Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[Shimmering]

WOOD NEEDS TO BE SEASONED, YOU RAGING TRUMPET.

This sounds like the basis for a new Jackslop

 

[Lazarus]

WOOD NEEDS TO BE SEASONED, YOU RAGING TRUMPET.

Thread title

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Ooooh how about a house plate for the front of the house with “I rent” on?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

If we needed any more confirmation that hammock squig is taking the piss…. View attachment 1506955View attachment 1506956

That picture gets worse and worse every time I see it. Add facetune to the list of things she’s tit (but thinks she’s tit hot) at.

Her tattoos are really bad aren’t they. Brooklyn, Vegas and “Luke” must have seen you coming, Jack

 

[Lazarus]

If we needed any more confirmation that hammock squig is taking the piss…. View attachment 1506955View attachment 1506956

She’s a poor man’s Jesy Nelson in that bottom pic

 

[Shimmering]

“Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jack from near three council estates.”

Thread title?

 

[Mel Donte]

Could we expand the range?
A toaster with ‘Not a toaster’ on it.
A fridge freezer with “my other fridge freezers are Smegs”
A coffee mug with “I don’t drink coffee” on.
A T-shirt with “Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jack from near three council estates.”
A bread knife with ‘for meat’ written on it

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Which one? Instagram Jack ( on the left) or Twitter Jack?
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Did she facetune her legs more for Twitter?! I’m so bewildered by what the duck she was hoping to achieve with this gruesome photo shoot

 

[Fruitjack]

I’d like a cat with ‘I’ve never had a cat’ please

 

[NellieBoo]

If we needed any more confirmation that hammock squig is taking the piss…. View attachment 1506955View attachment 1506956

And what is even funnier is that pic is the one she decided to post on Instagram after months of tumble weed on any other SM except twitter. And she managed to duck that up, having to turn off comments.

 

[Smeghead]

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Oh Brian, it’s perfect. Thank you for all you do for The Canal. You do so much good. If I wasn’t giving a large majority of my household contents to friends so I can still visit them when I move, I’d be using shampoo in my washing machine to save the money to buy this. Go well, pal.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Sorry, but so shocked at just how much work she's had done to her face!

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

Middle right hand Jack gives me Crazy Girlfriend vibes.
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That’s why I took it as my avatar

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I would quite like to have a pencil case with a picture of Jack throwing a pencil case on it.

I can’t though, because it never actually happened.

The opportunities for two sided Lights ON Lights OFF “mood totes” with lights ON/OFF quotes are abundant though
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Bottom right - when she started dressing like a tennis club mum for Harold, it all makes sense now RIP that meme/her orangery

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I’d like a cat with ‘I’ve never had a cat’ please

Ok who’s volunteering to get ‘This tattoo is upside down ON PURPOSE’ tattooed on them upside down?

 

[GrannyOgg]

Did she facetune her legs more for Twitter?! I’m so bewildered by what the duck she was hoping to achieve with this gruesome photo shoot
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Not just her legs although it’s most notable there. She smoothed out her body too.

 

[Just Lou]

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Sorry, but so shocked at just how much work she's had done to her face!

Woah - her mouth is a whole different shape.

 

[Goldman]

the retweet!

 

[Elastoblast]

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I think she looks like Martin Clunes in these photos.

This has ended me dearheart. I've snorted so loudly with laughter that both junior Elastoblasts are expressing concern and asking what's on my phone!

 

[Ooointitot]

I’d like a wooden spoon-wand with ”Patreonum Takepissum” written in wizardy font down the shaft please