Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[AlwightDallin]

So she did tweet her outgoings! Thankyou

Bet she doesn’t tweet her incomings though the shady grifter!

(and if she recognises the cost of living crisis isn’t about the price of pasta why is she taking out her lightbulbs and having cold martyr showers?)

 

[Onestorytoomany]

The weather here is iffy the kids have build some sort of den in the lounge and left me to pair odd socks. ( notsurewhyitsgreatcraic)

Even if she does manage to deflect from that thread this time around, it could result in her future tales being taken with a huge pinch of salt. Wont that damage her brand and work?

She would honestly be better donating the monies gained from the blog(publicly, this is the one time when i dont mind seeing her name up in lights) and properly seeking help.

Its been two weeks into the summer here and my kids have not stopped, i sincerely doubt sb has done very much at all and that is sad, a littlw tiny part of me was hopeful she would have taken her own words to heart and actually had fun with him.

 

[NeoCortex]

Ugh. They just don’t want to be wrong about her.

Neither did I. New here, first lost any respect for JM after how nasty she was to Jamie Oliver but had no idea the scale of her grifting and cuntiness

Urgh. To be fair Jack is one of the few writers actually worse than Rhianna Pratchett. (You must know her famous works such as...errr the recent Tomb Raider games, which were not praised for their storytelling)

 

[Lazarus]

Imagine what Harold's deliciously ordinary family must be thinking at the moment?

 

[Yel]

I had a Lidl tabletop oven for years that cost £40 and was fine.

Now I've upgraded to a fancy ninja as with just two of us it's pretty wasteful to put a whole oven on for one tray. But what kind of rental doesn't come with an oven? Does she rent an extractor fan also? As ridiculous as when she costed up the platinum pudding with a bus ticket to Asda to buy the amaretti biscuits.

Cost the same as her renting an oven a month.

Amazon product

I'm so sorry for boring oven talk

 

[Valiofthedolls]

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Spoiler: Vulgar, Sweary

Being very LITERAL, FORENSIC and Jack-like, but I don’t actually think there is a price for bleeping pasta? If you have the pasta in already, you could probably duck it with no additional incurred financial cost.

In fact, that’s an alternative revenue stream right there. Pretty sure, as with all else, there’s a niche Pasta Fuckers fetish group out there somewhere so you could set up an Only Fans account and make serious coin.
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[Rekyavikgirl]

Imagine what Harold's deliciously ordinary family must be thinking at the moment?

Wonder if one of them is behind that account?!

 

[jenny2603]

Everywhere is Tattle now.

 

[NellieBoo]

I said she is made for Fin Dom. Sitting in her pants and bra demanding cash.

Spoiler: Rude

I watched a documentary about BDSM. There was a very elderly couple into the scene and one of the man's kinks was having his willy grated with a cheese grater. Jack could definitely do that. In fact, maybe she did when she was a SW

 

[Nonah]

I’m too BUSY to keep up with all this.

 

[TillyMiffin]

Grunking so not sure where this will end up-but if anyone is in any doubt about how unstable she is, this whole chaos has been triggered by the breakdown of a relationship that lasted 4-5 months max. Not saying you can’t fall in love or be hurt when it ends in this time frame but come on.

 

[Amanda Lin]

Is this all because she fucked with Bobora?

 

[HotesTilaire]

She is Band F

Well it’s a conundrum. Maybe they pay it over 10 months there. Still, it’s 25% lower with a single person discount. #Bigmaffs #Hoteshacks

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

My Dragon's Den idea was GIANT crisps. Because you know how exciting it is when you get a huge perfectly formed crisp in your packet, I decided I would start producing a line of crisps made only with the biggest potatoes. (I even decided on the guaranteed minimum diameter of 9cm)

The only thing better than this would be bags of crisps that just contain the folded over ones - the ones that are usually extra salty/flavoured etc. You don’t get that with those ‘lip filler Pringles’…

Back on topic. Erm…something something she’s still a lying tripe-hound who is libelling herself for not telling lies that are lies. Or something.

 

[girl1980]

I’m too BUSY to keep up with all this.

Me too! Between refreshing twitter and tattle, I can't get any work done.
Will have to quit my job. Awks I know, but here is my gofundme page.

 

[jenny2603]

Spoiler: Proper Icke Level Tin Foil Hat Jack Theory

I don't think I've ever been so disappointed that a link went nowhere.

 

[AnnRKey]

I’m too BUSY to keep up with all this.

At this rate I should just stop trying to get through today's list

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Grunking so not sure where this will end up-but if anyone is in any doubt about how unstable she is, this whole chaos has been triggered by the breakdown of a relationship that lasted 4-5 months max. Not saying you can’t fall in love or be hurt when it ends in this time frame but come on.

If it ever existed in the first place. Given that if you go back two years everything since this “relationship” ended is an almost verbatim rinse and repeat of what happened after Louisa left, I now have my doubts OH ever really existed.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

A search for "rent" on her Twitter is enlightening. For any new fraus - this is why we don't believe anything she says even though she claims that it is impossible for her to lie because autism.

 

[Lazarus]

Well it’s a conundrum. Maybe they pay it over 10 months there. Still, it’s 25% lower with a single person discount. #Bigmaffs #Hoteshacks

£2,681 pa when I looked it up on mycounciltax.org.uk