Well if it’s something happening within the next 18 months, we know it definitely isn’t an invitation to her book launch.
Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet
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Can you do one with the Chesney lookalike picture. Not sure what slogan to add though, Dev's Deals? Freshco Finest? Prima Doner?
Perhaps we can have Chesney Jack on one side and Daniella Westbrook Jack on the other for a bit of a North/South soap mashup?
The Daniella side could say “You ain’t your Bruvva!” or something.
Here’s one, though @MancBee might have a different favouriteWhat's the Chesney pic?!
Gimme.
If provided with the opportunity to buy multiple totes quoting JM thread titles with proceeds going to a foodbank I would give ALL MY MONEY
Since Jack doesn’t seem to give a tit anymore here is my 2-ingredient marmalade ice cream.
Tub of vanilla ice cream
Half a jar of marmalade
Power source: ( actually, if we are being really precise, the energy came from the sun- millions of years ago maybe but still
). The sun.
Equipment: bowl, spoon, freezing container. You could mix in a sink with your hands and reuse the ice cream pot if you are finding it hard to get the equipment.
Leave ice cream to melt.
Tip into bowl (or sink)
Stir in marmalade.
Return to ice cream pot or container.
Refreeze.
Enjoy. If you can.
Tub of vanilla ice cream
Half a jar of marmalade
Power source: ( actually, if we are being really precise, the energy came from the sun- millions of years ago maybe but still
). The sun.Equipment: bowl, spoon, freezing container. You could mix in a sink with your hands and reuse the ice cream pot if you are finding it hard to get the equipment.
Leave ice cream to melt.
Tip into bowl (or sink)
Stir in marmalade.
Return to ice cream pot or container.
Refreeze.
Enjoy. If you can.
I'm surprised she isn't using this a it more - surely it was her idea in the first place? If she goes into the shop all she would have to do is to nick that receipt. She would have oodles of ideas wouldn't she? Think of the snax.
duck you Jack, you can stay out of the Black Lodge
Cheers yeah thanks a lot youcanneverhavetoomanyhatsglovesandshoes.Your user name is amazing
Grunting from page 8 so send staminos but I had a Jackesque moment today.
Was listening to my choons when walking to the Post Office to send my Vinted bits and pieces (no hardcore pawn for me). When I pulled my phone out of my bag to get ready to pay, for whatever reason Spotify and Facebook had decided to have their eyes meet and, via the ‘share’ button, I was one tap away from letting everyone on my FB list know I was listening to a song that’s title translates to ‘Big Tits’.
Pissed myself laughing at the counter but for SO MANY REASONS couldn’t fully disclose why.
Point is - nothing published despite that being a two-click command, and my phone was unlocked as I walked half a mile. There is no way Jack’s phone performed the gymnastics she claimed it did.
Anyway, enjoy.
Was listening to my choons when walking to the Post Office to send my Vinted bits and pieces (no hardcore pawn for me). When I pulled my phone out of my bag to get ready to pay, for whatever reason Spotify and Facebook had decided to have their eyes meet and, via the ‘share’ button, I was one tap away from letting everyone on my FB list know I was listening to a song that’s title translates to ‘Big Tits’.
Pissed myself laughing at the counter but for SO MANY REASONS couldn’t fully disclose why.
Point is - nothing published despite that being a two-click command, and my phone was unlocked as I walked half a mile. There is no way Jack’s phone performed the gymnastics she claimed it did.
Anyway, enjoy.
The entrance to vecnas layer?
I'm trying to find it. It's the one in her kitchen with another woman, a journalist I think. There's just so manyWhat's the Chesney pic?!
Gimme.
Anyone help?
I would quite like to have a pencil case with a picture of Jack throwing a pencil case on it.
I can’t though, because it never actually happened.
The opportunities for two sided Lights ON Lights OFF “mood totes” with lights ON/OFF quotes are abundant though
I can’t though, because it never actually happened.
The opportunities for two sided Lights ON Lights OFF “mood totes” with lights ON/OFF quotes are abundant though
Something I found baffling is that she acknowledged the demonic tweets. She is so happy going on deleting sprees, I don't understand why she just didn't delete them and act like nothing had happened. You know, standard Jack behaviour. Why draw attention to the nonsense with some obvious bullshit story. Strange. Makes you think 
It's makes it all the more a mystery.
It's makes it all the more a mystery.
Are we saying Jack looks like Chesney Hawkes?*I'm trying to find it. It's the one in her kitchen with another woman, a journalist I think. There's just so many
Anyone help?
Jack truly is the one and only.
* if not I am so lost.
No Chesney off Coronation Street.
Easy to confuse the two.No Chesney off Coronation Street.
Tomato soup, chick peas, salmon paste, mixed dried herbs AND lasagne sheets...all the greatest hits.
Now That's What I Call Slop Vol.1
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