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I can’t believe I just watched someone make corn on the cob.




Btw you can expect a few gratuitous Idris gifs from now on.

 
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So Hellman’s have paid her over a grand to show us how to spread mayo and spices onto a corn on the cob? Right?

Anticipating a spike in next quarter’s sales, and record breaking share value as this mayo will be flying off the bleeping shelves with such compelling and innovative use cases!
No no, we know how to style a rat tail of hair too.
 
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I just saw my last post and realised I put good like instead of good luck, I’m hoping you all knew what I meant!

Did she actually recommend putting mayo on burns?!
I‘ve read through all the thread but still not sure what she actually cooked, was it just corn on the cob and chopped tomatoes?
 
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The interruption thing is an ADHD/self regulation problem to be fair. I'm getting better at it but I stop myself and apologise and allow the other person to speak. I also was having specialist trauma therapy (on a break as I can't work at the moment so can't afford it) which has improved a lot of my bleeping irritating/accidentally obstructive stress related habits/tics etc 100% within a relatively short time.
Also I would be utterly horrifying at a job like this so guess fuckin what I would never attempt to pursue such a thing 🙃
Thanks for letting me know.
I'm sorry if I offended you - I know nothing about ADHD, and now I know this.
 
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It just shows how much Hellmann's have given up if they allow her to change the time of the show about 30 minutes beforehand. That must have lost around...FIFTY VIEWS??*

*80% of them Tattlers
 
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I didn't watch but am I to understand that in the course of one hour she smeared mayo on a corn cob?
Most cookery shows rattle through about 4 recipes in that time - or at least show lots of premade alternatives and suggestions. Why is Jack always satisfied with doing the absolute bare minimum but treats that like some mammoth task? If I was an office manager she would be my idea of the worst ever employee.
 
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Also, she has another load of assets through BrewDog shares as well... which a kind friend gave to her! (sounds familiar doesn't it 😂)
I'm only on page 16 (damn you, paid employment!) so forgive me if this has already been mentioned.

My husband is a BrewDog shareholder. I bought them as a wedding anniversary gift a few years ago when they opened up for the second round of investors (Equity for Punks). It cost me £95 and I wouldn't exactly say it was loads of assets - if all she's getting is a few free beers occasionally, she's not a higher-tier investor.
 
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For a start off. Those who fancy Ian Hislop, go and stand in a corner and repeat SHARNT 300 times. Or until your lips burst.
The lip thing was a rouse for Hellman’s to get out of this weeks show. It didn’t work. I have no proof of this of course. But she lies so often. No way would have her bust lip healed that fast. She only puréed a sandwich the other evening.
 
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Ok, just spent 30 minutes catching up. Sounds like she went out with a bang. Thanks to you brave souls who watched it.
 
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