Jack Monroe #37 Don't f*** with cats.

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omg Hard Candy was FANCY!

It came with a ring round the top of the bottle
I remember really wanting nail polish my cousin had, it was in a bottle shaped like a tiny lightbulb and changed colour if you warmed the bottle in your hand.
 
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I get the Sid reference.

Mr Dragon still wore one for gigs until he left the band last year. Playing MY bass (well, one of them).

He stopped after he came home one stupid o'clock Sunday, climbed onto the bed to give me a kiss (YES, JUST A KISS) and twatted me in the face with it.
 
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That sounds fantastic, good luck with the move, sounds like you’ve found “your” place
 
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Off topic - Nigella posted a recipe from someone called The Boy Who Bakes on her IG. Does anyone follow him/have his book? His IG is swoonworthy but I'm not much of a baker...
I got the book. Planning on making something from it this weekend. It looks quite generous and I can't really go anywhere to share leftovers, which has put me off baking bigger amounts...but the book looks great and when birthday parties/meetings become a thing again I'll definitely be using it lots. CBA with a million tins.
 
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I honestly can't believe how depressing she is. Obviously now my ~weird little brain~ has gone down this memory spiral re. when my dad was dying of cancer. Would I have thought 'Oh I know, now's the time to start looking for new lentil-based recipes' - doubtful. I can't imagine it would have cheered any of us up. But I can't be the only one who's, for want of a better word, 'triggered' by this new phase. Please picture my *sad little face*.

Sorry, ETA - it was a long time ago and I'm as fine as you can ever be after the horror of cancer. It's just ... not particularly feel-good in these already hard-as-fuck times.
 
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Ah love love love stories like this. The fact he drew a cat makes it even better haha
 
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Fraus, Fraus, Fraus,

I only returned to work yesterday, part-time and I’ve been BUSY okay? Haven’t even had time to grab a sandwich, have a piss and here I was, 20 odd pages down.

The first thing I thought of when I saw Jack’s reply to the punctuation comment was to think of @GrunkaLunka ‘s analogy of gaslighting and it’s so true. Every word of it, you can use everytime she replies to a negative tweet as an example.

Dear Hearts, please, go easy. On Monday I return full time and I can’t handle threads to read every night!
 
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I am LIVING for all this nostalgia Whoever it was that mentioned those grotty German army shirts? Why did we wear those anyway?!
 
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I have made two recipes from it. The chocolate and caramel sheet cake (I buggered the caramel massively so it was just a chocolate cake) which was nice. And the coffee cake which my husband thought was too dry but has since decided is delicious. Going to make the smores cake from it this weekend. I think I'll get a lot of use out of it.
 
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I am LIVING for all this nostalgia Whoever it was that mentioned those grotty German army shirts? Why did we wear those anyway?!
In my case it was because they were seven quid from the shop down the hill next to the market and were practically indestructible. And green suited a pasty faced ginge.
 
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Hahaha oh god pls no

It's only good if you're expecting it!
Oh yes!!!

I don’t actually live in the so called buckfast triangle but god knows how they missed my town out as they sell it by the truck load here.

My wee gran who was teetotal most of her life used to drink it as a tonic.

Like it’s supposed to be taken.

When my mum told me I was like wtf!!!

Even my gran drank bucky!
 
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I'm watching again the Jamie Oliver lockdown programmes as I want to make some of the dishes. I feel like I know a bit about JO but I don't know the name of his pets, I've never seen a photo of him lounging half naked on his sideboard or heard him publicly shame Jools. I do know though that he makes lovely tv programmes. The way he cooks and talks is effortless. The ingredients are ready prepared or he can prepare them quickly. He's knowledgeable and so enthusiastic and makes food I want to cook and eat. He has a public persona which he has carefully curated and while he does interact with fans on SM, he keeps his personal life separate. He's not everyones cup of tea but Jack needs to look and take note about how it can be done.
 
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