lol at Jack ‘I’m only getting a sad little caravan holiday🥹
![Backhand index pointing right :point_right: 👉](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f449.png)
![Backhand index pointing left :point_left: 👈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f448.png)
’. Was this before or after Venice?
I'm a bit sad that she's not been off on more uncultured city breaks. She can obviously afford them, but without the excuse of an other half she'll carry on with her "I've only had one holiday in ten years in a caravan, and the trolls attack me saying I didn't even deserve that".
The per Rialto, taking extensive notes in Italian because obviously after a mini break she's learning a new language, posing on the streets for photos, moaning that her hotel was only 3-star and near a canal...in Venice. Comedy gold.
Didn't she say Venice had a profound affect on her cooking as she realised that you only need a few ingredients? Of course that all goes to
tit when her thing is buying the lowest quality stuff. Id assume she thinks anyone buying DOP ingredients is an idiot wasting their money .
If I was better I'd Photoshop the Venice uncouth police rocking up to her lying on the streets and balance a gelato on her