Jack Monroe #355 rinses poor people better than she rinses spaghetti hoops

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Hey who wants to cringe more than they’ve ever cringed in their entire life? I think I’ve injured myself. Send ambulanceos.

Christ on a bike, Pythagoras again!
 
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Thank you, that explains a lot. It’s a potted history of the insanity. The one thing I don’t understand is “pumble”. Who or what is a pumble?
It's a cross between a pie and a crumble. Sounds like it might be a tasty carby treat. Not Jack's version.
 
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It's the account that went viral sharing Jacks rinsed hoops recipe. They've had to lock their account due to flying monkey attacks.
No way! I was hoping it wasn’t that one. Was having a good chuckle before bed at that one.
 
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Hey who wants to cringe more than they’ve ever cringed in their entire life? I think I’ve injured myself. Send ambulanceos.

But didn’t she leave school with no GCSEs
 

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No way! I was hoping it wasn’t that one. Was having a good chuckle before bed at that one.
Hopefully they'll unlock when it dies down. The last I saw the flying monkeys were going through their tweets and attacking them because they'd been to a fancy restaurant in 2011 so are too high and mighty for rinsed hoops.
 
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Can a better frau than me bring over the tweet at the end of the last thread where Jack accidentally replied on a sock account rather than her own?
 
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Thank you, that explains a lot. It’s a potted history of the insanity. The one thing I don’t understand is “pumble”. Who or what is a pumble?
Pumble is apparently Pie Crumble that Jack made. Unfortunately it became sentient somewhere on these here threads and is now running amok, teasing the Walrux and making up dittys.

*edited because pie not pear. I am incorrect. Send the waaambulance.
 
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Tom Kerridge picking her brains for hours.

'Jack tell me again what it is exactly you do with spaghetti hoops'

 
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Hopefully they'll unlock when it dies down. The last I saw the flying monkeys were going through their tweets and attacking them because they'd been to a fancy restaurant in 2011 so are too high and mighty for rinsed hoops.
Oh a fancy restaurant, god forbid. While turning a blind eye to their hero’s ridiculous trinkets they own. 🧐
 
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Her absolute refusal to address the Patreon income is being noticed by more and more people.
 
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