Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[BlairWaldorf86]

Middle right hand Jack gives me Crazy Girlfriend vibes.
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That’s why I took it as my avatar

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Oh trying to drown out any Molly noise I see

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Replies not restricted. Someone after some abuse and something the FMs can go after?

 

[Pimpinella]

This is very true and is exactly the sort of mindset Jack has which is the same of wealthy kids who’ve never had to worry about cash. We’d all dearly love to follow our passions. If I didn’t have rent to pay, I’d write to my heart’s content and volunteer a couple of days a week in an animal shelter. But I can’t put up a Patreon and expect others to fund me while I do that. Which is why I work, earn money, and fit the things I love in part time. Like every other adult who isn’t independently wealthy.

Perhaps I should give it a go...clearly there are many gullible people out there oh hang on, foiled because I have a conscience....drat

 

[Kallie77]

But it didn’t stay like that for long did it?
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Okay I know I'm behind but I'm just resigning myself to a tattle induced feverish insomnia at this point. Tossing and turning in bed muttering about clean surfaces and hygiene.

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

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Sorry, but so shocked at just how much work she's had done to her face!

I just searched Tattle and couldn’t find it, but I think a Frau mentioned a resemblance to Homer J Simpson in the pic on the right. To that Frau, I say chapeau.

 

[Feck]

Talking of patreon, whilst looking for something else, I found this
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Patreon Packers? Backers?

 

[Lazarus]

I'm really feeling for the person who went to Jack for help. Imagine the panic of not understanding the letter and (rather than calling a number that doubtless would have been on said letter) having your Twitter pal also misunderstand it in front of an audience TWICE THE SIZE OF GLASTONBURY, thank you very much. of half a million people.

I wish we knew who they were so we could tell them not to worry and that Jack is a big idiot who can't read.

She’s a tit end.

 

[Edie Po]

FRONT
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BACK


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I'll take a frigging million.. this is gold
She could make a fortune as a Chesney lookalike.
See jack you could make an honest living

 

[Lazarus]

We’d be remiss with all the lookey likeys to miss out Cherie Blair
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Her gums look *really* sore.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Everything about her screams middle class. I mean how many people these days really have real fireplaces as opposed to, ya know, radiators? Or gas ‘fireplaces’ in older houses like my dad?
Or Am I the one who’s out of touch here? Do loads of people in actual fact have real fireplaces on which they burn wood and dance around singing pagan songs in honour of Goddess Jack, Rinser of Hoops and Slayer of White Wingers? I actually don’t even know what’s normal anymore.

Loads of people have woodburners now as it's very trendy, we have one but ours came off Freecycle!

Woodburners are pretty efficient, open fires aren't as 75% of the heat goes up the chimney.

 

[FreezePeach]

It was a gift, okay?!

She'd like to pass it on but she has to frame and display it because she doesn't own it.

 

[StringyMango]

"Frumpy homeware"

 

[sleepingsatellite]

Jack's sock has entered the chat to defend Jack.

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Enjoying the reply to said Jack Monroe sock.

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Jack sock further reply
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Reply to Jack sock

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This post is a thing of beauty

 

[Mrs Peel]

There’s a bit of shaved head in pyjamas and a bit of on tour in France with Suede going on.

The shaved head in pyjamas was the one I was thinking of. It was an interview for a Japanese magazine but he did it in Cardiff right before he disappeared.

Back on topic - hurry up and drop the bombshell, Molly.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Phew. Middle-class twat credentials intact. Can confirm I have a wood-burning stove

As do we and it came in handy with the power cuts we had last year.

 

[FreezePeach]

I am eternally baffled by what exactly she's doing during her weeks when she's working off 2 to 4 hours a week.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Can we have Boo I guess / jacko'lantern?

 

[Captainmouse]

I'm trying to find it. It's the one in her kitchen with another woman, a journalist I think. There's just so many
Anyone help?

This one?

too slow

 

[Captainmouse]

A valid question…

#thread title 'surely you have spaghetti hoops to rinse' courtesy of squig

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I wonder if she's been asked to be involved in the Enough is Enough campaign? People who she often gets aligned with seem to be involved. Night make some Corbyn fans a bit salty though.