Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[HalcyonDays]

Two of my pro-Jack friends have messaged me today to say that their eyes have been opened. Is... is this what the last laugh feels like?!

Just warn them not to accidentally head butt a tap with their newly opened *shiny* eyes.

 

[TillyMiffin]

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She’s fucking exhausting

 

[Pimpinella]

Why is she buying an oven every month? I've had mine for years.

I've got my mum's 1950s new world - works perfectly.... if she's having to get a new cooker every month there's something wrong with her internal wiring (pun intended)

 

[Pimpinella]

She pays £169 per month for her cooker????

You can get a decent, basic, does the job for £180....

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Warehouse op is a new one, should I update Jack's CV?

Do you think she’s implying this in the same way as Call Handler=Firefighter? ie Warehouse Op=Special Ops

 

[dinosaursideways]

Anecdotal, but forensic enough... Mr Barzie proudly whatsapped me the Molly Thread last night. It had appeared on his Twitter in the wild. Yesterday was very, very good in terms of the Great Squig Awakening. It’s curious that no news outlets have picked anything up (yet). I live in hope.

I think the news outlets may have been distracted by the Ana Mardoll/Lockheed Martin drama which I was very surprised to see got a whole Daily Mail article and was all over my Twitter page yesterday. Maybe this Jack stuff will get picked up today?!

 

[Bobtheknob]

Christ on a bike, I can’t cope. It’s like the holy trinity of shitshows all decided to chaos in the same week, Jackanory, The artiste formally known as Jordan and Alice Evans. I don’t even read the news anymore. I don’t have time. My husband is wondering whether I am going to leave him for tattle as it’s getting very serious what a week to be alive.

Can you do a brief synopsis? I don’t have the stamina to visit those threads. I’M EXHAUSTED.

 

[missbct]

Do you now have pouty lips?

Oh hoop, ouchie lips no less. Please send tipso's

 

[Ostapbender]

Dreams DO come true, Jack

Netflix special when

 

[jenny2603]

Why does her fucking someone mean they have access to her finances? Is this the sex work?

At this stage I think she's offering to pay for it.

 

[Pimpinella]

Just seen on Twitter that she herself tweeted her rent was £1500 a month - anyone know if this is true? If it is, her patreon will cover it. Plus her bills. She cannot ignore the questions with protestations of being bullied. Her story has holes. Lies for attention are one thing but profiting from it? From people you know can’t afford it, who you ‘help’?

She's a professional grifter.... used to be known as a con man.... her home Casa del Dirty Rotten Scoundrels...

 

[lucyq]

There was a new Jack thread on Mumsnet but now it's gone.

 

[usefullyuseless]

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Sorry it doesn’t show Jack b/c I blocked that dementor long ago but this thread is an astonishing takedown and recommend searching it and luxuriating in it.

Is there someone those of us not on twitter (ie me) can read this thread? Nitter isn't working.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I don't recall seeing this posted on here.

Jack Monroe asks followers to stop telling her she ‘looks thin’

‘I dress myself every morning, I know what my body looks like,’ says campaigner

www.independent.co.uk

Apologies if it was.

 

[YenE]

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But…… her tweet. Am I in the upside down?

Can’t she see how her words might be interpreted that way?

 

[TankGirl]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Again another deeper level of love for BB

Putting my next thread title nom in, using Jack Monroe's own words against her (again).

Jack Monroe - A stunning work of fiction.

I vote x

 

[NeoCortex]

You be careful, she could Kelvin McKenzie you with that thing

Haha. They barely held a hand full of text messages

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Just popped on too see if she had said anything. Who bets Sb has stolen the chargers? Dont come at me though, just leave your bet and HAVE ANICE DAY!

 

[definitelynotvlad]

You will just get soap you can't get out of the bottle. Soap bars are like wax. Could be dangerous boiling it as the steam will release chemicals not ment for lungs.

That’s probably a better reason not to try it than ruining a pan. I’ll stick to using my soap bars as soap and not trying to turn them into shower gel.

 

[RaeRae]

Nope did they fuck! Off to the glue factory for them both!

Wasn't there some kind of horse spunk lasagne chaos once upon a time?