When you're serving four people with a single can of tomatoes you can't afford to throw anything away
Jack Monroe #363 I regret to inform you Jack Monroe has done another tweet
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You've got your watery hoop juice to make it go further. #JackHackWhen you're serving four people with a single can of tomatoes you can't afford to throw anything away
She’d be good on Cuntdown - I’m sure Susie Dent would be pleased to see her.
She couldn't quite bring herself to claim that one can of tomatoes and some cucumber is a full meal for four but she did still price it that way. Well played!
Jack thinks she's educating the poor whilst taking the piss. This is paupers cacio e pepe, or at least it's the closest you're going to get to it, meanwhile I'm off on another foreign trip. Ciao paupers.
Might be misunderstanding her bollocks reasoning for not responding to patreon supporters, but she shouldn’t need to access emails in order to message patrons if she can access patreon itself. There’s a messaging function within the platform and that’s generally how patrons will contact the person they’re supporting.
Susie - give us a a sign?
It would be like a couple of soup spoons worth each if split into four!
Coming from the past so I'm sure someone will have pointed this out, but you get paid for gardening leave...
I think everything she's done has been insensitive tbh....does she honestly think that people are going to be boiling down soap to make shower gel or that they even have to?...or that her recipes ( and I use the term loosely) are even palatable - they look absolutely horrendous - and all the the other crappy tips she's come up with.. also, if she's been on the poverty line as a single mum etc, why hasn't she applied for council/ social housing instead of renting a bungalow/ house ..it would certainly make her more credible in term of the poverty crap she spouts...as things stand, nothing she has done or is doing is on a par with people who are actually living through it.
Did anyone ever know who Caroline was/is and when she actually left Jack's employ?
I think the prospect of getting a pass agg dig in at her exes momentarily outweighed logical and sequential thinking. She often falls into this trap, accidentally revealing multiple inconsistencies in her story in favour of getting ina quick jab at someone on Twitter.
Made a couple of lightyep!
but she’s a food writer and knows all…
You could rinse them both and then weigh them. (Just giving you a brief there in case you’re depressed. Sadly no cashoes to send right now because I’ve used it all on a plumber to get congealed bean juice out the u bend. )
Even if you weren't 100% certain of this, surely logic would tell you that there would be millions of people world wide, dropping down dead from tinned kidney bean juice poisoning. And so you would Google to be sure. Now she's probably terrified some poor squiggs who haven't rinsed their beans properly. I thought she was The Queen of Tinned Food anyway.
What is her obsession with rinsing things?
Not just food, but….
Not just food, but….
Hoops, squigs, potatoes potatoes.
She may quote her critics as whatever she wants we aint sitting alone snarking at everyone about boiling soap ends to make shower gel or eating that shite she calls home cooking and i dont hear anybody on here giving the national grid cause for concern with their lightning situation. Yep, yep, yep!
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