If only I knew how to photoshop, Jack would be Jed Maxwell and Alan’s face would be Nigella’s.
‘You’re a mentalist!’
(just jokes, Jack)
If only I knew how to photoshop, Jack would be Jed Maxwell and Alan’s face would be Nigella’s.Do we think she has a tattoo of Nigella on her chest?
OT but the yahoo messenger grin emoji in that shot has taken me right back!Have fallen down the rabbit hole of this other mystery forum. They chatted about Radio 4 making a series about Jack’s life and about how she was advertising something on Eurosport (lol). But anyway, this comment took me back to the heady days of thread ~10, where we discussed the exact same twattishness.
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Let them eat cake!!Excellent, the poor kids don't have lunch, just put some Urban Decay on their lips, nutritious
Jackie AntoinetteLet them eat cake!!
https://giphy.com/1D9aOVtyQ5atW
I’m pretty sure at some point there have been ferrets, Guinea pigs, and something else down the line, oh and maybe rabbits? The narc in my life (now no contact) does the exact same thing with animals. You forget what animals they’ve had after a while. With a narcissist, everything on earth serves only one purpose, to soothe and appease them and their self obsession.When the new (excellently named) thread gets off to such an amazing start. Where the FUCK are Harriet and Miliband? Whose cats WERE they? https://giphy.com/NqNkgNRKjdAje
Yes!!Did anyone else watch Girl, Interrupted as a young teenager and think that Angelina Jolie’s character was soooo cool in that ‘sexy but damaged and crazy’ way? Then you grow up and realise how ridiculous that whole trope is? I feel like Jack never grew out of that phase and thinks she has tjat whole crazy sexy thing going on, even though in reality she is more similar to Alan Partridge when he had a breakdown and ate 100 toblerones and drove barefoot to Dundee.
Where are these apparent imperfections though?
I've done an utterly shite job of this, I'm being lazy and I could've done it a bit better but hope this is what you were looking forIf only I knew how to photoshop, Jack would be Jed Maxwell and Alan’s face would be Nigella’s.
‘You’re a mentalist!’
(just jokes, Jack)
Excuse me hausfrau, but that is LIBEL!! She’s actually definitely 90% vegan, plus she’s only ever had one cat and is about to triangulate you right up. Be afraid, be very afraid.Yes!!to all of this.
Anybody else starting to worry poor harriet and milliband ended up in a peach and chickpea curry?
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The terribleness of this makes it betterI've done an utterly shite job of this, I'm being lazy and I could've done it a bit better but hope this is what you were looking for
Oh my godI've done an utterly shite job of this, I'm being lazy and I could've done it a bit better but hope this is what you were looking for
HOOTINGI've done an utterly shite job of this, I'm being lazy and I could've done it a bit better but hope this is what you were looking for
Tell him you’ve got a drawer full of cocks. Probably easier to explain than a Jack vs Nigella tattoo photoshop in a triangulated cabalOh my god
My husband’s like: ‘Why are you shaking?’
Maybe she used to be an Ann Summers rep. Let's add it to the Jack's Jobs list anyway, everything else is on there at this point!Why would you? I mean, why would you?
For what possible reason? Shock? Outrage? Offend? It wouldn't do any of these things. It's not the 1950's
BTW, congrats on the thread title. They have all been incredibly clever and funny.
StaaaahhhhpTell him you’ve got a drawer full of cocks. Probably easier to explain than a Jack vs Nigella tattoo photoshop in a triangulated cabal
I've done an utterly shite job of this, I'm being lazy and I could've done it a bit better but hope this is what you were looking for
I thought she was fucking skint mate?!Drawers full of cocks, drawers full of meds, drawers full of thumb shaped lipsticks. No wonder she needs 5x 93kg sideboards of lies
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