Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[Cucumberthunder]

The Emin print we saw wasn't at Jack's house, was it?

I don't believe she even has an Emin.

Oh I don't know! I hope I didn't cause a chaos!

I only remember because I quite like the print

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

I thought asshat was very old hat? It's from the 90s. What next? Zoot suit? Rad? Cowabunga?

'Av that, Monroe, COWABUNGA!'

 

[Kallie77]

" I’ve always been better in smaller spaces with less stuff - it’s manageable and clarifying."

I think that third picture is going to give me nightmares tonight on par with a runaway pumble.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Can you do one with the Chesney lookalike picture. Not sure what slogan to add though, Dev's Deals? Freshco Finest? Prima Doner?

What's the Chesney pic?!

Gimme.

 

[CEB1980]

Has the potential Jack sock deleted? Can’t find those tweets under the Kathleen Stock discourse

 

[steverc]

New sockie is definitely a piss-take.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Yep, lip fillers and botox do that.

Smoking and vaping too.

 

[frostily]

Account set up this month. These are a couple of her Tweets which are a big giveaway IMO. The other glaring signs are always who she follows.

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The account name, which I won't share is a dig at us and this is the bio. Jack, when you read this - GET HELP. This isn't healthy.

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The location as well

 

[TankGirl]

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WHERES THE ORANGERY?

Oh Vlad, so on topic today!

 

[Gildinwen-TKB]

Way behind on the “it went off in my bag” phone nonsense as grunked from page 1 this morning, but if I had to guess, it would be that she’s trying to cover her arse for something stupid that she’s done on her phone.

Thanks to JCC we all know she’s been harassing Harold to the point he’s considering changing his number. If I had to put 2+2 together and come up with “an overnight 630% INCREASE”, what actually happened, I’d imagine that the “my phone’s maverick brain marauded in my bag” was because of some truly OTT shit she’d texted him and was scrabbling to cover.

Makes you think.

Poor Old Not Harold
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When did we learn the bit in bold?

 

[Captainmouse]

I dunno, says a fellow vintage frau, did you see the apothecary drawers in the kitchen?
100% agree on the crockery & cutlery, just car boot tat.

They’re repo not cheap but we’re at the time

 

[Beansbeans]

If she can afford Mishcon perhaps she IS a millionaire!

Even a "slap on the wrist' letter would cost a fair amount!

 

[Elastoblast]

She’s veered into POTA territory

Jinx

 

[Captainmouse]

I love it dear heart, but what is that funny squiggle between the n and the t on the second line there?

the back says
she can’t write either

 

[MistyWindows]

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Still waiting, Jack. No rush x

Grunking but can I nominate ‘give me a minute’ for thread title plz and thank(space)you x

 

[Captainmouse]

Has anybody got the haunted jack floating in mid air, in the diaphanous skirt?

 

[Helatruralhome]

She writes like she is a character in the Famous Five. So pretentious!
EDIT- I also don’t buy that she had a reading age of 11 at the age of 5! Bull crap!

She's clearly regressed in comprehension if that is the case judging by the whole Jacktionary in the wiki..

 

[GoLando]

In real life @GoLando ?? . Tell us more! x

Sorry, just the pictures. I very much do not move in such circles.

 

[Irena]

Good Lord, my band of nefarious asshats, I've just found another NEW Jack Monroe sock account.

I wish I could screenshot the name, bio and cover photo as it's so blatant.

ETA, actually here is the cover photo.

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I at that account's location too. Or maybe I'm being mega trolled because when we were looking at ebay sellers a couple of threads back, this was the first one I clicked through to

 

[Trauma Frotters]

Oh god. I don’t know if there are any other Manic Street Preachers fans here but this immediately reminds me of Richey when he was very unwell.

Well that has cast a pall over (otherwise so bright and cheery, I know) Richey. Teenage dreams crushed by Jackalike!