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Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet
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Just catching up. Jack Monroe is dull as dishwater, but the canal is hilarious
(BTW, accidental phone mishap Jack isn't as bad as 'look what I donated too' Jack. It so gauche to brag about donating clothes and things to charity)
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Getting back from a holiday in vegas near some cows and just caught up on this thread.
For those who say that Jack is being sneaky with her description of a 1 bed flat… I totally agree. If I could I would time travel to 1992 NY Soho and live in a loft apartment (and pretend to be Demi Moore and waft around making pots and sleep on a bed under a floaty sheet).
Anyway.
Those apartments are essentially 1 bedroom but fecking massive and fecking expensive. I only RM where I live or want to live so Southend is definitely off the cards. Maybe there are huge flats that fit this bill. Maybe not.
Off to RM my way out of my student street where they are meant to be pre-season training but are actually pre-season training to get as drunk as possible.
For those who say that Jack is being sneaky with her description of a 1 bed flat… I totally agree. If I could I would time travel to 1992 NY Soho and live in a loft apartment (and pretend to be Demi Moore and waft around making pots and sleep on a bed under a floaty sheet).
Anyway.
Those apartments are essentially 1 bedroom but fecking massive and fecking expensive. I only RM where I live or want to live so Southend is definitely off the cards. Maybe there are huge flats that fit this bill. Maybe not.
Off to RM my way out of my student street where they are meant to be pre-season training but are actually pre-season training to get as drunk as possible.
Please can a squig ask her how she’s so certain about where she’s moving to in 6m time, perhaps ask directly if she’s bought somewhere.
not saying people don’t deserve to buy somewhere if that’s what they really want but she’s got some bleeping cheek on her given the level of grift and beg at a time when, for many people, simply living day to day is difficult.
not saying people don’t deserve to buy somewhere if that’s what they really want but she’s got some bleeping cheek on her given the level of grift and beg at a time when, for many people, simply living day to day is difficult.
I’m convinced that if she is moving she knows exactly where she’ll be. Getting rid of stuff may also mean having friends looking after the items until she has space…. Which judging by her Patreon donations will not take very long.
Also as a Wordpress Frau the fixing of her website is not hard, 20 mins max and making sure the Plug-ins are in their current version would prevent the chaos. I would say she earns more from the ‘my website is broken, no ads, woe is me, sob, look what I’m giving you for free’ rhetoric/ donation beg than from the ad revenue, which is not generous ( unlike rich, virtue signalling luvvies who prop up her lies and finances on a regular basis).
Absolutely. The parent is responsible for a stable base. Yes a home matters. I moved frequently as a child due to my dad's job and it was unsettling. My mum was not an easy parent soy dad provided the stable part of the home. The word you should have used was "stable" Jack, not solid. Add that to the Jacktionary. Then again I don't think she provides stability for SB
I always say I would love to do this too
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“Counting jumpers and pans” sounds like a euphemism for “lying”
It’s not that long ago Jack was arguing that they weren’t going to give clothes to charity as they’ve always done that and they’ve given enough away so why shouldn’t they sell their clothes.
Big day for Jack, latest Inflation figures just announced, eeeek it’s risen to 10.1% ! Martin Lewis still on hols, Jack will be wanted by the media to provide us with answers, and the Squigs will be clamouring to see the VBI I expect, although some are already using it accordingly. Probably the Beta version, hopefully the rest of us will get a glimpse of it later today 
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I agree with this. It must be bought already for her to be so fixated about the 6 month date.
She seems so calm if she is moving from rented to looking for a flat ( just wait until you do own Jackie and then you are worried about your buyer falling though or the one you are buying falling though- she has no idea does she?), she is either
1. buying one and being really naive about it all and doesn’t have a clue that in 6 months a survey could reveal tit that means a mortgage is refused or that the sellers could change their minds etc.
2. signing on a random rental which to me seems unlikely given the lack of wailing and her generally positive outlook on it all.
3. renting a flat that is owned by someone close to her/had a flat guaranteed for her and therefore everything is hunkydory.
I have a friend whose wife was awarded custody after their messy divorce. However when the daughter reached 13 she decided that she really wanted to live with her dad, his new partner and her daughters. She got her way. Is there a point where the child’s wishes override the parents?Ok crazy theory, SB wants to live with his dad full time because of school etc and being close to friends and he's of an age where that matters a lot so Jack is moving closer to facilitate that, hence only needing a one bed as SB would only be occasionally staying. Hence the previous references to this being a whole new era of focusing on relationship with SB etc.
I wonder how much Jack is regretting spending £60 on spoons and a further £45 postage for them. That blows my mind. £45 quid postage.
Also less HMRC visibility
" I’ve always been better in smaller spaces with less stuff - it’s manageable and clarifying."
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Why does everything look like it’s covered in a layer of grime?
As an actual minimalist, those photos give me palpitations.
Shes going to need longer than 6 months!
Don’t hold your breathe squigBig day for Jack, latest Inflation figures just announced, eeeek it’s risen to 10.1% ! Martin Lewis still on hols, Jack will be wanted by the media to provide us with answers, and the Squigs will be clamouring to see the VBI I expect, although some are already using it accordingly. Probably the Beta version, hopefully the rest of us will get a glimpse of it later today
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I know this is a drop in the ocean but the way they use ‘HECKIN big declutter’ gives me the ick. The whole vibe is cringe from every angle
I think that ‘POINTY THINGS! OUCHY DON’T TOUCH!’ blackboard is the worse thing she’s ever done.
Migraine inducing
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