Jack Monroe #353 Jack Monroe campaigns for Jack Monroe not to be in poverty

[Valiofthedolls]

Remember the Tinder profile and Jack Monroe stated she liked country music. She'd be wise to take note of Keith Whitley right now.

Cunty Country Jack Monroe would have been wiser taking note of this in the first place before unleashing “The Blog”

 

[ishant]

I feel your pain. Husband was supposed to be at band rehearsal tonight but has sacked it off because he hasn’t seen much of me this week

do we… have the same husband?

 

[jenny2603]

I bet the 2 phones are getting a full workout tonight with all the socks Thank god for Dyson fans to stop Jack sweating quite so much!

The back bedroom of the crappy bungalow just now.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I’m just a tattler, standing in front of a sock, asking them to screenshot me.


pick me Jack, pick me!

 

[Emmapism]

This is the internet equivalent of slowing down to watch the aftermath of a car crash Jack, it ain't that deep

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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There is this, where she informs us that every single one of us pays taxes in some form and this subsides MPs. Presumably the taxes MPs pay don't count.*

*I will add I do think MP's perks are excessive but Jack can't have it both ways. Either we all pay taxes in some form or we don't.

No they don’t VAT and income tax are not the same thing I thought she loved facts?

 

[GrannyOgg]

I think probably best if I don’t as don’t want them to get hassle as I could be completely wrong but this is clearly someone who is playing the long game and knows the history

Don’t. I’ve my own ideas. It’s safer just to keep it to yourself

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I've done my hair and makeup AGAIN in case she screenshots me

 

[ishant]

God I almost feel as out of it as when I was following the Depp vs Heard case in real time. I wanted to watch the Calloway documentary but don’t want to miss a thing

 

[Ostapbender]

I bet the 2 phones are getting a full workout tonight with all the socks Thank god for Dyson fans to stop Jack sweating quite so much!

Imagining Jack as a mix of Liam Neeson and Malcolm Tucker!

 

[tattybrogan]

Sympathetic and understanding and selfless as always

 

[maytoseptember]

If this is a Jack Sock, it’s suuuuuper clever because it’s asking Jack to post her Patreon receipts.

Got to hand it to her, she’s smart. S-M-R-T.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Don’t. I’ve my own ideas. It’s safer just to keep it to yourself

Write it on a piece of paper and take a photo of it next to today's newspaper. That way you are safe in the knowledge you can smugly say "I was right" when Molly is unmasked without risking derailing her.

(Jack this is not a serious suggestion, please don't screenshot)

 

[Dogmuck]

Jack whoohoooo, just to let you know you’re new sock account, you misspelled BLAND. You’re welcome, go well pal

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Wonder what time she'll go to bed tonight?

 

[jenny2603]

I've done my hair and makeup AGAIN in case she screenshots me

I've been out in the garden to dirty up my nails for Jack. I think you'll find that's more likely to attract her attention.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

If this is a Jack Sock, it’s suuuuuper clever because it’s asking Jack to post her Patreon receipts.

Got to hand it to her, she’s smart. S-M-R-T.


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Is she going to lie to her own sock? "Ugh if you must scrape the answer from my dusty bones I receive £3.44 from patreon every 2 months and then they charge me £6.50, so I'm actually paying them"

 

[Ostapbender]

I wonder if Jack will screenshot my fictional diary by her about how she watched some kids play ice hockey, using her cookies as pucks? Hard hitting journalism there

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

If ‘Jacks’ screenshot has brought you here…then welcome brethren. We are friendly and funny and we have outfits and there are SONGS!

 

[GrannyOgg]

Write it on a piece of paper and take a photo of it next to today's newspaper. That way you are safe in the knowledge you can smugly say "I was right" when Molly is unmasked without risking derailing her.

(Jack this is not a serious suggestion, please don't screenshot)

You want me to BUY a newspaper?!?