Jack Monroe #353 Jack Monroe campaigns for Jack Monroe not to be in poverty

[Trauma Frotters]

Don't go there trust me. After reading it my curiosity got the better and I looked at his twitter. Deep, deep regret

I feel compelled to clarify that I am not on his ( multiple!) threads for the high levels of grim, angry porn. I just really like crap minor celebrities. I find them much more interesting than mega stars.
Hence my bathing in the warm, dandelion scattered, waters of the canal

 

[kachoochoo]

she's awake!

 

[Lazarus]

Retweeted by a lecturer and expert in poverty if there is such a thing. Obviously an academic anyway

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I bet it only needed 6 rewrites because she wrote a bleeping protein in the carb column or something and instead of score through she ripped it into tiny pieces and started again.
Also, 6 rewrites for someone who is forensic is kinda…

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I vaguely remember Jack Monroe frantically assembling her photos using the wrong type of glue, to send out. Was that for paetron?

That was a wee cash grab right at the beginning of the pandemic where she was tweeting her PayPal and crying about having a year's worth of work cancelled wasn't it?

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Socks to the left of me, squiggles to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with THAT MAN

 

[Ostapbender]

Speaking of Big Dave, I hope he doesn't get drawn into this. He seems level-headed, but I can imagine him going Dirty Harry with that big gun

 

[Ablemabel]

If that took her 4 hours.... my costed meal plan for the month takes me 40 minutes.... maybe I'm superwoman???

Babe, same x

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Don't go there trust me. After reading it my curiosity got the better and I looked at his twitter. Deep, deep regret

Fancy a Yakult?

 

[MemoryLane]

If you’d subscribed to her at £44 a month for 2 years you’d have:
24 photos for your wall of food photography
240 art postcards
Signed books
24 discount codes for a website which hasn’t worked in years
Unspecified amount of double sided recipe cards

I bet they’re glad she doesn’t do anything with it. Imagine the space that’d take up in a sideboard?

As funny as this is, that’s also £1056 that could have bought a family/families an awful lot of food. I feel a lot of animosity towards these people who obviously have no issue with signing up to the £44 a month tier, they won’t even notice it leaving there account! They might as well put a lighter to it in front of a homeless kid like a Bullingdon Boy would! It’s shocking that kids are going hungry while some fuckwit is throwing money at her to buy a rucksack full of dead animal parts, Cotswold sideboards, numerous pairs of Dr Martens to yomp to Asda in, rusty spoons, hammocks, hair dye, Tiffany earrings, a Liverpool shirt and a fuckin brand new dog! Not even a rescue dog! I despair at these people! I really do!

 

[FreezePeach]

She could have used the pandemic to great advantage if she was savvy. Instead she had a chaotic series of TV cooking slots, claimed she was immunocompromised and did absolutely nothing to help anyone.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[RamblerOfLandandMouth]

Retweeted by a lecturer and expert in poverty if there is such a thing. Obviously an academic anyway

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This actually makes me sick....it's such a beggy, woe is me, victorian woman throwing herself down dramatically hand on forehead post and it's so bleeping unrealistic...who..WHO in the real world has ever done 4 hours work on a bleeping shopping list....you could have volunteered that time St Jackie or heaven forbid done some actual work ..Gahhhh

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I vaguely remember Jack Monroe frantically assembling her photos using the wrong type of glue, to send out. Was that for paetron?

During lockdown 1. It wasn't for Patreon.

 

[YenE]

My dudes I left for 36 hours and I’m assuming that further happenings have happened
Time for a catch-up…

 

[RamblerOfLandandMouth]

She could have used the pandemic to great advantage if she was savvy. Instead she had a chaotic series of TV cooking slots, claimed she was immunocompromised and did absolutely nothing to help anyone.

But she did repaint a shed and glitz it up and promise a YouTube series or something that never materialised!

 

[jenny2603]

she's awake!

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Get bent you mad fantasist. The police were out and you shat it from taking any of your false allegations forward because as you say wasting police time is a serious offence.

 

[Lazarus]

she's awake!

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She don’t want yer best wishes, she just wants yer money. Paraphrasing to make a better thread title suggestion.
don’t you dare tell me it’s too early, I’m about to go to bed and the new thread will be up at sunrise.

 

[Mrs Peel]

Jack, if you are reading this, and I know you are...

You still have time to give poor Content a bit of food and take her out to do her business before the stroke of midnight. Same with Cooper. I think I mentioned the other day that animals pick up on negative emotions, so please try and imagine how it has been for them today. Put your phone(s) down.

Twitter will still be there tomorrow, as will Content and Cooper, but at this point they are probably wishing that they were somewhere else.

Think on.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

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We don't get in to the Groucho Club, they've got us there.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Speaking of Big Dave, I hope he doesn't get drawn into this. He seems level-headed, but I can imagine him going Dirty Harry with that big gun

Big Dave MBE, if you don't mind.