Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet
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I really hope Molly's thing has never before brewed tea to spill.
I really want a gotcha moment from it.
I really want a gotcha moment from it.
She’s absolutely bleeping insane. This is not what normal people do. Or is it? Does everyone respond to their own tweets as someone else with such sycophantic bilge? We see you Jack, you’re a prize asshat and none of this is going away. You are done, and just like, Allegra, LJC, Old Harold and eventually SB, everyone is going to see it and leave you. So quit social media and close your Patreon because you can’t handle THE TRUTH.
Can I order 500 of these please? Please send 250 apiece to Ms. C Tonkinson and to Ms N. Lawson, at 1 and 2 Enabler Street, Enablertown. Cash on delivery.
ETA beaten to it by @Ooointitot though this order is potentially more lucrative
Will throw in a few extra for M Lewis at 1 Israel Street, Israel.
Following Brian’s sterling efforts
I did send a thankyou check your emails I’ll resend it did you ask for a thankyou from [email protected] because I don’t have access to any of the others now because my assistant’s hands fell off and I have a hurty brain also I don’t read emails because they give me the fear. Are you sure you haven’t had a thankyou because I did send it.
This whole time I've been envisioning an asshat as some sort of sombrero that one wears on one's arse but it turns out it comes from having your head up your arse i.e. wearing it like a hat. Truly every day is a school day in these threads.
If you turn it over, does it say “Boo, I guess?” on the back?
When did we learn the bit in bold?
Christ, Zoe Williams has become a right lazy journo. She’s like the ones that hang round local Facebook groups to get quotes from people with missed bin collections.View attachment 1506674
From same account in reply to Zoe Williams (not squigging her cos she’s a Grauniad journo with a following…)
One was an invitation to the local fete, one was an invitation to the DFS sale, and one was for Julie’s 60th.
Grunking so someone else may already have said but you absolutely can’t use green logs like that in a wood burner. they need to be seasoned for a year. Once again with her crap advice.
Yes certainly not defending her ..... she lies.... all the time. It's really getting boring...
I always imagine it as a buttocks based hat design. Perhaps a talented Frau could design such a garment and we could present Jack, The Golden Asshat for services to buffoonery.
Jack Monroe #359 Hoops I Did It Again
Jackolytes? Jackophants? I was reading about a truly terrifying cult in Mexico recently where a woman pretended to be an Incan Goddess in a village of largely illiterate and isolated locals. They worshipped her and did some truly terrible things for her. It's very horrible so I won't say but...
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Here you go. JCC’s workplace
The great tea spill, starts here
Jack Monroe #359 Hoops I Did It Again
Jackolytes? Jackophants? I was reading about a truly terrifying cult in Mexico recently where a woman pretended to be an Incan Goddess in a village of largely illiterate and isolated locals. They worshipped her and did some truly terrible things for her. It's very horrible so I won't say but...
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Perfect for the approaching Halloween season
DemonJack's existence confirmed by Vlad 
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