Jack Monroe #37 Don't f*** with cats.

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How lovely. I hope Jack keeps her chaos to herself and you have as calm a day as possible.

I love how literally 95% is none of the above! No spoilers.
 
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You forget how long Girls Aloud have been around. I had some of those bad boys in green but my mistake was not co-ordinating the top to match.
I saw girls aloud back in the day in Glasgow.

One of the few bands I listen to that isn’t 80s music.

Muse is the other (seen them live) and I love George Ezra as well. Seen him live as well. Totally not the kind of music I ever thought I’d like but he’s brilliant.

I’ve also seen Steve Coogan back in the day when he was in his Paul/Pauline Calf persona.

Pauline ‘do you think I’m a slag tits first’.

He’s by far my favourite comedian apart from Kevin Bridges.
 
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Totally off topic and sorry for doing a JM and making it about me! Been going through a really shitty few days (for a positive reason though, my doctor has reduced the dosage on my antidepressants so my brain chemistry is a bit screwed)...just had a delivery and these arrived!! Mr LF wanted to cheer me up and knows how much I love highland cows, I'm now sending overly excited pics to everyone about my amoosing feet!
 

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I can attest. Vets are open in Sarfend cos mine emailed me to tell me so.

They are fabulous.
 
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Fab news! Really really great. As a serial mover, a la Jack, I know how stressful moving is and how rare it is to have such lovely vendors . Every time we’ve moved, the outgoing person has been awful, and it leaves such a sour taste moving into a new place in that way. It really is something special to move into a home with such warm spiritedness coming from the previous owners, soak it up and enjoy it. Here’s a thought to haunt you, imagine moving into Jack’s house! I know she “only rents a shitty bungalow” but just suppose.... imagine what a bloody nightmare it would be
 
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She can’t possibly ever take a holiday but frequently doesn’t reply to emails/ messages from the same person over and over. Or post things or remember to do basic tasks like thanking strangers for gifts etc. Babes, YOU ARE ALREADY ON HOLIDAY.
 
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Sorry to quote my own post like a wanker - but I was having a look at the old SODs thread to see when I was persuaded to come check this one out - and *this* gem from @PoorPatrol was the cincher
 
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Pretty sure her grandad had one. A while back she loved to go on about it. She would NEVER turn one down.
She'd have an excuse ready of "it's important to show other downtrodden impoverished mavericks that they too can beat the establishment"
 
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Penny that all sounds amazing. So so so so happy for you. Nothing like a kind, warm welcome. Wish you ALL the best in your new home We expect to some jams and fruit cake (NOT peach cake though, don’t get up in Jack’s niche ) lots of love x x x
 
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yes! I went down a beauty wormhole earlier looking for these lipsticks, I’m sure they were Rimmel colour pop, (brightly coloured transparent tubes) But can’t find them. Did rediscover the hair mascara and miss sporty eye shadow though also the maybelline foundation stick I always really wanted modelled by Buffy.

I had bright BRIGHT pink parachute pants...my poor mum! I think they were from Tammy girl. Ah the nostalgia.
 
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Sugar magazine, butterfly hair clips, HANSON!!!
I was obsessed with wearing (my sisters)
Rimmel 'Heather Shimmer' lipstick.

Topped off with 5 million squirts of Kindred Spirit, bought from Woolworths and I thought I was the height of sophistication
 
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My vets is open for some cases. My dog was due his annual inoculation in April, was told he could go 3 months over. He had his jabs today. Handed over outside and payed outside as well.
 
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Is there any 80s girls here? I feel so old now after reading all these posts. Anyone remember Look magazine, I still live by their beauty tips. I got my hands on vintage purple mie dm's earlier this year, still trying to break them in as don't think they'd ever been worn. Also body shop henna, would take hours and the smell but worth it afterwards.

@PennyLoafer best wishes for your move into your lovely new home
 
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Didn’t think I’d ever see Pitsea Market on this thread. I grew up in Basildon (I got out though, go me), so we’re practically neighbours.

<waves to all the Essex Tattlers>
 
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Oh do fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about your pets. You. Told. Us.

Soz I forgot the spoiler. She’s tweeeeeeting fraus. Settle in.
Ergh seriously Jack. You went in to loads of detail about the cats condition first. People are going to be concerned for it. Just say the first part, that you’ve got a care plan from the vets and are following it. You don’t need the extra bullshit about tRoLLz. That’s when people start to wonder what you’re hiding. Jesus she is EXASPERATING.
 
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I loved Looks magazine! Absolutely loved it. I can still remember some of the features. No one ever remembers it now, so THANK YOU!
 
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