Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[Orphan_Black]

Toot Toot! Well done @Brian Butterfield for your winning thread title, you get 15mins of slop.

Jack has seemingly had some sort of meltdown and tweeted about beavers and Audrey Hepburn for some reason.

She went full horror movie too just by saying 'go'.

She continues with slop making and ignoring Molly's tweets.

Please continue the recaps!

 

[skronkywildcat]

I can’t keep up! But did anyone mention the funny insta reel Gordon Ramsey did about not copying other chef’s recipes, then dancing around to reveal a THAT MAN book shoved down the back of his jeans?

 

[Emmapism]

To carry over from the last thread, meticulously timed? This from the woman who suggested you should cook sausages for almost an hour.

 

[Orphan_Black]

To carry over from the last thread, meticulously timed? This from the woman who suggested you should cook sausages for almost an hour.

They might take exactly 15 minutes to cook, but, only a minute to scrape in the bin coz ain't no one eating her slop.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Is @Brian Butterfield the top of the thread ranks? I feel like they are getting all the great ones!

 

[Scaredofbutterflies91]

My first post! Discovered you all in 2020 when Jack was visiting the lovely independent restaurant Dishoom but couldn’t keep up with her chaos. It’s summer holidays so I’ve managed a quick scroll of most of the recaps and am finally up to date.

HOW can she expect anyone to believe this?!

 

[drivingdownthe101]

Ah, Jack reckons she mistakenly sent those tweets while in an AA meeting.

 

[Amanda Lin]

Why is Jack’s brief always:

A meal for someone without pan lids?

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Was the meeting held on a bouncy castle? How would she send that many from a bag that was (I presume) stationary.

 

[Hollaaa]

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Was the meeting held on a bouncy castle? How would she send that many from a bag that was (I presume) stationary.

Maybe that's a special extra feature with Mulberry?

 

[SeeleyBooth]

Ah of course!
Sober means ALL substances doesn't it?

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Was the meeting held on a bouncy castle? How would she send that many from a bag that was (I presume) stationary.

It's nice she waited for a new thread to reveal this. Cheers, pal!

(Don't believe a word of it!)

 

[welcomespins]

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Was the meeting held on a bouncy castle? How would she send that many from a bag that was (I presume) stationary.

Yet again, Jack Monroe proving that secondhand cringe is truly a debilitating condition. I actually feel nauseous. Good night UK Frau

 

[Bwidge]

Such fond memories of J. 1g and Zoe Eccentricity.

 

[BlendedSlop]

OMG she's bleeping ridiculous. I'm cringing myself inside out for her.

Was the 12 step fellowship meeting mention to try to guilt Molly into backing off because she's "vulnerable"? The veiled and direct threats didn't work...

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Jack, lie all you want.

But please learn how to use words properly.

Like “maraud”.

Or “I will upload a granola recipe.”

Little things like this matter to people with little minds .

 

[domeafavour]

Someone mentioned here today/yesterday? (have lost track) that she hadn't mentioned AA meetings in a while.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Don’t iPhones lock themselves?

I know you can turn it off, but why would you when it’s in your bag?! She talks total shite.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Give it a rest, Zoe Eccentricity. Also you still can't spell cannellini you utter, utter berk.

 

[Lazarus]

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Was the meeting held on a bouncy castle? How would she send that many from a bag that was (I presume) stationary.

Could she not just say ‘whilst I was out’?
Also are we to believe Jack’s phone was able to send coherent, correctly spelled words, and respond to tweets all whilst in her bag?