Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[Captainmouse]

Just saw THAT MAN’s ad. It looks great. If I knew how to do a watch along thread I would do on Monday

stolen from our sister thread, which clever Frau did the previous watch alongs?

 

[Kallie77]

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I don't know, based on its appearance and the description in the video it doesn't sound entirely dissimilar to her culinary output.

She's just going to pretend the letter thing never happened, isn't she?

If this finds the pumble it's all over folks.

 

[Captainmouse]

When did we learn the bit in bold?

The great tea spill, starts here

Jack Monroe #359 Hoops I Did It Again

Jackolytes? Jackophants? I was reading about a truly terrifying cult in Mexico recently where a woman pretended to be an Incan Goddess in a village of largely illiterate and isolated locals. They worshipped her and did some truly terrible things for her. It's very horrible so I won't say but...

tattle.life

Too slow

 

[chocwaffle]

DemonJack's existence confirmed by Vlad

 

[Pimpinella]

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I'd just like it in big letters, bright colours, 70s font, no face. That'd scar small children for life ..

 

[Captainmouse]

A valid question…

Chapeau squig

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Spoiler: What was in the box

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The entrance to vecnas layer?

 

[Pimpinella]

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Everyone brace for a double-page feature spread on the Great Decluttering and how it's softly, gently helping Jack discover the inner peace she's craved for 34 years yada yada yada

By "covering" does she mean she's watching its twitter feed??? I doubt even The Stun would have her doing that.... it does employ people....

 

[Edie Po]

Jacksney Slopperpot and the slow cooker of doom

 

[HalcyonDays]

i don't really like to take the piss out of her looks, honest guv

but seriously, if someone was trying to win you back via ~sexy~ thirst pics on twitter, which would you prefer?

2020 something's simmering

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or 2022 working from home?

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i can only assume that harold is wealthier than louisa... (and the latest iphone's camera is also a big improvement)

Seriously, what makes you think one is more attractive than the other?

 

[purpleindigo]

Not convinced the hammock account is actually Jack...

If it isn’t actually her, Jack ought to be terrified - it is so creepy!

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Thought I would just suggest "Saving Grace" as a very good film.
Or of course "the Witches of Eastwick". Best.film.ever.
Jack NICHOLSON is the actor in that film. Bet she's never even heard of it x

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

I don’t think so. She doesn’t need any more. All she needs to do is present the evidence (or lack of it) and ask for answers.
The bit about Captain Tom etc at the end was particularly telling. People have been scammed before. Are they being scammed again? Given the lack of transparency , it’s a legitimate question.

But why not just wait and drop it in full then? After reading other Fraus comments after saying similar, I think she has more to share.
If not, she's dropped her own spoiler!

 

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

I have a log burner but that’s completely normal where I am (mostly old cottages). It’s more unusual not to have one down here

I doubt that’s true for Essex though

Lots of lovely old cottages in parts of Essex actually just not the bit that Jacks in (Saaarrrfend)

 

[PowerliftingOtter]

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So...trying to bury her massive clanger about the "misleading" letter already?

I just googled that quote and it’s from the 9 promises of AA.

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

Mm dandruffy bits.

And the word's first knife/anal bead combo.

Perfect for when you're cooking and don't have enough hands.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Thos

" I’ve always been better in smaller spaces with less stuff - it’s manageable and clarifying."

kitchen are so messy. Makes me want to empty half the junk from them !

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

Perfect for a tote bag

Your user name is amazing

 

[Nonah]

Well that has cast a pall over (otherwise so bright and cheery, I know) Richey. Teenage dreams crushed by Jackalike!

Soz

too short

 

[Thank(space)you]

Getting back from a holiday in vegas near some cows and just caught up on this thread.

For those who say that Jack is being sneaky with her description of a 1 bed flat… I totally agree. If I could I would time travel to 1992 NY Soho and live in a loft apartment (and pretend to be Demi Moore and waft around making pots and sleep on a bed under a floaty sheet).

Anyway.

Those apartments are essentially 1 bedroom but fecking massive and fecking expensive. I only RM where I live or want to live so Southend is definitely off the cards. Maybe there are huge flats that fit this bill. Maybe not.

Off to RM my way out of my student street where they are meant to be pre-season training but are actually pre-season training to get as drunk as possible.

Sorry dear heart, what's RM in your post? I keel thinking roadside mum but that makes as much sense as Jack's Audrey beaver tweets