Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[CausticYoda]

I live in Essex and have an open fire.

 

[FreezePeach]

I hate writing this but does her mother have Addisons? I ask because if anyone's heard of Belle Gibson, Aussie 'cancer' blogger who lied about her illness told people her mother and brother had various illnesses and this turned out not to be true, and her mother had a history of fabricating stories herself so Belle didn't get her lying ways from nowhere. Sometimes lying and fabrication is learned behaviour. My mother had some strange habits including lying about silly things that didn't matter and I found myself unconsciously mimicking her behaviour as a child and teenager and had to give myself a shake to stop it when I'd get caught out.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Thank(space)you dear

I have just spent ages in thread #208 &7 trying to find this and totally failed

(Whispers) I just searched for “victorian ghost”. Boo, I guess.

 

[SeeleyBooth]

Will be offering this as a print, subscribe to my patreon and I'll send a postcard
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I genuinely thought she had tweeted this at first


Don't give her ideas!

ETA I double quoted (newbie sorry!)

 

[jenny2603]

Account set up this month. These are a couple of her Tweets which are a big giveaway IMO. The other glaring signs are always who she follows.

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The account name, which I won't share is a dig at us and this is the bio. Jack, when you read this - GET HELP. This isn't healthy.

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Holy fuck. She's not even trying to hide it.

 

[MrsFawlty]

Speaking as vintage/antique fiend Frau. There's nothing worth having.
Also can I go on record as loathing those pink pans.

I dunno, says a fellow vintage frau, did you see the apothecary drawers in the kitchen?
100% agree on the crockery & cutlery, just car boot tat.

 

[Lazarus]

Is it this weekend SB is going on holiday?

 

[Observ@h]

Apparently 1% of US women are over 6ft tall (couldn’t get stats for the UK). Perhaps Jack was indeed dating an extremely tall, extremely butch lady who wore matching outfits with her brother. That’s the likeliest explanation right?

THANKYOU for the opportunity to post one of my favourite ever images -

“Why would you think a lady is me?”

 

[MancBee]

How did you know?
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Can you do one with the Chesney lookalike picture. Not sure what slogan to add though, Dev's Deals? Freshco Finest? Prima Doner?

 

[Feck]

Joined fairly recently and have read the wiki but how did we work out Jack has an Emin? Is it an original rather than a print? It doesn't seem like something even SHE would be mental enough to shout about given the value.

She can't keep anything to herself.
She tweeted about.
She can't give away gifts.
She can't lie.
One or more of these statements might be untrue but she definitely tweeted about it. Makes you think.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

We don't know if the drip feeding is a tactic to wrong foot Jack. I have faith in Molly.

Yeah, I hope so. I am trying to keep the faith too.

 

[Lazarus]

She’s veered into POTA territory

I’ve ~literally~ no idea who/what this is but I’m hootenanfizzin so much I need a brown paper bag to regulate my breathing.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Ok. Too many things to keep up with here.

#oventruther
#dordrechttruther
#emintruther

The truth is out there.

The truth IS out there.

It definitely doesn't reside in Jack's shitty bungalow though.

 

[Swisspea]

Could it be a

You've got to hand it to her, serious questions are being asked about her honesty all over Twitter and she carries on regardless, yet is mortified by some Tweet about beavers. She's a howling idiot.

could it be a dead cat (no real cats harmed obvs)

 

[StringyMango]

I’ve seen the kitchen. It’s a shithole. Might be big, expensive and full of posh tat but still a shithole.

In real life @GoLando ?? . Tell us more! x

 

[Ooointitot]

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I’ll take 10 FOR T’ POORS

 

[sioc]

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I'm surprised she isn't using this a it more - surely it was her idea in the first place? If she goes into the shop all she would have to do is to nick that receipt. She would have oodles of ideas wouldn't she? Think of the snax.
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2 bags of maize snacks!? Put that kind of excess in the safe room with the diamonds and the Emin!

(the toilet I believe)

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Wot this one?
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All the things in Jacks house are become sentient. It's all the slop everywhere feeding them.

 

[Nonah]

The shaved head in pyjamas was the one I was thinking of. It was an interview for a Japanese magazine but he did it in Cardiff right before he disappeared.

Back on topic - hurry up and drop the bombshell, Molly.

Yep. It’s made me a bit sad actually. Sorry if it’s bummed you out too x

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

You mean you haven’t spray painted it?

She is a philistine