Jack Monroe #353 Jack Monroe campaigns for Jack Monroe not to be in poverty

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Grunk in the evening, grunk in the morning.

Jack is a compulsive liar and can't help herself. Why oh why didn't she just stick to the origin story (fabricated or otherwise) and leave the poverty cosplay in the past?

Anyone who experienced actual poverty (spoiler: JM has never) would never inflicting this bizarre pretence on their children? It is an absolute thrill to be able to do things for my children / take them places that my mother would not have been able to afford (sometimes not a thrill though like when I paid £3 for an ice cream in the park and have reverted to the 'you can have something at home playbook!').

Her latest extreme light bulb unscrewing, selling all her possessions poverty fiction is a step too far I think. It means she will not be able to take poor SB anywhere over the summer holidays (let alone buy the poor bugger an ice cream) without making it completely apparently that she is a liar/fantasist/grifter/scam artist (delete as appropriate). Even Nigella must be raising an eyebrow at this point.
 
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Well canal, I wonder what the day will bring? Hopefully a few less socks . There were lots of piss taking accounts popping up on Twitter last night, which while funny, no doubt she'll use them as evidence of 'trolls' and the harassment she receives alllll the time .
 
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I also have no time for the IEA, grifters in a different way, but grifters like our Jacky. Though would be so funny if Jack was up against them or someone similar on GMB again, and once more threw out the the funding transparency line. The person she was arguing with just replying “ Well can you tell us your Patreon numbers then Jack ? “…..oh that that would be a fun chaos.
 
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Also, please Jack, get confused between your socks and say the wrong thing with the wrong account. That would be glorious you absolute melt.
The way the tone changes from her main to sock, I’m trying to work out what it is she does to dull her tone so much (and yet *still* fools no-one!)

She's DM'd them about trolls using the VBI against her.
I like how Twitter keeps a placemark for deleted tweets now. Shows something was said and doesn’t confuse people even further.
 
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I go the the festival ONE NIGHT and can't keep up the grunk anymore, Crikey.
 
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Also remember she originally said that it would take a weekend to put together too.
 
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Did I have a fever dream or did Jack set up multiple sock accounts last night? And potentially even interact with herself using them?

Also, I was wondering whether, instead of a name Molly was a reference to a ... substance?
 
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Blue tick author repsonding to the unraveling of another online grifter this week, made me think of the cult of Jack.
 
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30th May.
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Has she done her little tour?
What's on the VBI? Venison? Grouse? What, exactly does she think won't be available in deprived areas? The closest Asda to me is in one of the most deprived wards in the country and there's more choice in that supermarket than there is in my local Sainsbury's (not a deprived ward), mainly due to massive amounts of diversity in the ward next to mine. Jack really doesn't understand deprivation, she seems to think food deserts are in the most deprived areas when, largely, that's not true. The most deprived areas are usually in big cities where there isn't a lack of shops and supermarkets
 
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Did I have a fever dream or did Jack set up multiple sock accounts last night? And potentially even interact with herself using them?

Also, I was wondering whether, instead of a name Molly was a reference to a ... substance?
1. Yes
2. I've wondered the same thing
 
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Pumbleing heck is this the VBI?


Excellent forensic record keeping Marm. (Credit for photo)

It is best for her to never mention this again, if she tries to publish a sad little spreadsheet or photograph some pages with the weight of cheap meat in tins I will die of embarrassment for her.

Jack, I mither a lot. I have written silly poems inspired by your nonsense and imagainary phone calls between Old Harold and his wife, but I have enough goodwill towards you to say: DO NOT PUBLISH THE VBI.
 
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I’ve got “it’s another day of grunk” running through my head to the tune of Another Day of Sun from La La Land. I work part time in a school and am doing a degree, so am currently not doing much, even my daughter isn’t around this week as she’s doing her drama club’s summer course and I can’t keep up. God knows how busy fraus and herrs are managing. I just want to say a huge thank you to all the tireless canal members who are screenshotting everything on Twitter for us, and everyone who has been trawling through the archives to find old posts. Without the granular forensic (sorry) recording of Jack’s past emissions Molly and others would have far less material to prove the lies and grift.
 
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Frankly, I'm now starting to wonder if you're all Jack. Have I spent the last two years talking to one woman in a bungalow?
My house is basically a (shitty) bungalow on stilts. But I can assure you I'm not Jack, or a demogorgon for that matter, seeing as I'm in the upside down.

The whole sock issue is truly an issue that needs addressing though. There's something seriously wrong with her.
 
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Haaallpppp. Do I dare watch it? Jack honestly singing When I Needed a Neighbour? That's so cringe and top level delusional?

Messiah Complex Jack is the most terrifying Jack.
 
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