daisymay30
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Thread title?“Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jack from near three council estates.”
"And what was your winning slogan?"Nicky wicky woo, woo!
They're not all red bricks either!I know she’s not the brightest but really? This required help re assembling?
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:/ the discrepancy between his toys and life versus hers is so sad, even when she’s trying to stunt it’s horribly glaringly apparent.
Any clues dear heart? What have they been commenting on.Good Lord, my band of nefarious asshats, I've just found another NEW Jack Monroe sock account.
I wish I could screenshot the name, bio and cover photo as it's so blatant.
ETA, actually here is the cover photo.
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I'm kind of hoping that little snippet is a good enough shot across the bows to scare the shit out of Jack and send her spiralling so she reveals her true colours even more. She's gonna be tweeting 27 hours a day now trying to Bury that opener from MollyTbh I'm disappointed AM has dropped a teaser. She's giving Jack a heads up on what's in the big blog and giving her chance to 'right' wrongs by tweeting shit and covering up. We've seen the 15 minute cook by match light bollocks to try to compensate so far, and her squigs are lapping that up.
The long game of holding off and Jack's arsehole sweating at what exactly AM had to reveal was sweeter for me.
Although, hopefully, they'll be a mega mic drop with the actual blog...unseen footage and full on. AM can obviously write and her research is on peek, albeit from our collections.
Look forward to seeing it. Shame they felt the need to drip feed.![]()
It usually means that, but can also mean this.This whole time I've been envisioning an asshat as some sort of sombrero that one wears on one's arse but it turns out it comes from having your head up your arse i.e. wearing it like a hat. Truly every day is a school day in these threads.
What complete nonsense. Sounds like SB has been left in charge of a sock account!Big day for Jack, latest Inflation figures just announced, eeeek it’s risen to 10.1% ! Martin Lewis still on hols, Jack will be wanted by the media to provide us with answers, and the Squigs will be clamouring to see the VBI I expect, although some are already using it accordingly. Probably the Beta version, hopefully the rest of us will get a glimpse of it later today
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Woah - her mouth is a whole different shape.
I’m not sure if it’s from years of making mix tapes for every life event as a young Fraulein, but increasingly I’m finding myself thinking of songs to add to a playlist that celebrates JMs ‘foibles’. Would musical Frauen wish to help with the list, which I will FORENSICALLY compile (at a vague point in the future).Currently grunking so not sure if this has been mentioned already...
If she loves all her belongings that much and she's downsizing temporarily to save to buy, why doesn't she put it all into storage?
I realise that it would cost but if she's been forking out/affording 90% of her income on rent all this time, surely she could factor in the cost of a cheap storage unit with the money she'll be saving?
I suppose that wouldn't pull at the heartstrings so much though
( side note - I always think of Pharell Williams Frontin' when I see grunking and sing I was just grunkin'in my mind)
She will probably will dig one out of the walls with her barehands and boar a hole in the roof for a chimney with one of her rusty spoons. She will fireproof it with all the unsent patron photos.Grunking from the recent past to say, you need to let wood dry out for about a year before you can burn it. Is she going to cart all of that to her teeny one bed flat? And said flat has an open fire?
I think somebody already did! I vaguely recall that it showed that the owner wasn't a family member.I feel like paying for a land registry search of the shifty bungalow but I have probably triangled the wrong one so that would end in disaster
Forensically genius my dearOmg…but touchscreens only work with fingers…
SHE HAS CAROLINES HANDS IN HER BAG!!!
She has two wood/coal burning fireplaces.
#bitgaucheMm dandruffy bits.
And the word's first knife/anal bead combo.
Agreed. And it also takes away "hatchet job" as an argument/defence as Jack can gather the unequivocal evidence to refute those initial points Molly raises.I think it is. There's no way Molly would include everything she has in that drip feed. Something tells me she has info that we're unaware of.
Nah, just me being a lazy arse.Is the shadow behind Jack number four her lingering honk?