Jack Monroe #366 The campaigner Jack Monroe was particularly unwise to pursue this course of action

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Fraus, why is there a very, very tiny child and some sort of shrunken Eamon Holmes Easter Island head spying on the BBC and the viewers from the shelves behind her head?

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Please tell me the rest of you can see these accursed beings too and that she hasn’t put some heckin’ big hoodoo curse on me where that tiny little girl comes onto my pillow in the night and whispers terrifying prophecies of The Pumble into my ear, while shrunken Easter Island Eamon bites off my toes one by one because my foot’s sticking out from under the covers.


Huge apologies if it came across like that JellyB, it was not at all intended. I guess I was agreeing with you, but clumsily in a “don’t worry, I don’t think that part matters” way. (Lol and as to her blue tick mates,don’t forget about Rufus Hound weighing in back there about…something? too)
I'm way behind but I know what that is and it us disgusting.
It's an egg separator. The yolk stays in the head and the egg white comes out of the nose. It is grim.
 
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Jack had a little Instagram delete session this week (It's okay, Jack, we all do it).

The most recent deleted posts are not showing on the Undelete website, or at least not on my version of it.

I only noticed because I was looking for a certain post which has now gone. I'll just get it from these threads instead 🙃 x

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Jack had a little Instagram delete session this week (It's okay, Jack, we all do it).

Deleted posts are not showing on the Undelete website, or at least not on my version of it.

I only noticed because I was looking for a certain post which has now gone. I'll just get it from these threads instead 🙃 x

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Why did you tell us that?

Now I’ll have to go and search for the ones I think are missing and match with my memorised version of her Instagram.

A modern day SM version of pelmanism.

Sort of.

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Hello Fraus & fellow Asshats,

Have lurked since the beginning of the last Great Chaos a few weeks ago & having trouble keeping up.

Looking forward to a flurry of Tweets/ Other deflection devices by our favourite smol pixie around 8.30pm Monday 22/8/22, but I'm sure there will be more than enough to entertain us until then.
 
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There’s a guardian post on Brooklyn Beckham which has really made me laugh today.
this little clip could be describing Jack too!

Naturally, there will be those who wonder at Brooklyn’s Jack’s inability to have what other mortals might regard as amateur hobbies without considering them nascent professional empires. It does seem likely to be linked to having grown up in a family where even private downtime is tirelessly packaged and commercialised…


This, perhaps, is the context in which a hobby at which you are no more than tenuously adequate feels like a potential empire.


 
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Jack had a little Instagram delete session this week (It's okay, Jack, we all do it).

The most recent deleted posts are not showing on the Undelete website, or at least not on my version of it.

I only noticed because I was looking for a certain post which has now gone. I'll just get it from these threads instead 🙃 x

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I think that must mean she archived them instead of deleting them, Marm.
 
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She tweeted about her son wanting to go to the cinema to watch Avengers:Endgame and how she would need to wear ear defenders for it. She also wasn't amused when people told her it was three hours long.

No idea if they actually went to see it because it was never mentioned again.
There was the mumsnet thread where she started an "ask me anything" then went to the cinema with SB, said she was going to stop posting because she was at the cinema and then kept posting!
 
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Has anyone else noticed the startling resemblance of these two fave blue tickers?
Have they ever been seen in the same Groucho?
I'll leave this here...

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There was the mumsnet thread where she started an "ask me anything" then went to the cinema with SB, said she was going to stop posting because she was at the cinema and then kept posting!
Was that when she pretended she’d accidentally drunk out of a soy sauce bottle she’d just bought instead of her water bottle?
 
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1700 sq ft for one person to rattle around in (and very occasionally, SB). We have less space than that for 5 of us.
Im gobsmacked. I think this may be my aneurysm.
It's worse than you think! As well as the room which is now the dining room there is another reception room just as big. Then there are THREE hallways, the kitchen, downstairs shower room and a room at the back which is supposed to be a boot/utility room.
Upstairs are 3 big bedrooms and a huge bathroom. The landing is big enough for her to use as a library.
Outside is a huge garden, a large garage and 2 outbuildings which Jack refers to as 'the shed'.
She has posted many pictures of each of these rooms and features .
(Also the house is very easy to find online because of how much information she gives out on SM and her ex posting her cycle route on an app)
 
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