Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[ChocolateMuffin]

I don't agree. If Jack can answer Mollys questions then fair enough. If she can’t, well Let’s wait and see.
Molly just keeps coming and the mood on Twitter has changed

Yep good point!

Totally agree in the change of mood.

 

[GrannyOgg]

Did she facetune her legs more for Twitter?! I’m so bewildered by what the fuck she was hoping to achieve with this gruesome photo shoot
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Not just her legs although it’s most notable there. She smoothed out her body too.

 

[Walkdengirl]

I think somebody already did! I vaguely recall that it showed that the owner wasn't a family member.

The owner isn't a family member, like I said on the previous thread (or maybe the one before it, they're going so fast now I can't keep up), the owner has just the one property she rents out.

 

[moldwarp]

But, but, but didn't you say last night you don't lock your phone, Jack?

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Ummmm are you SURE the 'fear of financial insecurity' has left you Jack because you sure don't act that way

 

[mchops]

I think molly is just chucking a flashbang or concussion grenade onto Jack threads, see how JM responds will be what one it is. Normally Jack goes concussion, doesn't remember, people change.
Gaming response just for you Jack

 

[SpamNugget]

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Is the new place she 'moving' to a log cabin ? ,Is she gonna build it in the wilds of Sarfend to save on her rent or is it another pile of from someone who is a serious hoarder.

 

[Mrs Peel]

Perhaps stating the obvious but I’d have loved it if Molly made mention, in the part that she talks about the £10.99 donation for Jack’s book, that it’s the RRP, and Jack was bypassing bookshops and websites and still asking for the £10.99 rather than cost price.

Here tweet makes it sound like this is a small slice of the actual article. I think she'll be fleshing everything out in that.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

 

[Valiofthedolls]

If we needed any more confirmation that hammock squig is taking the piss…. View attachment 1506955View attachment 1506956

That picture gets worse and worse every time I see it. Add facetune to the list of things she’s shit (but thinks she’s shit hot) at.

Her tattoos are really bad aren’t they. Brooklyn, Vegas and “Luke” must have seen you coming, Jack

 

[Lazarus]

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One of the garden egg chairs.

 

[Helatruralhome]

We're rural here and log burners/coal fires are fairly common. I don't have one as my house is largely made of plywood and I'd be far too scared to put a fire in it

Even council houses often have open fires,etc in my neck of the woods, although there's an unpopular scheme that's removing them if people have another heat source due to the risk and cost of maintenance as well as the environmental cost of burning things that not everyone will keep to- my neighbours burn plastic the lot in theirs...

 

[Captainmouse]

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And the whole canal, both northern and southern hemisphere, we’re asleep and missed it

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

If she can afford Mishcon perhaps she IS a millionaire!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

For Frauen that visit the Stephen Bear threads - the Jack sock/not sock account reminds me of that "football fan" Twitter account that fawns over SB. Or "bunny cuddles" that does the same with KP. Same vibes

 

[NellieBoo]

I'm absolutely scarlet for her boy, the way she's described their fun times on fifa. No way that happened or if it did, he'll get the arse ripped out of him. LEAVE THE BOY ALONE YOU FUCKING WEIRDO.

 

[ContentCrunch]

Oh vlad.

it’s the last storage one for me🥲 it’s a privilege to have six months in which to sort your shit and move. Amount of times I’ve had to help my sister and mum up sticks on 2 months notice (landlord) and 4 weeks notice their end.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

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Don’t worry Jack. We expect you to fuck it up with zero help from anyone else

 

[Cheekymonk3y]

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[ChocolateMuffin]

Fraus i have some disappointingly weak tea for you..was with my NotHarold adjacent colleague today and she asked her NotHarold based contact a few days ago the last question I'm allowed to ask before she refuses to be my friend anymore I asked if NotHarold ever ate the slop or nuzzled his brother...her (and she said it's ok if i say this, i redacted the relationship before) brother who is friends with NotHarolds brother said he has no idea about slop eating but the brother was at the easter lunch, and apparently Jack was absolutely lovely and very charming to everyone at that gathering - no nuzzling happened but the brother was a bit concerned about how invested she was in the fairly new relationship as she kept calling him her future brother in law. Weak tea but all I can provide I'm afraid!!

I suppose we're all guilty of a bit of an embellishment of a story to make it a bit better or more interesting, to 2 colleagues or your other half. Jack's putting that out to half a million people.

 

[miss_terious]

This little suggestion from Canned Food UK is just cruel. Can't go on holiday? Have some Monroe fishy slop instead. It's so gross I've put it behind spoilers;

Spoiler: Bad Slop

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did they...did they mean to call it a "stew" or is it a "strew" because the fish is just strewn on top?