Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[Swisspea]

Put it in your bag, unlocked

Worth a try.

 

[ishant]

Bloody hell Fraus - I’m only just caught up. You’ve been BUSY.

Facebook provided me with a lovely memory this evening and I’m pleased to demonstrate my JackPath is 6 years old. It went downhill from here.

Incidentally, my follow up comment reminded me that this was spurred by her threatening to sue the Times Higher for saying she was a controversial honorary doctorate holder (this was when she was calling herself Dr Monroe), along with Jimmy Saville and Clement Freud. She was *livid*.

Dick.

impressive, Groovy!

 

[Ms Biscuit]

Account set up this month. These are a couple of her Tweets which are a big giveaway IMO. The other glaring signs are always who she follows.

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what the christing hell

 

[Captainmouse]

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Is that the 1st time she’s admitted to being a hoarder?

 

[hiyaaaacath]

I have a log burner but that’s completely normal where I am (mostly old cottages). It’s more unusual not to have one down here

I doubt that’s true for Essex though

 

[Emmapism]

Perfect for the approaching Halloween season

 

[GrannyOgg]

I hate writing this but does her mother have Addisons? I ask because if anyone's heard of Belle Gibson, Aussie 'cancer' blogger who lied about her illness told people her mother and brother had various illnesses and this turned out not to be true, and her mother had a history of fabricating stories herself so Belle didn't get her lying ways from nowhere. Sometimes lying and fabrication is learned behaviour. My mother had some strange habits including lying about silly things that didn't matter and I found myself unconsciously mimicking her behaviour as a child and teenager and had to give myself a shake to stop it when I'd get caught out.

I’ve no idea but her mother certainly appears to have arthritis. She left nursing and then began fostering.

 

[Captainmouse]

Big whoop, you’ve still got two other freezers.

It was probably the old one that was given to her originally

 

[Walkdengirl]

I prefer a nice Mulberry bag myself. I buy one whenever I get an advance, wreck it, make sure it’s battered and not looked after, and that way, I can sell it when times get tough.



She has mentioned it. A friend gave it to her.

It used to get mentioned a lot

 

[HotesTilaire]

As I live and breathe I will never, EVER stop reminding them of this.

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It really should say “but, but, look at my BRA”

 

[BashmentLady]

Account set up this month. These are a couple of her Tweets which are a big giveaway IMO. The other glaring signs are always who she follows.

The account name, which I won't share is a dig at us and this is the bio. Jack, when you read this - GET HELP. This isn't healthy.

I've suspected wi her socks before that she preemptively blocks the same people to make her harder to spot.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Anyone have any pics of the Emin? I’ve seen some tiny, very basic sketches of hers going for around £5k and curious how much the piece might be worth.

Although I’m not sure even the most determined collector would want an Emin that had been hanging in Jack’s bog.

It's this one I think

TRACEY EMIN 'birds' Original London Olympics Poster Rare damien Hirst Era - Etsy

Tracey Emin Birds London Olympics poster on satin paper Limited edition of 1,000 (unnumbered) Printed by Pyramid, UK Size: 31.4 x 23.6 (80cm x 60cm) Condition: excellent With gallery certificate of authenticity NOTE: A beautiful poster designed by Tracey Emin for the London Paralympics in 2012. The

www.etsy.com

 

[NellieBoo]

If we needed any more confirmation that hammock squig is taking the piss…. View attachment 1506955View attachment 1506956

And what is even funnier is that pic is the one she decided to post on Instagram after months of tumble weed on any other SM except twitter. And she managed to fuck that up, having to turn off comments.

 

[Ooointitot]

Least she hasn’t sold his console

….yet

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I know what was in the box!!

 

[Captainmouse]

Big day for Jack, latest Inflation figures just announced, eeeek it’s risen to 10.1% ! Martin Lewis still on hols, Jack will be wanted by the media to provide us with answers, and the Squigs will be clamouring to see the VBI I expect, although some are already using it accordingly. Probably the Beta version, hopefully the rest of us will get a glimpse of it later today

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Don’t hold your breathe squig

 

[Ms Biscuit]

what the christing hell

I'll quote myself like a ninny to add that I've caught up and agree--this simply has to be a piss-taking squig. Chapeau.

 

[StringyMango]

I dunno, says a fellow vintage frau, did you see the apothecary drawers in the kitchen?
100% agree on the crockery & cutlery, just car boot tat.

TBH Mrs.F without actually being able to see / feel in real life I remain suspicious that they are repro not original. V tough call so I may be completely wrong.
On topic Jack, you really are not that special.

 

[ishant]

Make it STOP, I swear to god idk if I’m drunk or something but her tweets are absolutely tipping me over the edge tonight why does she make SB out to be such a fucking melt in every single one of her fake fantasy stories? Fuck offff man.
I sent it to my partner who is a seasoned fifa player and he reckons she’s cappin anyway

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FORENSIC

 

[MistyWindows]

I really hope Molly's thing has never before brewed tea to spill.

I really want a gotcha moment from it.