Jack Monroe #363 I regret to inform you Jack Monroe has done another tweet

[Clarends]

Something must have happened in January this year as her patreon numbers shot up and have been rising since. What happened in January? View attachment 1497569

Nigella said Jack is the saviour of the povs and people should give her money. Nigella knows about these things

 

[Shimmering]

So many things here make me laugh.
The newest one is 'really makes you think' after quite random comments
Also triangle after obviously unidentifiable things - 'went for a walk yesterday and saw a horse ' makes me hootenfizz.
Easily pleased.

Anyway as you were dear ninnies. Happy Sunday.

Me too. I think I've said before, any picture of/reference to Old Harold, or the Top Gun gif make me laugh.

My new fave is "tender one".

Really makes you think.

At the time, we thought it bore a striking resemblance to Alan Partridge's poetry



I don't understand why the children have crumpled bus tickets. Where have they been, where are they going

The middle classes always keep their bus tickets beautifully smooth.

 

[Chap O]

Okay I know stuffing shoes with rags to make them fit is a thing that people sometimes do. However, bus tickets are tiny, how many crumpled bus tickets does it take fill the toe of a shoe?

If they keep using the bus their shoes shouldn't wear out.

 

[FitiverMin]

I've grunk'd and grunk'd and I can't grunk no more, I'm BUSY! Just had to come on and say you guys are softly, gently amazing and I'm so glad this fanny (with unruly labia) is being called out . I was a fan until I realised she was cosplaying poverty and sobriety. And veganism. Molly is a true hero.

 

[Soap a Dope]

Since AM turned up JM patrons have gone up by almost 13% I'd say that is more influenced by Nigella than AM.

I just despair ninnies, I really do. Her scrambled beg end of July probably resulted in her highest pay day. I'm going to have to reflect on my relationship with Nigella. Smdh

 

[Nottonightbabe]

It's utterly grotesque, she treats other people's problems like porn, gawping at them and exaggerating what she sees. She's an amoral, ghoulish vampire.

This exactly. She revels in victimhood and misery and will use and exaggerate the situations of others in order to do that. She is twisted, unsettlingly so. I honestly cannot see how any kind of therapy would impact on some of her traits, they're far too innate.

 

[Belgian Bun]

Still one thread behind but saw mention of Eddie Izzard linked with being an MP. I saw him in Malaga city centre last week in a tight skirt and heels stumbling pissed all over the pavement talking to himself. Absolute mess.

To be fair that could describe me walking home from our end of school year do in July. I talked to myself all the way home, swearing and shouting about the lack of street lights. ETA slightly I live in an area where light is managed because it's a national park and they don't want light pollution. As a woman walking home from places this is not always very comforting.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Why aren't hers slimy?! I didn't want to poke the demon slow cooker bread, let alone hug the oozy fucker.

In today’s episode of “Things You Would Only See on a Jack Monroe Thread”

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Since AM turned up JM patrons have gone up by almost 13% I'd say that is more influenced by Nigella than AM. View attachment 1497611

I just despair ninnies, I really do. Her scrambled beg end of July probably resulted in her highest pay day. I'm going to have to reflect on my relationship with Nigella. Smdh

Don't despair dear heart, we have the end of the month to look forward to, when any patrons that cancelled their sub recently will drop off. I'm hopeful for a nice chunk to vanish .

 

[Soap a Dope]

So let's take the average income from patreon $6500 convert to £ and you're looking at 5,353.43 Pound sterling income.

sorry, I'm sure I must be boring you all. I'll leave it at that

 

[onlysunshine]

Jack talks about loads of other people's experiences in this TedTalk. She even likens 'tightening your belt' to a man who hung himself with his belt. Sensitive as ever, Jack.

Watch her smirk throughout, she's an absolute charlatan.

I'm only a couple of minutes in but it definitely sounds like she's manifesting to be like Hetty. I can't do another 70 years (give or take, depending on whether you're a 1978 truther...) of Cack

 

[Lazarus]

Since AM turned up JM patrons have gone up by almost 13% I'd say that is more influenced by Nigella than AM. View attachment 1497611

I just despair ninnies, I really do. Her scrambled beg end of July probably resulted in her highest pay day. I'm going to have to reflect on my relationship with Nigella. Smdh

I often think (and I don’t know how to properly articulate what I’m thinking in this case) that people are subscribing to her Patreon to spite the naysayers.
there’s much more I could say on this but period brain and overheating have frazzled my thoughts atm.

 

[Orphan_Black]

In today’s episode of “Things You Would Only See on a Jack Monroe Thread”

I know Jack has many slow cookers, but you look at those loaves she's hugging. All her slow cookers are round-ish, like mine. My demon bread reflected that shape. Those loaves in her pic are all oblong-ish. I call bullshit and say she used a fancy bread maker or baked them in the oven. No way those things came out of a slow cooker.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Don't despair dear heart, we have the end of the month to look forward to, when any patrons that cancelled their sub recently will drop off. I'm hopeful for a nice chunk to vanish .

Should be another drop once the increased utility bills start hitting as well.

Cue another incoherent rage about genocide a couple of days after that.

 

[moldwarp]

I often think (and I don’t know how to properly articulate what I’m thinking in this case) that people are subscribing to her Patreon to spite the naysayers.
there’s much more I could say on this but period brain and overheating have frazzled my thoughts atm.

I agree with this it’s part of the tribalism noted in previous threads by various fraus whereby it’s Us (kind decent people) vs Them (evil White Wingers). I understand the tribalism (even tho I think it’s bad and ruining our politics and culture) what I don’t understand is the next misstep of logic which goes “The best way to stick it to the evil white wingers is to give some of my money to a cosplaying grifter”.

 

[WaffleKent]

I often think (and I don’t know how to properly articulate what I’m thinking in this case) that people are subscribing to her Patreon to spite the naysayers.
there’s much more I could say on this but period brain and overheating have frazzled my thoughts atm.

I agree. To a lot of people on twitter a tenner a month is not that much so it probably feels a bit like signing a petition, or sponsoring a marathon, all about getting those figures up to flip the bird at her detractors (I do think some of them are also completely deluded and they think it will make Jack their friend... and good luck with that petals)

 

[Orphan_Black]

I agree. To a lot of people on twitter a tenner a month is not that much so it probably feels a bit like signing a petition, or sponsoring a marathon, all about getting those figures up to flip the bird at her detractors (I do think some of them are also completely deluded and they think it will make Jack their friend... and good luck with that petals)

It makes me sad that people can afford to give to charity, but the money ends up in Jack's grubby mitts.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's becoming a punchline on twitter. Which is nice.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

My (half Spanish ) OH makes fabulous gazpacho. With the gazpacho chat earlier thought I'd share his recipe.

6 large tomatoes
1 pepper (red or green whichever you like better)
2 cucumbers.
chop into smallish pieces
Add:
One shot glass of olive oil
One shot glass of vinegar
Salt
Throw in blender.
Done

thankyou, tender one. I shall try this!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I often think (and I don’t know how to properly articulate what I’m thinking in this case) that people are subscribing to her Patreon to spite the naysayers.
there’s much more I could say on this but period brain and overheating have frazzled my thoughts atm.

I think that is a large part of the recent gains, it's her loyal band of wet wipes again, sticking two fingers up to her 'haterz'. Even though we couldn't give a fig about them throwing their money away, crack on lads . I wonder what they'll think when they realise that she actually doesn't send out any promised rewards, and it wasn't all made up as part of a smear campaign?