Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[auntylil]

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Oh my God! GO SQUIG!

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Ya did like! By implication, perhaps, but that's exactly what you do all of the time. We you, Jack.

Found a new song for ya, Wacko!

Here's a man in evenin' clothes
How he got here, I don't know, but
Man, you oughta see him go
Griftin' the night away

He's dancin' with the chick in slacks
She's a movin' up (her name is Jack)
Oh man, there ain't nothin' like
Griftin' the night away

They're griftin', griftin',
Everybody's feelin' great
They're griftin', griftin'
They're griftin' the night away

Lean up, lean back
Lean up, lean back
Watusi Walrusi, now lie, now grift
They're griftin' the night away

(Sam Cooke, 1960)

 

[HalcyonDays]

nah, if she built them, she'd be able to drive on them

It's surprising, certainly, since she loves her circular venn diagrams and going round and round in circles.

 

[NellieBoo]

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Oh here we go . Don't be silly.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Wonder if there are any other outgoings that have been “forgotten”

Weekly Ocado
Netflix
Amazon prime
Hello Fresh
Able and Cole order
Fabletics subscription

Flower subscription

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Is trending on twitter personalised? I never interact with any jack stuff and I've got a long list, none of it jack

I think so actually yes.

 

[TillyMiffin]

Really grim and shows her true character.

Yeah I’m surprised at how many people have turned/said they were suspicious

 

[Pimpinella]

Seconded - their perfumes are amazing! Also, some of the names are hilarious too.

They will never beat a lipstick I was very fond of during my time as a new romantic in the 80s - pussynose pink.... I "think" it was outdoor girl...

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I simply typed in the twitter search bar ‘about being skint’. Result!

Got it! Thanks, MB

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

You can’t dissolve an insolvent company - so if it owes a bounce back loan, that will stop it. You could have a creditors liquidation but the the creditors have a lot of control. I know some stupid people who think they can just not pay it back, not realising that the written off loans in the news relate to the ones given to professional scam artists from abroad, the uk resident companies and their directors will remain on the hook.
so I don’t think she got one of those loans if she managed to dissolve the company and settle with HMRC.

I'd dearly love to know when Hands left her employ and if she actually received any furlough money.

 

[Dogmuck]

Joins Brian in the sulky corner 🥹

Type In your twitter search, exactly like this (or copy and paste this)

“For actual working class women”

That should get you her straight away. The first name of the squig is the welsh name for Jane, the Scottish - Sheena, Irish - Siobhan
Her handle is her name_L_S

 

[DinosaurSenior]

"Bish" and "Mig"

 

[jenny2603]

Yeah, was just reading this piece from American writer Lauren Hough (who I like) about another internet liar/grifter (Ana Mardoll) who just dissapeared from Twitter. Next to addressing the grifter and describing the dynamics also talks about what it meant for her to be called anti-trans by this grifter and his flying monkeys when there was no such evidence. Anyway, it reminded me a lot of Jack Monroe.

Who is Ana Mardoll

Every so often, I’ll get a message from someone saying they once knew a girl who grew up in the Family, the cult I was raised in. This started before I wrote the book and has only picked up since. They’ll call her different names, but we’ll call her Ellen, because that wasn’t her name. They’ll...

laurenhough.substack.com

That's spooky. I've just read that and yes, there are a lot of parallels with Jack. Well worth a read for anyone who hasn't read it.

 

[Ostapbender]

For some reason this particular lie of Jack’s, that she wrote her first book on one of those little brick Nokias, always cracks me up. Did she bother to check how much memory those things had before she made up that story? Because, sorry Jack, it wasn’t enough for a book.

You be careful, she could Kelvin McKenzie you with that thing

 

[kachoochoo]

Who do you think dug out and built all of Southend's roundabouts?

nah, if she built them, she'd be able to drive on them

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Nope did they fuck! Off to the glue factory for them both!

That’s a kinder fate than being sent round to Jack’s place to “make Béchamel” #thickenintheoven

 

[skronkywildcat]

i can confirm i am not kent county council

Got any cobnuts?

 

[Russian Doll]

THE GIN RECEIPTS THOUGH

Omg I love you and yr absolute Falling Down moment.

 

[Vanelope]

Between this enorma-chaos and it being Alice Evans' PRO date, I may have to give up work.

Please send snackos and vinos to keep me alive as I Iie on a lilo on the floor

What’s a PRO - I can’t handle her thread she’s so nuts

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

Has the mumsnet thread on Jack Monroe been removed? Can't see it!

 

[Vanelope]

No one will be suprised she's now doubling down on it all being fictional
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So … lies? Your lies