Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[Geetbo]

The £12 might be the cost of the pet care plan you get with some vets. Not insurance.

Yeah you’re right that’s what it’ll be. My dogs is £13.50 a month so that would make sense.

 

[Ostapbender]

Don’t worry dear heart, SB isn’t with her.

I’ve had a few days break and come back to the ultimate chaos. What a time to be alive, really hope she sues herself for libel.

brilliant, I submit 'Jack sues herself for libel' to @People-huv-tae-know as a photoshop prompt

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You're not Cardi B Jack, wind it in

 

[Pantomimehorse]

And yet she sold it.
Such bullshit that it was only about £600, that's a push even if it was second hand. Which of course it wouldn't have been.

Not sure when it was bought but funnily enough I bought a seamaster in 2000 , a man's model was £1200 then , I imagine womens a little less ?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I was wondering if maybe she'd got it from BrightSide, or somewhere similar, due to not being able to get standard credit. I know their prices were supposed to be eye-watering, though I can't quite believe they'd be that horrific. Also not sure if they stocked top-of-the-Rangemasters.....

Jeez if she needed a stab vest for Glastonbury, she’d need this getup before she even considered going near a Brightside.

She’s FOR the poors, not OF the poors. There might be people in there who watch Jeremy Kyle and read Take a Break and all sorts. She’s from a good family don’t you know?!

 

[Ellabella]

If you are feeding Jack, you are entitled to know about her financial decisions? Eh?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Not sure when it was bought but funnily enough I bought a seamaster in 2000 , a man's model was £1200 then , I imagine womens a little less ?

Oh so her parents paid £600.

Each.

Now the Jack maths make sense

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She doesnt need anyone to duck her, i think shes dont a ptetty good job of it herself tbf!

 

[Gildinwen-TKB]

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Matthew wright is a self centred know it all prick, who barely let anyone he disagreed with get a word in edgeways when he was hosting "The wright Stuff". And I say that as someone who is well left of centre and presumably has loads in common with him.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She definitely thought the blog post and these subsequent zingy retorts would have 30k+ likes by now not going so well. People are slowly backing away from her mess

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

The squiggery-pokery on Twitter today is just delicious.

 

[HalcyonDays]

the taxman, jack’s conscience and God sounds like the world’s most depressing supergroup

Reverend and the Grifting Money Makers?

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I had a tin of Del Monte fruit cocktail for my tea. It felt like the right thing to do, under the circumstances.

 

[Boyo]

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What an amazing day!

 

[Mr Krabs]

Have I imagined it or did Jack once claim she was kidnapped as a child from a park?

Wasn’t the truth of that one something like a rather strange lady tried to lead her out the park but was stopped by her mum?

Honestly, between the brothel work, kidnapping, almost falling under a train, being stalked, sleeping rough etc etc you’ve got one hell of a lifetime movie. From Poverty to Pumble: the Jack Monroe Story.

The 4Chan comparison. Hahaha is all I have to say to that one. Do they know what 4Chan is?

 

[jenny2603]

As her son is now her social media manager he must be loving reading his mum meltdown over being "fucked and funded"

He's had quite the start to his summer job.

 

[Toffee finger]

I haven’t grunked properly but I’ve read her tweets and can be assured you’ll all have said what I’m thinking!
The amount of squiggles who think Jack can sue the author of the liar thread is absolutely hilarious. “Hello I’d like to sue someone on twitter who re posted my own tweets”

 

[PuritySpiral]

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I just did a quote for a dog like hers this is what came up.

I've lost it now as I did it on a 10 minute email, but for a goldendoodle puppy of Content's age (admitedly I gave her the benefit of the doubt and said she paid £1000) using a random Thorpe Bay postcode, the cheapest - not necessarily the best by any means - but the cheapest policy was just shy of £11 pcm. It was like I described, 1k per condition cap, £100 excess plus 20% of any claim - didn't read any further as was just interested in headline figure to see if it was possible as I pay around £47 a month for my own dog.

I think these algorithms vary greatly though.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I had a tin of Del Monte fruit cocktail for my tea. It felt like the right thing to do, under the circumstances.

It’s what Viv (RIP) would have wanted.

I’m about to put three pairs of pants on and make myself soup out of soup for lunch.

 

[YenE]

What a wild ride this has been.

I can’t really grasp the fact that despite the words being Jack’s own people are still tripping over themselves to ignore the truth/
half truth/whatever.

People I suppose need to believe that they haven’t been taken for fools, none of us want that but Lordy I feel that this is all going to get worse. (My version of worse: She won’t get cancelled, she’ll go on and on claiming vindication despite nothing of the sort happening )