It's OK squig.Jack's got it covered she's hired her son for that job.
Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?
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At this stage I think she's offering to pay for it.
Well, I suppose it makes sense that she’s the biggest gaslighter to ever gaslight
That's a vile tweet. It's not going to end well tonight if you don't put the phone away, Jack. Seriously. Take the dog out in the garden. Cuddle the cat. Read a book. But step away from Twitter x
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Or stickying her fingers somewhere else unruly...
Omg! Thanks so much for sharing that
She literally, like LITERALLY, just spills her entire brain out onto Twitter without a care in the world! What a strange person! That's what diaries and friends are for. WRITE.IT.DOWN! I get the "tension" she would have felt, but keep it bloody private, please.
The saw is just hilarious!
I'm just taking a moment to appreciate the filthy fingernails - things haven't changed then!
Oh, that's Matthew 'I wrote a review for a play that I didn't bother going to see' Wright, is it? Well considered indeed.
The £12 a month insurance is something I can actually believe - there are plenty of policies out there with minimal per condition cover/low total cap per year/high excess/large percentage contribution per claim.
Is now a good time to ask about the broccoli pasta recipe? Only I picked up some elderly-looking nightbroccoli that won't make it beyond breakfast time tomorrow.
Shut up Lurchio.
Yes. She was about 12, although not 100% when it happened but Jack's mother wrote about it on the comments section of a local online newspaper so can't have been too long ago. The incident did happen but in no way as serious as Jack claimed.Have I imagined it or did Jack once claim she was kidnapped as a child from a park?
According to Jack's mum, a woman with very apparent mental health issues came up to Jack in a park and held her hand. Jack's mum was warning other mums to be vigilant.
I'm sure it was scary, however according to Jack she was 'kidnapped' and 'abducted' and neither of those things actually happened. She also claims to have ptsd from her ordeal.
Surely even her most ardent fans must be questioning why she's now had to turn off the hot water, take out her lightbulbs (again) and resort to making her own shower gel when just last month she said that if she carried on working at two thirds of her current output (lol) she could afford to keep paying £1,500 a month in rent AND save enough for a £500,000 mortgage within three years.
I really want the Southend Echo to pick up the story. I want it to end where it all began.
Piss off Liz Jones. Away tell everyone you're pumping a rock star and gives all a laugh again. Honestly, there isn't a bin big enough.
Even though I've blocked Jack and thought I had muted mentions of her, I still somehow got notified of that thread on twitter. Of course I came straight here to see how my favourite coven of ninnies was responding to it!
Yup. In fact, certain watches actually appreciate in value despite being pre-owned.
Also notable that whoever kidnapped her brought her back sharpish.
Oh you ninnies! I'm supposed to have been mithering around with spreadsheets all day and have got nothing done. My kids are asking for dinner and I told them to LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WANT ME TO STOP BREATHING. The house is a mess. The cat's litter tray is like one of Jack's recipes. And still I hit "refresh"....
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