He’s a media slag (a term I’ve used to describe Captain Tom himself and i am not ashamed). He’s a proper fucking local paper curtain twitcher type.Speaking of Big Dave, I hope he doesn't get drawn into this. He seems level-headed, but I can imagine him going Dirty Harry with that big gun
Thought you cancelled Netflix to get that mortgage, Jackie?
The only Marxist in Southend to a get a gong, I believeBig Dave MBE, if you don't mind.
Sold your camera in 2011? That's weird, your mum was telling you not to sell it in 2012, you lying sack of shite.
Can still afford Netflix and broadband then?
Ah, I nearly bought one of these before I’ve seen the light. Imagine
Big Dave when This Morning phones in a few days' timeHe’s a media slag (a term I’ve used to describe Captain Tom himself and i am not ashamed). He’s a proper fucking local paper curtain twitcher type.
Playing the victim Jack deployed.
It's probably the light pouring from her arse.
Fuck me it's so bright. The beacons are lit. Gondor calls for aid.
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