Wondering if the CCJs were why she didn't appear to return to live with her parents. They would have been registered to their address? Haven't articulated this well but I hope you know what I mean.
apologies, i'm very very VERY far behind, but i can't figure out why, if this is such a huge relief/chance to start over etc etc, she didn't just present it this way to begin with? skip the whole "so poor i'm melting soap scraps woe is me" blog post and just say "gonna be downsizing massively for my mental health, feels so good to cut back to the basics"??? because a couple weeks ago it sure didn't sound like she was feeling in a good place about this.
Jack'll be cooking up Mockingbird for supper.
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#Jackshacks.
Except that it didn’t happen.
Huge cutlery, smol bowl gross contents, thanks for the spoiler
Fraus i have some disappointingly weak tea for you..was with my NotHarold adjacent colleague today and she asked her NotHarold based contact a few days ago the last question I'm allowed to ask before she refuses to be my friend anymoreI asked if NotHarold ever ate the slop or nuzzled his brother...her (and she said it's ok if i say this, i redacted the relationship before) brother who is friends with NotHarolds brother said he has no idea about slop eating but the brother was at the easter lunch, and apparently Jack was absolutely lovely and very charming to everyone at that gathering - no nuzzling happened but the brother was a bit concerned about how invested she was in the fairly new relationship as she kept calling him her future brother in law. Weak tea but all I can provide I'm afraid!!
I want a puddle! Jeez I have to buy stuff...a puddle would be much easier...
I always imagine it as a buttocks based hat design. Perhaps a talented Frau could design such a garment and we could present Jack, The Golden Asshat for services to buffoonery.
Could have sold this in seconds on Facebook Marketplace.
It annoys me that she has her agent's email address as her location.
Ha, thank you, it tickled me - not least because said song has heavy mentions of fraus; you guys are always on my mindOh fucking hell this is absolute gold dust - the situation and your description
“Counting jumpers and pans” sounds like a euphemism for “lying”
A few hours behind so forgive me if this has been said but that's an excellent point. A few years ago my husband and I separated and he lived in his car
I couldn't keep him on as our home address due to my benefits but family also wouldn't let him use their addresses due to his poor credit.
What did she do with the quark?! Why is quark an essential item in a £20 shop?!
3 again, of course dear
Apparently 1% of US women are over 6ft tall (couldn’t get stats for the UK). Perhaps Jack was indeed dating an extremely tall, extremely butch lady who wore matching outfits with her brother. That’s the likeliest explanation right?
