I've just arrived on the South Coast ready for a funeral tomorrow. Met up with my OH (I've still got one he hasn't LEFT)
OH asked a minute ago "what's that Jack woman you follow on tattle been up to lately?"
I said "I don't know, I've had a couple of weeks off the drama. I'll have a look and find out."
15 THREADS IN 14 DAYS!!!!
What has the little pixie been up to? I can't read all that lot...too much grunking for anybody. I will make do with the thread recaps, at least for the time being. A bit rude to be catching up on tattle when I'm supposed to be making small talk with the family.
It’s a great way of taking your mind off other stuff though, so enjoy the thread recaps and hopefully tomorrow goes as well as it can.
Summary: she rinsed her hoops, sold her lightbulbs again, claimed to not have enough money for shower gel so was melting old soap bars with water (how RIDICULOUS does this sound?), went on a begging spree, cashed in big time, definitely didn’t get more Botox, found 3 diamond rings and sold them (AFTER selling her lightbulbs and receiving loadsa cash to her PayPal from the beg) and much tea was spilled about why OH scarpered. #TheDordrechtMysteries.
PS nothing changes!
PPS that will be a tenner and a can of (unrinsed) hoops please.
ETA Molly! I forgot about Molly!