Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[ChocolateMuffin]

Tbh I'm disappointed AM has dropped a teaser. She's giving Jack a heads up on what's in the big blog and giving her chance to 'right' wrongs by tweeting shit and covering up. We've seen the 15 minute cook by match light bollocks to try to compensate so far, and her squigs are lapping that up.

The long game of holding off and Jack's arsehole sweating at what exactly AM had to reveal was sweeter for me.

Although, hopefully, they'll be a mega mic drop with the actual blog...unseen footage and full on . AM can obviously write and her research is on peek, albeit from our collections.

Look forward to seeing it. Shame they felt the need to drip feed.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Jack, you are claiming to be in dire poverty. You're unscrewing lightbulbs and using solar lights and boiling soap to make shower gel.

You cannot afford to take unpaid commissions at the expense of paid work. It doesn't matter how exciting the opportunities are, or how much your mind is blown by them, if we take your social media at face value, you need a job which pays a wage.

She’s not being offered paid work

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I have a log burner but that’s completely normal where I am (mostly old cottages). It’s more unusual not to have one down here

I doubt that’s true for Essex though

We're rural here and log burners/coal fires are fairly common. I don't have one as my house is largely made of plywood and I'd be far too scared to put a fire in it

 

[Orphan_Black]

Oh, when she was on Radio 4 wearing SB's Queen t-shirt?

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I have no idea what Chesney looks like though, so possibly not!

We were too late, MancBee found old chesney face!

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

I feel like it's almost too obvious. A fake sock?

Yeah. This is someone who is going to turn. They're all taking piss. Jack wouldn't mention blackfishing, even supporting her blackfishing.

 

[Pimpinella]

Buckle up fraus the sentient phone’s off again…….

Thread title nomination...sentient phone hahaha

 

[AnnRKey]

" I’ve always been better in smaller spaces with less stuff - it’s manageable and clarifying."

fffuuuuuckin fuck. That place is going to need more than 6 months to return it to any state of cleanliness. All that writing on the tiles!!! I am having palpitations

 

[Saltfish84]

Wonder how much traction Molly’s mini post/blog will get

 

[GrannyOgg]

I had a eucalyptus along with various other trees that were taking over my garden and threatening the integrity of my neighbours outhouses.
Its possibly different in urban areas but where I live the tree surgeon regards the wood as part of his fee. Most of them either chip it or season and resell.
If I’d asked to keep some or all of the wood, the tree surgeon would very likely have refused. Not that I wanted it, I seriously don’t have the space to season wood.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Jack Monroe #366 The campaigner Jack Monroe was particularly unwise to pursue this course of action

Hello Again! Well done to @OhHeck winning the title competition by @Smeghead 's suggestion. You win a makeover by Jack. Nice. Molly is breadcrumbing the blog, looks juicy. Jack is trying to pretend this all isn't happening, by giving away her tat, playing FIFA with SB, and being a moron...

tattle.life

New Thread Alert!

 

[moaningmyrtle24]

Keep your wet dreams to yaself Squig.

I had no idea Jack was in a Stooshe video! OMG. Stooshe were dreadful too. How does Jack feel about their song Hoochie Mama which to my recollection is just a four minute version of Michael portillo's shouda kept your legs shut love fantasy rant?

I watched so you don't have to

 

[MancBee]

What's the Chesney pic?!

Gimme.

I'm trying to find it. It's the one in her kitchen with another woman, a journalist I think. There's just so many
Anyone help?

 

[ChastityDingle]

Now don’t scoff. I’ve got a really long email to do about solar panels that I have been putting off. gonna throw the phone around a bit and perhaps it will do itself.

Put it in your bag, unlocked

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Mama - Victorian urchin is back. Has she sent him up the chimney yet?

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

According to someone on MN...!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

They've taken it from one of those crappy websites that works out peoples net worth. It's bollocks, I doubt she's even worth one.

No I doubt she's anywhere near one, she pisses her money away. She could have been quite easily if she put the work in, all the opportunities were there for her to make a lucrative career. But she's lazy, entitled and addicted to Twitter, so she'll never achieve anything great. Borbora was on the right track.

 

[Captainmouse]

I am grunking my way through the Lockdown threads. I’ve not found the Lisa stuff yet but EVERYTHING is there and it’s all fascinating.

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If anybody was interested in the DW debacle, it thread 39

 

[FunnyFuneral]

She’s always been better in smaller spaces with less stuff which is why she’s been struggling in a 5 bedroom house on her own for 2 years with loads of stuff.

I’m sure a tiny minimalist place will suddenly mean she’s different*

* I’m verging on being a hoarder so I don’t judge on that score. But I don’t kid myself I’d be super tidy in a small space

Last message there, still an absolutely lying grifting prune , eh Jack. Not ey, thats Canadian and as an appropriater of Celtic culture should be aye. But don't please sweetheart, we're all fine without you ta ra

 

[SeeleyBooth]

but alas, I'm just a bit of a tit

Well if you say so Jack

 

[Observ@h]

A valid question…

Oh the irony! If you can only advocate for a population that you’re not a part of, then Jack must be the perfect advocate for the poor and/or working class! #clever