Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.

[Deeznutslol]

Just a thought;

If she has a lodger, why is she buying his food and cooking it? Is said lodger paying rent?

Yeah it makes no sense. Sorry if this has already been covered but is the housemate the delicious new beau? Or some other person?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Omg stay safe, surely the temperature a bar would need to get to melt would render it like molten lava?

I feel like soap bars are making a comeback?? With shampoo & conditioner bars becoming a bit more mainstream they’re another environmentally friendly option people will be swapping to, surely? The other week I bought an exfoliating bath cloth (fancy!) that has a pouch for soap in it!

I have a pouch for my soap bar and we also use flannels that get washed every couple of days.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

And around 3pm on Sunday wierdly is peak time for posting something to get maximum attention.

It's Monday, isn't it?

 

[Candytuft]

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LADS!! Have a look at this!!!

It won't open for me on my device.

 

[ContentCrunch]

Common People

She‘s from Southend she gets her scarfs from puddles
when she’s on telly gets into a muddle
thats when I
switched to sky

and when she’s questioned if her grandad’s loaded
by Edwina Currie, getting goaded
she said SHUT UP!
later acquired an exclusive pup

because
She wants to help the common people
wants to shop whereever common people shop
wants to cook like common people
wants to cook so common people have food
I agree - they need plenty, I said “here - have a crisp twenty”

She went off to the supermarket
for VBI, well she has to start it somewhere
so it started there.
the trolls they said “but there’s no protein”
some laughed and said ”that won’t feed no teen”
she said “yeah?“
”But I got enough frozen chicken breasts in here for a year”
and-
”I’m not poor!”

”I never said that I’m a common people”
”never said my life’s a total slog”
“never said I’m a common people”
”you say I implied it on my blog”
“but you didn’t understand”

“why I pawned the rings from off my hand….”

“It’s to downsize to a tiny flat
to sell off all my old tat
you act like I have won the lotto
cos I fed my dog risotto
but still you will always be wrong
about my PayPal and Patreon
Cos my income you can’t see
though if I turned in on I could, stop it all yeah”

Amazing I love Jackieoke!

 

[SendReceive]

Surely - surely! - that disgusting tweet against Karl should reach the attention of some blue tickers? how can that be defensible??

What did she say? Sorry, tried to find it but can’t.

 

[ContentCrunch]

Closed her account?

 

[Cascara]

I believe it was used on collars and cuffs sitting the washing process to get them clean.

Don't forget in medieval times they would soak clothes in urine as part of the washing process

thankspaceyou

 

[ContentCrunch]

What’s protocol ~if~ a tattle subject were to disparaît from le internet?

 

[MemoryLane]

I’ve missed this tweet. A nasty one. Can someone direct me to it pls?