Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[NeoCortex]

That's a vile tweet. It's not going to end well tonight if you don't out the phone away, Jack. Seriously. Take the dog out in the garden. Cuddle the cat. Read a book. But step away from Twitter x

Unsurprising. You can almost taste her piss boiling anger from miles away.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

The £12 a month insurance is something I can actually believe - there are plenty of policies out there with minimal per condition cover/low total cap per year/high excess/large percentage contribution per claim.

I just did a quote for a dog like hers this is what came up.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I need to stop thinking that people ARE their avatars and usernames. I had a sudden thrill that the real @Old Harold was amongst us

 

[jenny2603]

Also notable that whoever kidnapped her brought her back sharpish.

Jack's mum must have been gutted when the woman brought her back.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Oh you ninnies! I'm supposed to have been mithering around with spreadsheets all day and have got nothing done. My kids are asking for dinner and I told them to LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WANT ME TO STOP BREATHING. The house is a mess. The cat's litter tray is like one of Jack's recipes. And still I hit "refresh"....

OMG HAROOOOOOLLLLLLD!!!!!! You’re here!

I just want to take this opportunity to give you a deliciously ordinary welcome

PS Send Iqbalos

 

[Old Harold]

I need to stop thinking that people ARE their avatars and usernames. I had a sudden thrill that the real @Old Harold was amongst us

When I see my own avatar I laugh as hard as Big Dave at that gold trifle, pal.

 

[katycat]

*taps the sign again* Jack can't get credit, she'd have paid for it up front.

I was wondering if maybe she'd got it from BrightSide, or somewhere similar, due to not being able to get standard credit. I know their prices were supposed to be eye-watering, though I can't quite believe they'd be that horrific. Also not sure if they stocked top-of-the-Rangemasters.....

 

[Notmycat]

Sorry to keep coming back about Content / Laurie insurance - she has claimed she has insurance but also that the vets bill left her overdrawn. I know that there is an excess to pay. But it's a good tin rattle as spent all money on dog, need money for living. Send cashos

Also for someone who is experiencing so much pain everywhere, carrying the dog 20 minutes each way was no problem? Yeah right, if so many body parts were hurting like so often claimed taking Content on a lead might be difficult in itself but carrying the dog

 

[Saltfish84]

Why are people so thick? Those are screenshots OF HER OWN TWEETS

Anyhoo - should probably do something ~productive ~ now

 

[BananaSmith]

There's been 6 pages posted in less than an hour - TOOT TOOT!

 

[HalcyonDays]

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Well Jack finally trending on my feed, I was previously just looking at her timeline, so put in her actual name to the search…OMFG it’s a war over there, Twitter people fighting each other left, right and centre, Tweeters attacking each other, some defending her, others going full-on attack, it’s absolute scenes…..starting to think that Blog is a game-changer, oh Jack what ya done It's like the gnomes in Harry Potter...they turn on one another pretty fast.
" It is rather easy to remove a gnome infestation, due to their low intelligence. Once you start the removal process, all of the gnomes flock to the surface, eager to see what is happening. Apparently, the sound of other gnomes screaming is entertaining to them, or they are simply confused as to what is happening."

 

[NeoCortex]

As her son is now her social media manager he must be loving reading his mum meltdown over being "fucked and funded"

 

[definitelynotvlad]

The weather here is iffy the kids have build some sort of den in the lounge and left me to pair odd socks. ( notsurewhyitsgreatcraic)

Even if she does manage to deflect from that thread this time around, it could result in her future tales being taken with a huge pinch of salt. Wont that damage her brand and work?

She would honestly be better donating the monies gained from the blog(publicly, this is the one time when i dont mind seeing her name up in lights) and properly seeking help.

Its been two weeks into the summer here and my kids have not stopped, i sincerely doubt sb has done very much at all and that is sad, a littlw tiny part of me was hopeful she would have taken her own words to heart and actually had fun with him.

Don’t worry dear heart, SB isn’t with her.

I’ve had a few days break and come back to the ultimate chaos. What a time to be alive, really hope she sues herself for libel.

 

[HalcyonDays]

(Sorry....still figuring out how to copy/paste/quote. I'm a basic witch....)
..It's like the gnomes in Harry Potter...they turn on one another pretty fast.
" It is rather easy to remove a gnome infestation, due to their low intelligence. Once you start the removal process, all of the gnomes flock to the surface, eager to see what is happening. Apparently, the sound of other gnomes screaming is entertaining to them, or they are simply confused as to what is happening."[/QUOTE]

 

[Upthisweek]

Remember, at the time of one of Jack’s burglaries and in the immediate period afterwards (screenshots on here somewhere but appear to have been deleted from her Twitter) she is too poor to have insurance. Poor people can’t afford contents insurance! HA! But they can afford Content’s insurance

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Wait, I thought I knew most things that have happened to her but she says was burgled and has been kidnapped too in the past???!!!

 

[moldwarp]

There’s more in that thread about this place and the fact they have only skimmed the thread about Jack but know it’s all false. I love the idea of someone counting their mouse scrolls calling us weird View attachment 1466433View attachment 1466434

“Like 4chan back in the day”?

oh my sweet summer child……

 

[NellieBoo]

Reading Jack's recent tweets is giving me flashbacks to arguing with toddlers. Without the swears, obviously (or not that many).

 

[blurstoftimes]

the taxman, jack’s conscience and God sounds like the world’s most depressing supergroup

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

I suspect she’s already off her face and cooking random eggs to go on things.

and re insurance I have a whippet who is slightly older than content and his insurance is £30 a month. £12 is bullshit.

The £12 might be the cost of the pet care plan you get with some vets. Not insurance.

 

[Kittypops]

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I just did a quote for a dog like hers this is what came up.

Add to Content's insurance some for Coops as well. That £12 is incredible value!