 [cited 2022 Aug 18]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1349370809266143234
47. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @Wordebs @Jennife14723496 @HeyMissSmith My father inherited a flat my grandad owned when he died. He rents it at below local HB rates to a formerly homeless man who worked solidly for my grandad for years. They haven’t raised his rent once since Grandad died. Heartless bunch of twats, our family, obvs. [Internet]. Twitter. 2021 [cited 2022 Aug 18]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1381036168016449544
48. Monroe J. 028FA094-341E-45CE-9D4A-0D49A2CEECD7.png (PNG Image, 416 × 900 pixels) – Scaled (81%) [Internet]. Twitter. 2013 [cited 2022 Aug 17]. Available from: https://tattle.life/attachments/028fa094-341e-45ce-9d4a-0d49a2ceecd7-png.446210/
49. Wood H. Bluebird to publish food bank-inspired recipe book from Jack Monroe [Internet]. The Bookseller. 2018 [cited 2022 Aug 26]. Available from: https://www.thebookseller.com/rights/monroes-food-bank-inspired-book-published-bluebird-879436
50. Patreon. Managing patrons with custom pledges [Internet]. Patreon Help Center. 2020 [cited 2022 Aug 14]. Available from: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/360044376211-Managing-patrons-with-custom-pledges
51. Patreon. What fees can I expect as a creator? [Internet]. Patreon Help Center. 2020 [cited 2022 Aug 14]. Available from: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/360027674431-What-fees-can-I-expect-as-a-creator-
52. Patreon. Pricing [Internet]. Patreon.com. 2020 [cited 2022 Aug 14]. Available from: https://www.patreon.com/en-GB/pricing-page-en
53. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @benpearson1987 I also don’t earn that, Patreon starts from £1. Their estimated figures are wildly exaggerated. [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 14]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1555243057020289026
54. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @FoodbankFundra1 @PissingKittens And you have no idea what my Patreon pays, but it’s certainly not that much! Please stop making things up just to harass me with, it’s really really really very tiresome [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 14]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1506690045931139072
55. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @uawakeuafake Patreon: doesn’t even cover rent and bills Teemill: The Trussell Trust, I literally posted my bank screenshots minutes after I did it because of people like you. If you have something to accuse me of, spell it out or sit it out. [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 14]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1530566079537373185
56. Faye [@DaffodilNebula]. @BootstrapCook Hi Jack, we are on the 24pcm tier on your Patreon subscription and have been for a few years now but haven’t received anything since early 2021. Is your Patreon not happening anymore? We have emailed a few times but no reply. Ta very muchly. [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from: https://twitter.com/DaffodilNebula/status/1562827592767455233
57. Monroe J. Jack Monroe is creating recipes, essays, books, photography, art, poetry, features, mess [Internet]. Patreon. 2020 [cited 2022 Aug 28]. Available from: https://www.patreon.com/jackmonroe
58. Nikki Pilkington [@NikkiPilkington]. Hey @Patreon @PatreonSupport - this Jack Monroe Patreon hasn’t been updated since 2020, I subbed in Feb and March of this year & have received nothing - how do I get a refund please? https://tattle.life/threads/19920/ [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from: https://twitter.com/NikkiPilkington/status/1547481444108455936
59. Bristol Sport Foundation. Cook along with award winning food writer and bestselling author, Jack Monroe [Internet]. Bristol Sport Foundation. 2021 [cited 2022 Aug 14]. Available from: https://www.bristolsportfoundation....od-writer-and-bestselling-author-jack-monroe/
60. Del Monte Europe. Jack Monroe partners with Del Monte® to promote the health benefits & versatility of canned fruit [Internet]. Del Monte Europe. 2020 [cited 2022 Aug 14]. Available from: http://www.delmonteeurope.com/news/jack-monroe-partnership.htm
61. Wright G. Superdrug partners with Jack Monroe to help customers ‘shop smart’ through cost-of-living crisis [Internet]. Retail Gazette. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 14]. Available from: https://www.retailgazette.co.uk/blo...ers-shop-smart-through-cost-of-living-crisis/
62. Sinmaz E. Sainsbury’s disowns left-wing blogger over ‘dead son’ Cameron tweet [Internet]. Mail Online. 2014 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...nds-claim-Cameron-uses-dead-son-sell-NHS.html
63. United Agents. Rosemary Scoular [Internet]. United Agents. [cited 2022 Aug 13]. Available from: https://www.unitedagents.co.uk/rscoularunitedagentscouk
64. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. Cheap standalone oven: £169 Rent: £1500 Council Tax: £280 Gas/Electric: £260 Water rates: £16 Bus fare to supermarket and Polish shop: £3.60 £2,310.01 and I definitely haven’t included everything. The cost of living crisis has very little to do with the price of fucking pasta. [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 14]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1513609091440066566
65. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @Wheezyridermick At the end of my tenancy here, yeah, I can’t do another two years of this, it’s exhausting. It’s 6 months away yet but it’ll take that long to downsize everything (not that I have loads of stuff, I’m just doing it around some already mad work hours and commitments!) [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 21]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1557432798037905408
66. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @kernowshark I’m outta here when this tenancy is up - (literally counting the days!) - so not getting any more pets, big furniture, garden stuff, nothin nil zip nada - can’t wait to live somewhere that doesn’t cost 90ish percent of my income every month [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 24]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1500879453056028677
67. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @asdhillon86 @Scam_Watch_Ltd @Daisyja54806240 (Ex partner. We haven’t been together for over a year now!)
[Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 21]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1502123008638562305
68. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. In this endless cycle of perpetual personal dissatisfaction, I’m attempting to grow the disconnected mullet long again. So I needed a hat. A waxed suede Stetson hat, come to that, because of course. And I feel cute as a tiny shiny button in it! (I may never take it off.) https://tattle.life/threads/19920/ [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1499401451956674568
69. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @Missindyalba234 @justwearmasks Sorry, who said I ~bought~ the dog? And she’s not designer, she’s a scruffy mutt lol [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1553469623881842688
70. goldendoodle (from:bootstrapcook) - Twitter Search / Twitter [Internet]. Twitter. [cited 2022 Aug 25]. Available from: https://twitter.com/search?src=recent_search_click&q=goldendoodle (from:bootstrapcook)
71. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. SB and I, along with his Dad and all our assorted children, have chipped off to Pontins for the weekend (oh how the ‘millionaire’ half live ) and according to my corner shop haul, I appear to be very happily holidaying in 1995… https://tattle.life/threads/19920/ [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 19]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1560673634414252033
72. Monroe J. Cooking On A Bootstrap by Jack Monroe [Internet]. Kickstarter. [cited 2022 Aug 15]. Available from: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/780456006/cooking-on-a-bootstrap-by-jack-monroe
73. Monroe J. Cooking On A Bootstrap by Jack Monroe- Update 6: ‘Nearly there!’ [Internet]. Kickstarter. 2016 [cited 2022 Aug 28]. Available from: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/780456006/cooking-on-a-bootstrap-by-jack-monroe
74. Saturn [@Scam_Watch_Ltd]. @AwfullyMolly @BootstrapCook Posted without comment ..... but makes you think, doesn’t it? https://tattle.life/threads/19920/ [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 15]. Available from: https://twitter.com/Scam_Watch_Ltd/status/1558418142887612416
75. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. In case you missed it yesterday, I’ve accidentally launched a clothing range. 100% of the profits to the Trussell Trust foodbank network - and over £5k raised already! Organic cotton, some of it recycled, ethically made in the UK. Head to http://jackmonroe.teemill.com to take a peek. https://tattle.life/threads/19920/ [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 19]. Available from: https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1488799670281420804
76. Monroe J. DEAD PEOPLE CAN’T RIOT [Internet]. Jack Monroe. 2022 [cited 2022 Aug 19]. Available from: https://jackmonroe.teemill.com/
77. Jack Monroe [@BootstrapCook]. @Ceri_turns I get that it’s not cheap - I struggle to ask people to buy my cookbooks on here and they’re about a fiver, so I did wince at it myself, but hopefully people see it for what it is: £13.50 cost price for the T-shirt £7.92 to the Trussell Trust £2.58 to the workers £0 for me! [Internet]. Twitter. 2022 [cited 2022

(double posting, hit the 40k character limit)

 

[PorkandBeans]

To be fair that is an actual apology. I’m assuming the agent wrote it.

You kind of have to assume that her publisher has a crisis PR firm working the Monroe account full time right now, if they still want to release the mythical “next book” any time in the next year.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Can anyone remember which thread is Pointy Jumper Slogan Jack,?

She's at her most ridiculous there, and I think I need that, to take the taste away

 

[Pimpinella]

So the Tories embed this guy in the "care home" but it's really a MI5 outpost. Jack is trying to set up a chain of Essentials 4 Poors (does chamois leathers and magic trees too as well as lemon curd) and we're trying to kill them, so "Karl" is going to start some Twitter beef to distract Jack while we hide all the lentils and stuff. Winter hits, dead poors everywhere, Jack does a howl 'n' claw but it's too late then SUCCESS.

Never mind magic trees I demand a magic puddle. Magic puddles for ALL!!!!