I want a puddle! Jeez I have to buy stuff...a puddle would be much easier...She’s just waiting for a friendly puddle to offer up her forever home.
At this point it's just goose honks.1) She said she hoarded stuff for 'insurance purposes'.. but now her 'family and sense of self', are her security, so they will pay the bills if she finds herself in a tricky situation?
2) I definitely read that as "I can find joy in fucking a teaspoon"
Or Harold to pay her to stop stalking him.She’s just waiting for a friendly puddle to offer up her forever home.
Because his mother is chaos.Why did SB need 'grounding' over the last few years? He's a kid. He should just be thinking about kid stuff.
Sorry - this is long!‘real needs’
Oh, so other donations don’t go towards ‘real needs’? I suppose you’d know.
It seems a lot. My mum definitely has issues regarding keeping stuff (why the fuck has she still got a calender from 1992?) and she's lived here coming up 32yrs. It still wouldn't take six months to sort the place.Six months to sort it out?! Have the council and/or environmental health condemned the shithole then?
Any day now the south east will be teeming with Eastern Europeans wearing double denim.
Can confirm this.I think somebody already did! I vaguely recall that it showed that the owner wasn't a family member.
I just hope they don't cause any issues with late night hoedowns and line dancing.Any day now the south east will be teeming with Eastern Europeans wearing double denim.
Someone should suggest the do a real life feature on the Teemill money that's been softly, gently resting in Jack Monroe's bank account since February 2nd.
Mm I wonder if that 'unsuccessful' practice run visit to the mortgage people was actually successful.It's definitely looking more and more like she's working towards a specific place. She's not house hunting. She's got somewhere lined up already. And, I would say, she's not renting it either.
You know Jack too well!She’s going to wang on about pawning the iPhones and going back to her Nokia to play snake.
Sometimes I think it's a bid for attention. Other times I wonder if she's manic or doing drugs. It wouldn't surprise me if she was trying to alarm people so they'll ask 'are you okay?' and she'll get all of that Twitter concern. Even if it's all performative, I'd argue that in itself is a sign something's wrong.Anyone else here think she’s on some sort of amphetamine or maybe in a manic phase? What with the sudden house/life clearance, yapping about going on social visits with her freezer, and Audrey Hepburn‘s beaver (or whatever it was), are we witnessing some kind of epic meltdown? Or…is it all purely performative?
Pumblewang Beavergrift is going to be my stage name.Pumbles, wangs and now beavers! Jack Monroe - the grift that keeps on grifting.
Haha. My mum was telling me about St Pancreas station the other day. St Pancreas was not a typo.My mum sent me a message the other day about Jane McDonald being in a cave on a tv show.
reader, I wish it was a mistake but sadly she meant to send it.
Is that the 1st time she’s admitted to being a hoarder?
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